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My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out...
#23700546 - 10/02/16 02:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Its a girl too and she is only like 7 months or so but she literally just started trying to hump me when I was doing push ups 
First she dove off the couch onto my back while I was trying to do push ups, then she started climbing on my legs/ back which she has done before.
All of a sudden I feel her twitching all weird and turn around to see her trying to hump my upper legs/ ass She did it a few times in a row...
My moms old roomate used to have a big burly and dumb as a brick pit bull who was also super sweet, anyways she taught him to hump on command... More like she would get him really worked up and he would just start humping like crazy, he often knocked people over becouse he was so big and pretty heavy. Thankfully he was a sweetheart and it was just excitement taking over.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23700596 - 10/02/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Is it a dominance thing or something?
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23700611 - 10/02/16 03:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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7 months is not that young for a dog, they are still young no doubt, but not as young as we think. We got a pup over here too that's probably about the same age, dude is already a bastard. Probably picked it up from other dogs.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: zZZz]
#23700662 - 10/02/16 03:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah that is a good point, I have had her for like 5 months and she has progressed from a baby to a nefarious child 
Dude pups are usually extra aggro but my pup is like a tomboy German shepherd She chews on rocks and metal, once I caught her outside with a razor she found somewhere Amazingly she hadn't even cut herself when I found her, not even sure where she got it from but it could have been bad as it was one of the long skinny ones... She is a major whackadoo.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23700666 - 10/02/16 03:35 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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embrace the puppy love. hump her back.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: Bigfeely123]
#23700686 - 10/02/16 03:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Bigfeely123 said: embrace the puppy love. hump her back.
I occasionally bite her back when she gets too rough with me Always pretty gently but it still gets her super riled up
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23700807 - 10/02/16 04:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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It is a dominance thing. The alpha dog humps the submissive. It could also have something to do with being on the ground.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: birdeatingspider]
#23700882 - 10/02/16 04:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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birdeatingspider said: It is a dominance thing. The alpha dog humps the submissive. It could also have something to do with being on the ground.
Yeah maybe I looked vulnerable or something she definitely tries to be dominant a lot of the time. Its pretty cute usually but she can be crazy.
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420] 2
#23700918 - 10/02/16 04:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said:
My moms old roomate used to have a big burly and dumb as a brick pit bull who was also super sweet, anyways she taught him to hump on command... More like she would get him really worked up and he would just start humping like crazy
Yeah. Im sure she taught him this for the laughs.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: Bodhi of Ankou]
#23700941 - 10/02/16 05:00 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I don't even think "taught" is the best word for it, it was more just her encouraging his funny behavior most likely
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23700995 - 10/02/16 05:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said: All of a sudden I feel her twitching all weird and turn around to see her trying to hump my upper legs/ ass She did it a few times in a row...
Did it make you feel uncomfortable?
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23701020 - 10/02/16 05:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Reinforcing (positive and negative conditioning) is as simple as eliciting a response. I.e, dog learns to hump people because the owner laughs nervously everytime he does. This can be dangerous for several reasons, he could jump up and hurt a child or old person, a stranger may think he is attacking, etc.
Dogs are pay it forward and sensitive, my dog picked up 'playing dead' by rolling to her back and lying motionless, which I reward by smiling and paying her my attention.
I once worked with the biggest humper-mutt who was also female. This bitch would hump the air if no dog or person or table was available. Squirting within a few seconds of undesired behavior with a water bottle was quite effective.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: 1234go]
#23701103 - 10/02/16 05:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said:
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musiclover420 said: All of a sudden I feel her twitching all weird and turn around to see her trying to hump my upper legs/ ass She did it a few times in a row...
Did it make you feel uncomfortable?
Not super uncomfortable, it was just weird/ random. I haven't had a dog do that in awhile
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420] 1
#23701464 - 10/02/16 08:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Level with me, bro...did it move?
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: 1234go]
#23701479 - 10/02/16 08:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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1234go said: Level with me, bro...did it move?
Did what move?
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23701509 - 10/02/16 08:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Don't play coy with me.
Your penis. When the dog humped your leg, did it move?
It wouldn't mean you have erotic feelings for the dog. It's only the contact factor, it will do that to anyone.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: 1234go]
#23701533 - 10/02/16 08:28 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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No not at all, I was wearing jeans though so there wasn't much contact either
-------------------- Don't worry about me, I've got all that I need. And I'm singing my song to the sky You know how it feels, With the breeze of the sun in your eyes. Not minding that time's passing by I've got all and more, My smile, just as before. Is all that I carry with me I talk to myself, I need nobody else. I'm lost and I'm mine, yes I'm free
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23701538 - 10/02/16 08:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just give the dam puppy some play already and it might stop humping your face when you're doing pushups
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: plasma]
#23701548 - 10/02/16 08:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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plasma said: Just give the dam puppy some play already and it might stop humping your face when you're doing pushups
I took her out today and just fed her a big dinner and she proceeded to snag half my sandwich off the kitchen counter...
I even pushed in far back beut she some how managed to snake half the sandwich out of its box she is in a time out now
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23701555 - 10/02/16 08:34 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tea bag her
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23701563 - 10/02/16 08:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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screw the time out. bite her ear.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: plasma]
#23701579 - 10/02/16 08:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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plasma said: Tea bag her
No thanks, I did school her pretty good though which mainly consisted of me holding her down and smacking her up a bit with the remnants of the sandwich and its box
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23703263 - 10/03/16 11:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said: No not at all, I was wearing jeans though so there wasn't much contact either 
Are you suggesting that you could've possibly gotten a semi if you had been wearing shorts instead? It's possible.
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Re: My puppy keeps trying to hump me when I work out... [Re: musiclover420]
#23703275 - 10/03/16 11:31 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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musiclover420 said: Its a girl too and she is only like 7 months or so but she literally just started trying to hump me when I was doing push ups 
First she dove off the couch onto my back while I was trying to do push ups, then she started climbing on my legs/ back which she has done before.
All of a sudden I feel her twitching all weird and turn around to see her trying to hump my upper legs/ ass She did it a few times in a row...
My moms old roomate used to have a big burly and dumb as a brick pit bull who was also super sweet, anyways she taught him to hump on command... More like she would get him really worked up and he would just start humping like crazy, he often knocked people over becouse he was so big and pretty heavy. Thankfully he was a sweetheart and it was just excitement taking over.
Sounds like true love homie.
Get you some.
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