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Offlineyeah
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I'm not asexual, woman
    #23720644 - 10/08/16 08:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I LOVE THE PUSSY

JUST LET ME GET IN THAT

I WANT THE PUSSY, GIRL


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Invisiblelarry.fisherman
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: yeah] * 6
    #23720654 - 10/08/16 08:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Grab her by the pussy.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: yeah] * 1
    #23720732 - 10/08/16 09:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I always say I am not gay, but I am not straight either, I just am.

Fuck your labels, rise above the man made drivel and be a sexual being in its purest form.

Embrace all beauty, break free from your simian mindset and be love incarnate.


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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: Lucis]
    #23720802 - 10/08/16 09:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not even "am", shit I am not even an "I" :whatyougonnado:


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: zZZz]
    #23720808 - 10/08/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:bow2:


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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: Lucis]
    #23720818 - 10/08/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:manofapproval:


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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: zZZz]
    #23720823 - 10/08/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm not a sexual woman.


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: CookieCrumbs]
    #23720837 - 10/08/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

What does that even mean CC?


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InvisibleCookieCrumbsM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: Lucis]
    #23720856 - 10/08/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Sensual seduction without the seduction or the sex. Or the sensuality.


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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: zZZz]
    #23720905 - 10/08/16 10:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The last gf I had that was "Asexual" was weird as fuck she'd want to go to hotels and then watch tv and not fuck. I told her I'd wait for a while but we would make out, bjs and hand jobs but no sex .She told me she was Asexual and I just think she was hurt somehow and shut down sexually.She'd pick me up at midnight and go to a hotel and then go to sleep with clothes on because she was so repressed or she would reflect on the days fun and say she was tired or on her period or pretend to sleep,horrible Bitch would always have an excuse and refused to address it. She always wanted a ritzy area hotels and used me for hundreds of $, paid 60$ for her male best friend to ski while I talked to my gf for a few minutes. . That's actually what her name is in my phone. I just allowed her to mteat me like shit. It's okay if she doesn't want to have sex but she shouldn't have just gone on expensive trips with me and then one day I saw her get flowers from some dude on snapchat and accidentally sent it to me. The guy was renting a room in her house and would see me for a month. That's when my trust died forever. My last gf was so impressed by the stuff I did for her that horrible bitch didn't appriciate she treated me like a king of a sex palace. She was fun and we still talk to each other. But I was treated right for the first time . I


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OfflineLucisM
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23720923 - 10/08/16 10:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Some asexuals will have sex, it's just not a huge priority for them, others don't want any sex, doesn't mean they were harmed in anyway, just how they are.


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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: Lucis]
    #23721091 - 10/09/16 12:23 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

seems like asexuals want love more than anything.. i totally get it..


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OfflineRhizohunter
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Re: I'm not asexual, woman [Re: zZZz]
    #23721152 - 10/09/16 02:08 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Not sure if I am asexual or not, but I would rather bang some meth and masturbate than have sex...


I have so many fuckin stories lately about this, and partners that wanted me, but I turned down because I would rather be within myself than with them.

Maybe I don't have that special someone I need.


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