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Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All 1
#23720598 - 10/08/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I'd like to clear up a rumor going around. This whole "frog penis" thing has gotten out of hand.
Turns out the penis you've all been SO OBSESSED WITH doesn't happen to be a penis at all!
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Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral is Not Actually a Penis

A set of photographs that appear to show a well-endowed frog have been stunning people and flustering lady-frogs all over the Internet. Who can blame them? Just look at the size of this thing.
The images emerged last week from a man in Victoria, Australia, who seems to have found the frog in his garden.
However, as any frog sex enthusiast will tell you, frogs don't have penises. Most frog species mate in a process called amplexus, where fertilization of eggs occurs outside the body.
As Gerry Marantelli from the Australian Amphibian Research Centre told BuzzFeed News, this impressive piece of manhood is most likely to be an "extra partially formed leg."
Yep, it's literally a "third leg."
Gerry added: “It’s not a penis, frogs don’t have them."
SO HA!
But interestingly enough, penises did evolve from ‘legs’ during embryonic development so an extra leg is part way there. Amphibians in one way likely invented the penis (albeit not the modern one).

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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: shadyy] 2
#23720605 - 10/08/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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ok thanks
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: Morgenstern] 1
#23720608 - 10/08/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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yw bb
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: shadyy]
#23720614 - 10/08/16 08:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: But interestingly enough, penises did evolve from ‘legs’ during embryonic development so an extra leg is part way there. Amphibians in one way likely invented the penis (albeit not the modern one).
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: PatrickKn]
#23720625 - 10/08/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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PatrickKn said: 
My third leg touches the FLOOR.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: Morgenstern] 6
#23720657 - 10/08/16 08:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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That explains why all the girls say you can't get it up.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: shadyy] 1
#23721348 - 10/09/16 07:03 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hate liz said: the penis you've all been SO OBSESSED WITH
First I've heard about it.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: psi] 1
#23721637 - 10/09/16 10:09 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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psi said:
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i hate liz said: the penis you've all been SO OBSESSED WITH
First I've heard about it.
but now that you've heard about it you're obsessed with it right
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: shadyy]
#23721749 - 10/09/16 10:53 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: psi]
#23722003 - 10/09/16 12:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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psi said:
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i hate liz said: the penis you've all been SO OBSESSED WITH
First I've heard about it.
Same here. If I had the first words out of my mouth would have been "frogs don't have penises". Just like the first words out of my mouth when someone mentions 9/11 is "jet fuel can't melt steel beams." I make it my personal hobby to crush everyone's hopes and dreams.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23722153 - 10/09/16 01:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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even if jet fuel did melt steal beams buildings that large dont collapse when hit by an object that high up.
logically the buildings would only be very badly fucked up not fully collapse.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: Connoisseur]
#23722167 - 10/09/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Shhhh. If we don't admit that no one will ever know better.
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Re: Enormous "Frog Penis" That Went Viral Isn't A Penis At All [Re: CookieCrumbs]
#23722222 - 10/09/16 01:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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in the words of the great eric andre, "I WANNA KNOW WHO PUT THE BOMBS IN TOWER 7"
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