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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: SirShroomsAlott]
    #23708331 - 10/04/16 09:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Why did they build pyramids in the first place?





Time capsules, bro. They were thinking of the future.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: zZZz]
    #23708375 - 10/04/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why is my nose itchy?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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InvisibleCalifornia
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23708382 - 10/04/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Do you take sugar?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23708385 - 10/04/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How much?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23708386 - 10/04/16 10:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

One lump, or two?

You just got Def Lepparded!


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InvisibleJokeshopbeard
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23708391 - 10/04/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Def Lepparded? Does that have something to do with being tortured by having terrible music played at you at high volume for days at a time?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23708394 - 10/04/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Alexestalex said:
Quote:

SirShroomsAlott said:
Why don't hippos stop procreating so we don't have to see these oversized fat as fuck pigs roaming around anymore?

I hope their hippo children laugh and rejoice when their hippo parents die in agony for forcing them into existence, even if their hippo parents aren't bad hippos by any means.




I'll answer that one.

Hippos are incapable of understanding ethics.

They cannot rationalize pro-creation like humans because they operate on instinct.

That's why we don't put hippos in jail for murdering each other.

Next question.





How come you are unable to think rationally for situations that involve humans? I'm surprised your sociopathic tendencies don't shine through the BS. You're probably just a troll anyways.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23708399 - 10/04/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No. It's like being Rick-roll'd.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: California]
    #23708422 - 10/04/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Why don't I get any of these being <insert weird name here>'d things?


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Let it be seen that you are nothing. And in knowing that you are nothing... there is nothing to lose, there is nothing to gain. What can happen to you? Something can happen to the body, but it will either heal or it won't. What's the big deal? Let life knock you to bits. Let life take you apart. Let life destroy you. It will only destroy what you are not.
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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 3
    #23708429 - 10/04/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I was just pondering that a moment ago.
You are like a relative from a rural area before the internet who hasn't heard of a lot of stuff.  MTv, dude!


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: ModestMouse]
    #23708440 - 10/04/16 10:27 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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ModestMouse said:


Why is there a West Virginia and no east Virginia





West Virginia split from the rest of Virginia because of political issues during the American Civil War, and in 1863 joined the union as a new free state.

I like to read about the Civil War. :goodmorning:


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: ModestMouse] * 1
    #23708743 - 10/05/16 01:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i have answers i'd like questioned


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: demiu5]
    #23708866 - 10/05/16 04:22 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Seeing as breathing oxygen over ~80 years, give or take, has a 100% fatality rate, why do we keep doing it?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie]
    #23708871 - 10/05/16 04:29 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have an answer but I want to conclusively know what my fate is, and not just in this life but all eternity.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Asante]
    #23708874 - 10/05/16 04:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Careful what you wish for.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: pineninja]
    #23708890 - 10/05/16 04:56 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I can handle it :smile:


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Asante]
    #23708893 - 10/05/16 04:57 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Asante said:
I have an answer but I want to conclusively know what my fate is, and not just in this life but all eternity.



What do you want your fate to be?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: wolfiewolfie] * 1
    #23708896 - 10/05/16 05:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm shown things in my meditations and entheogenic sessions, about how the universe is.

I really hope that thats the thing because it liberates us from any dilemma and has us ascend into Godhood. It is so beautiful that I cry tears of joy if I vividly recall the beauty and perfection of the vision. Its all completely internally consistent, but does it encompass all of reality?


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Asante] * 1
    #23708902 - 10/05/16 05:04 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Asante said:
I'm shown things in my meditations and entheogenic sessions, about how the universe is.

I really hope that thats the thing because it liberates us from any dilemma and has us ascend into Godhood. It is so beautiful that I cry tears of joy if I vividly recall the beauty and perfection of the vision.



I feel you there Asante; I've had the same experiences. I cried for 3 hours straight the first time I was brought fully in touch with it.


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Re: Questions you want answered [Re: Jokeshopbeard]
    #23708916 - 10/05/16 05:13 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It does sound like we've seen something :strangelove: :yinyangtrip:  :matrosjkacup:  :levelup:  :shakeface:


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