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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: pinedownpioneer] 1
#23941252 - 12/19/16 06:47 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Well, if this just ain't the best thread I've ever seen.
I'm gonna start with posting how I fry chicken. This is how my grandmother taught me.
Prepare a rather deep cast iron skillet.
Soak the chicken in buttermilk for a few hours.
Roll the chicken in a mix of mainly flour with salt, pepper, accent, and (if you're feelin' froggy) red pepper.
Then just fry it until it's golden brown.
I'll edit with pictures and measurements next time I cook it.
I'll post more when I think of 'em.
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Quote:
ThatKidWithTheFace said: Well, if this just ain't the best thread I've ever seen.
I'm gonna start with posting how I fry chicken. This is how my grandmother taught me.
Prepare a rather deep cast iron skillet.
Soak the chicken in buttermilk for a few hours.
Roll the chicken in a mix of mainly flour with salt, pepper, accent, and (if you're feelin' froggy) red pepper.
Then just fry it until it's golden brown.
I'll edit with pictures and measurements next time I cook it.
I'll post more when I think of 'em.
I'm definitely going to take your suggestion of soaking the chicken in buttermilk for a few hours, I've never done it like that. And I'm guessing that's a Southern recipe so that tip has to be legit.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23941350 - 12/19/16 07:11 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Yes ma'am, Southern as can be. Three generations of Alabama cooking led to this chicken
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ThatKidWithTheFace said: Yes ma'am, Southern as can be. Three generations of Alabama cooking led to this chicken
Why ma'am you say, what a Southern little gentlemen you are. *blush*
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G]
#23941635 - 12/19/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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*note to self: write "ma'ma" more often.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 1
#23941640 - 12/19/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: *note to self: write "ma'ma" more often.
Pro tip: You'll make the ladies blush more calling them "miss" instead of "ma'am."
Especially the older ladies.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G]
#23941746 - 12/19/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Came up with this jawn tonight along with a co-worker and it turned out super yum:
Whole wheat hummus pizza - Whole wheat wrap - Roasted pepper hummus - Provolone - Sliced or diced tomato - Green pepper - Olive - Onion
Just make and cook like a pizza using the wrap as the crust and the hummus as the sauce. Provolone worked well, but one can experiment with other cheeses and toppings.
More fun with hummus:
-Hoagie roll -2 beef franks -roasted pepper hummus -tzatziki sauce -green pepper -onion
Grill the pepper and onion and cook the frank as one prefers. On one side ov the hoagie roll slob on the hummus and repeat with tzatziki on the other side. Drop in the dogs and toppings.
Easy yums:
Ramen! I like the Asian market ramens too, but to yum up the cheapo supermarket ramens:
Cook regularly using 175ml distilled water. Just use only about 1/2 ov the provided packet, add 1/3 packet sazon Goya, a sprinkle ov adobo, a sprinkle ov another preferred seasoning(i've been going with auntie fee's blend), a little parsley, and a blob ov honey chipotle bbq sauce. Once ready to eat, toss a little Cholula chipotle hot sauce on 'er. A decent drunken fix for less than $.50.
Another easy yum:
-Halved hoagie roll -Garlic butter spread -anchovies -mushrooms -sweet marinara -Parmesan
Divide the roll and spread on the g.b.. Top with anchovy and mushroom and bake. Once at the preferred crispiness, remove and top with a heated sweet marinara and just a sprinkle ov parm. Anchovies are great when the saltiness is balanced out by a sweet sauce and little to no cheese is involved.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G]
#23941931 - 12/19/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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What about "lady"? or is "miss" better?
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: ModestMouse]
#23941997 - 12/19/16 11:17 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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my salivary glands came
it's the ultimate waffle fry jesus christ
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23942011 - 12/19/16 11:28 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said:

What about "lady"? or is "miss" better?
Miss is better, lady can sound snarky depending on the tone. People usually say it when they're talking down to someone, like "Listen lady..."
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G] 1
#23942026 - 12/19/16 11:35 PM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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ingredients
- bho
- olive oil
- muenster cheese
- soft flour tortillas
mix bho and olive oil bring the olive oil to simmer toss folded tortillas with cheese inside on pan fry until golden brown
wa la
marijuanadillas
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: czech]
#23942127 - 12/20/16 12:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Or dankadillas for short 
To crystal: maybe saying "my lady" is more proper.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23942170 - 12/20/16 12:45 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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LogicaL Chaos said: To crystal: maybe saying "my lady" is more proper.
Who are you, a fedora tipping neckbeard? Nobody says "my lady," and nobody would be flattered by such talk either. Just say "miss."
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Crystal G]
#23942185 - 12/20/16 12:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Hey...fedoras are cool.
Alright u win. Miss it is. Did u miss it?
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
#23942297 - 12/20/16 02:18 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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I'm not into cooking much, I'm easily satisfied with plain rice or any basic simple meal. I like fresh homemade salsas(mango salsa especially) and coconut shrimp, I don't know how to make either one though.
This probably sounds stupid to you sophisticated eaters, I thought it would taste terrible first time I tried it.
- Get bread, any bread, fancy bread if you like fancy bread.
- Apply heat, make bread toasty bread.
- Spread thin layer of peanut butter on toasty bread.
- Spread thin layer of mustard on peanut butter.
- Enjoy
I don't know why this works so well, it merges.. somehow. Peanut butter and mustard go together like babies and boobies.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Tmethyl]
#23942318 - 12/20/16 02:33 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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that... thats vile
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: czech]
#23942319 - 12/20/16 02:34 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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You have to put it in your mouth though, I thought it would taste vile too.. It works somehow, it's fucking magical, I eat it a lot.
Edit: I wanted to add that I don't even like mustard, I don't put it on anything, except peanut butter and toast.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: Tmethyl]
#23942339 - 12/20/16 02:52 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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hmm....
I am intrigued but also disturbed
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: czech]
#23942482 - 12/20/16 06:19 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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"my lady".....maybe at a game of thrones comic con that might work.
Cooking up some yard eggs, bacon, toast, and veggies for breakfast. Fresh grinded coffee beans in a french press. Headed out for a quick glamping trip with my lady and some mescaline.
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Re: The Shroomery Cookbook: Post Your Signature Recipes! [Re: pinedownpioneer]
#23942493 - 12/20/16 06:31 AM (7 years, 1 month ago) |
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Peanut Butter and mustard. Idk brah
I cook almost everyday I will definitely post some killer recipes
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