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Hippos in Colombia
    #23701855 - 10/02/16 10:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I don't know if anybody is keeping up with the news but there's a serious hippopotamus situation in Colombia. There's interesting documentaries on this too.

Here's the scoop.

Pablo Escobar had pet hippos on his estate. When he died, they were left to their own devices.

The hippos, incapable of knowing any better, started reproducing and thriving.

They escaped the estate and migrated to the colombian village.

One of the hippos was initially killed by rangers but the villagers started an anti-violence campaign so no more hippos would be shot.

Now, there are a bunch of hippos roaming free in the village. They haven't killed anyone yet but they have destroyed people's crops and injured some individuals. Basically, the villagers are starting to realize that hippos are pretty destructive and dangerous, despite being cute and adding charm to the village.

In 10 years, they estimate that as many as 100 hippos may be present.

I'm very curious how this drama will unfold. Hippos are dangerous animals and if they murder somebody's child, the villagers will surely want all the hippos dead.

How do you think this will end? Do you think the villagers and the hippos will find potential harmony?


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/cocaine-king-pablo-escobars-herd-8864185


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: Alexestalex] * 3
    #23701873 - 10/02/16 10:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think it's really fucked up to be honest. Those stupid hippo parents procreating and shit.. Those hippo kids never asked to be born. Someone should slaughter them all and post the videos on the internet.


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23701881 - 10/02/16 10:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I predict the hippos will eventually all be slaughtered. :sad:


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: Shroomslip]
    #23701899 - 10/02/16 10:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

All hippo procreation is rape, similar to how the noble rooster does it:rooster:


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: ONE OZ SLUG]
    #23701906 - 10/02/16 10:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Very interesting. Good thing you keep up with hippo news


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23701909 - 10/02/16 10:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

They should take a stance against invasive species while they can and slay them. Bet those fuckers would thrive and wreck havoc in the nearby Amazon basin.
Invasive species really piss me off!!


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Re: Hippos in Colombia [Re: Alexestalex]
    #23701940 - 10/02/16 11:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
One of the hippos was initially killed by rangers but the villagers started an anti-violence campaign so no more hippos would be shot.






let the villagers die due to their own foolish choices

then go in and shoot the fucking hippos.

it's not rocket surgery


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