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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Psychedelic.tripp]
    #23711578 - 10/05/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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What came first, the chicken, or the egg? :eek::confused:



The chicken comes first. Nobody ever asks 'What came first, the egg, or the chicken', its always 'the chicken, or the egg' :wink:


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The only reason why T-rex's can't walk backwards is because they're extinct, which perfectly explains why there are no headaches in the rainforest; The parrots eat 'em all.

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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #23711579 - 10/05/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:

Would that mean if you were to manipulate light, you would be manipulating time? Or the perception of time I should say... :rolleyes:



Of course.  Have you not seen a strobe light?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23711580 - 10/05/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

:mindblown:

If we didn't start the fire
Who did?


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23711585 - 10/05/16 09:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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California said:
Of course.  Have you not seen a strobe light?



Touchè


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: ModestMouse] * 2
    #23711593 - 10/05/16 09:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:
:mindblown:

If we didn't start the fire
Who did?



It was always burning since the world was turning.


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Invisiblewolfiewolfie
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: pineninja]
    #23711612 - 10/05/16 10:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why do drugs exist if we are not supposed to do them?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23711619 - 10/05/16 10:02 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why does sobriety exist if we are meant to get high?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: pineninja]
    #23711632 - 10/05/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why do people keep asking questions when they're not getting answered?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711635 - 10/05/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why are hotdogs called after dogs
When they're made from pigs n shit


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23711638 - 10/05/16 10:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lol, 'called after dogs'.

Why did Americans feel the need to hack and butcher the beautiful art that is the English language?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711639 - 10/05/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why did MM do a stealth edit and leave me with my dick in my hand?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711641 - 10/05/16 10:09 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lmao I edited twice
How and why do I refresh so often?


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23711646 - 10/05/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Do you refresh more often than me?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711666 - 10/05/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Who really gives a fux?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711669 - 10/05/16 10:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why do our noses run and our feet smell?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23711676 - 10/05/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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wolfiewolfie said:
Why do our noses run and our feet smell?



Our noses run because of our lacrimal system.  Your feet smell because you are a dirty hippie.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23711678 - 10/05/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why did Cal answer that question? Is he high?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23711680 - 10/05/16 10:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Jokeshopbeard said:
Why did Cal answer that question? Is he high?



I answered it because I could.  This is not an "answer/question the post above you thread".  Get your shit together.
And I am not high.  I have about a half an hour before I am going to get high.
Are you fucking high?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23711684 - 10/05/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How high are you gonna get?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
--Jac O'keeffe


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23711688 - 10/05/16 10:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why do we call it ham-burger, if it's made from beef.


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