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OfflinePatlal
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Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these * 1
    #23707759 - 10/04/16 06:45 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Do you want be safe in your home?

You would think your peashooter is all you wanted. But that's kind of defense makes you vulnerable. It becomes a matter of who shoots first, you or him.

With these however, You let the defenses do the defending for you.

Door (skip to 2:00 if you want)




Unbreakable Windows (skip to 3:00 if you want, but the vid is entertaining from the start)




So yeah... Who needs a gun when the guy trying to kill you is sitting outside of your house trying to catch his breath because he burnt himself out trying to get in?


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OfflineEnjoywho
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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Patlal]
    #23707771 - 10/04/16 06:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Nah I'm American so I own plenty of guns. I just wish a mother Fucker would. :'(


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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23707778 - 10/04/16 06:52 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've just figured out my new dream job; I wanna be the guy who tests smashing things.


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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Patlal]
    #23707783 - 10/04/16 06:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

lots of people just use bars on the windows round here, though my building has none and no doorman we've got security cameras everywhere in the hallways and alarms, there's burglaries in this neighborhood but they're pretty rare. The front doors are glass though and someone could probably bust their way in if they wanted to.

other places I've lived has used bars on ground level windows though, sometimes they're actually quite pretty.





I've drunkenly stumbled into lots of late night takeout restaurants in sketch areas that have bulletproof glass between you and the cashier though.

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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23707794 - 10/04/16 06:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Jokeshopbeard said:
I've just figured out my new dream job; I wanna be the guy who tests smashing things.




Haha I've done a lot of demo work this summer. It does give quite an immense satisfaction not gonna lie.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23707798 - 10/04/16 06:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've smashed and vandalised a lot of things in my time. I'm not sure if taking it from an illegal to legal context might take away some of the fun. From what you say, it doesn't sound like it...


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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Jokeshopbeard] * 1
    #23707934 - 10/04/16 07:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It doesn't. It means getting paid while you smash through that window. Oh ya wall think your tough shit. Me and Mr. Sledge think your lieing. :lol:

I totally talk a bunch of smack :rofl: and then I get handed money. For destroying. Instead of being a dick for destroying peoples property for no reason. That isn't cool.


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"I don't give nothin' to nobody, I just pay the cost to do business." - Riley "Young Reezy"-Boondocks

"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."

"In the days of kings and queens I was a jester."

"And then the great lord created bears... too many bears... shoulda really dialed back on the bears." Squidbillies

"Can you start speaking words instead of your damn filthy lies!"- Louise "Bobs Burgers"


Edited by Enjoywho (10/04/16 07:52 PM)


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InvisibleMasked
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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Patlal]
    #23708037 - 10/04/16 08:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I was a locksmith for a good number of years.  I have security film on my windows.

And im confident the police couldnt even break down my door.

It is a wood door though so, regardless of my reinforcement and high security locks, one could take 5 minutes to hole saw through my door and put their hand in and unlock my locks :lol:


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Re: Do you want to secure your home? Get security doors and windows like these [Re: Enjoywho]
    #23708054 - 10/04/16 08:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

The irony about all of these security measures, is that often times the walls of a home are actually some of the weakest points. unless you have a solid concrete house, all it generally takes is a decent axe or sledgehammer to get through them.

sure your windows and doors might be unbreakable. but that still won't guarantee your safety... then again most people don't think about going through the walls.


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