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Anonymous #1

A hooker jerked me off the other day
    #23703786 - 10/03/16 02:03 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So I own a house in the hood and I was getting an apartment ready to rent out for the 1st. Its a crack/heroine neighborhood and I was on the front porch when this older woman walked by. Long blonde hair, Nice tits and ass even tho she was about 50. Im 32.

I just knew she was a hooker by the way she carried herself and she started to talk to me.

Long story short, I took her upstairs and let her jerk me off all over her tits for $20. Not bad. But I wanna get a puerto rican one next time.

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Anonymous #2

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23705040 - 10/03/16 09:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Can't tell if this is Patal or Alex...

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Anonymous #3

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23705065 - 10/03/16 09:17 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)


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Anonymous #4

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #2]
    #23705686 - 10/04/16 03:14 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Can't tell if this is Patal or Alex...





I was thinking patlal. Alex doesn't own anything.

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Anonymous #5

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23707716 - 10/04/16 06:26 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #2 said:
Can't tell if this is Patal or Alex...





I was thinking patlal. Alex doesn't own anything.





It's neither

:costanza:


And to op, why anonymous?

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Anonymous #6

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #5]
    #23707828 - 10/04/16 07:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

hooker sex isn't that great because it's taboo or they have a bf or smell like dick
Your average girl does way nastier shit on the regular they just don't talk about it the next day

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Anonymous #7

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23714540 - 10/06/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

if she was actually hot id do it

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Anonymous #8

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23715132 - 10/07/16 04:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Anyone see any advantage to having a hooker only do hand/oral rather than fucking her?

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Anonymous #9

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23715136 - 10/07/16 04:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Anyone see any advantage to having a hooker only do hand/oral rather than fucking her?




A hooker's hand is less likely to give you STD's.

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Anonymous #8

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #9]
    #23715159 - 10/07/16 05:20 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

But surely no one is stupid enough to fuck a hooker without a rubber?

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Anonymous #7

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23715628 - 10/07/16 08:50 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

thats where your wrong lol

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Anonymous #10

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #23718191 - 10/07/16 11:58 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Can you get an STI from a hooker if you fuck her in the ear?

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Anonymous #11

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23721664 - 10/09/16 10:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i can give myself a better hand job than anyone ive ever met

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Anonymous #12

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #23722380 - 10/09/16 02:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
i can give myself a better hand job than anyone ive ever met




Maybe you should clone yourself and let your clone do it for you.

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Anonymous #1

Re: A hooker jerked me off the other day [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #23728050 - 10/11/16 11:36 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

And to op, why anonymous?




Do I really need to explain?

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Anyone see any advantage to having a hooker only do hand/oral rather than fucking her?



For safety sake.

Quote:

Anonymous #11 said:
i can give myself a better hand job than anyone ive ever met



How much do you charge?

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