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Re: Why anal? [Re: topdog82]
    #23697046 - 10/01/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i bang the wifes ass because she cant cum with vag intercourse
for whatever reason.

i also ask my wife to do gross things for me so if she wants it
in the ass im happy to help. in over 10 years only one time did
i get a piece of poop on my dong but big fuckin deal.

i clean up after 4 cats. wipe my own ass... sometimes getting
shit on my hands. have had my brother in law get horrible
shits durning a road trip and shat in the back of my car(on his clothes)

and gaping is usually after a the ass has been worked for awhile..
took a few years for wifey to do that but its still as tight as ever.

poop is poop. so what. now atm is different... thats gross but i wouldnt
stop her. but ill eat a chicks ass(if shes clean) any day.


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OfflineMemories
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Re: Why anal? [Re: mushboy]
    #23697133 - 10/01/16 12:46 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I think anal sex is overrated, at least on the giving end, assuming you're straight.

The vagina feels better IMO.

The rectum is very tight going in, but once in I find there isn't as much pressure on the head of the penis. I also prefer the natural lubrication of a wet pussy.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: vandago] * 1
    #23697160 - 10/01/16 12:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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vandago said:

P.s this was all written by SWIM. Dirty bastard.




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Re: Why anal? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23697199 - 10/01/16 01:08 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Prostrate orgasms are pretty epic


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Re: Why anal? [Re: topdog82]
    #23697403 - 10/01/16 02:39 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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topdog82 said:
Why are girls okay with taking it up the bum? Why do guys want to stick their dick in someone's bum?







For me it's mainly because a girl can't get pregnant if you do anal.
Also, it's a sign of total submission on a girl's part, and a sign of domination from a guy's end, which to me, is hot.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23697463 - 10/01/16 03:01 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It's tighter and is a power/ submission move.

But my current partner has the biggest anal fetish out of anyone I've ever met. Most past partners have not liked it and would only let me anally penetrate them occasionally. She loves butt stuff tho. I found out that when she was born she didnt poop for three days. Her parents brought her to the doctor and the doctor was basically like oh shit, it's cuz her assholes too tight.

So he put a pinkey up there to loosen her up. From that point on the poop flowed freely.

So yeah. Idrk why most people dig anal, but that's why this chick does. Cuz a doctor stuck a pinky up there when she was 3 days old.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: azur]
    #23697536 - 10/01/16 03:29 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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azur said:
Quote:

kenetic said:
Quote:

azur said:
Sadly my dick is too thick for a girl to enjoy it.




If you really think that's true you haven't seen enough porn.



True. I don't watch porn. I'm also not banging porn stars. :shrug:



Nothing like a prolapsed asshole to get ya going


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Re: Why anal? [Re: topdog82] * 2
    #23697562 - 10/01/16 03:36 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

When I feel like having anal sex I just put a couple rubber bands around a Chipotle burrito and fuck one end of it.  If only the Chipotle next to my house knew how many cummy burritos went down the shitter in their bathroom...


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Re: Why anal? [Re: abltsandwich] * 1
    #23697565 - 10/01/16 03:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Tell them  :shrug:

They've a right to know


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Re: Why anal? [Re: Repertoire89]
    #23697568 - 10/01/16 03:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I've been saving them up in my frige them to give out on Halloween.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: abltsandwich]
    #23697733 - 10/01/16 04:54 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

abltsandwich said:
I've been saving them up in my frige them to give out on Halloween.



Put em in the freezer and youve got refried bean and cheese flavoured cumcicles. Every kids favourite halloween treat.


Edited by BANANA.MAN (10/01/16 04:55 PM)


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Re: Why anal? [Re: TheMovement]
    #23698575 - 10/01/16 10:16 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

TheMovement said:

So he put a pinkey up there to loosen her up. From that point on the poop flowed freely.

So yeah. Idrk why most people dig anal, but that's why this chick does. Cuz a doctor stuck a pinky up there when she was 3 days old.






hahahahahha wtf.

:lolsy:


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Re: Why anal? [Re: lifeiswhatyoumake]
    #23698769 - 10/01/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It's about dominance and intimacy. The ass is such a private and taboo body part (not as much nowadays) that when guy or girl gives their anus to you, it's an extra turn on. The women who love anal are usually extremely dirty as well.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: daz01]
    #23699859 - 10/02/16 11:01 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

daz01 said:
It's about dominance and intimacy. The ass is such a private and taboo body part (not as much nowadays) that when guy or girl gives their anus to you, it's an extra turn on. The women who love anal are usually extremely dirty as well.



ya I can sort of see this. I don't have personal plans of doing this. But i have nothing agaisnt those who do

This thread sort of gave me insight into the practicality of it all. Not nearly as damaging or painful as I imagined


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Re: Why anal? [Re: Lucis]
    #23699928 - 10/02/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Fennario said:
Guys take it in the ass because of the prostate, either they're gay and get fucked in the ass by their boyfriend, or they're not gay and do butt stuff with their old lady for the same prostate reason.  I know plenty of dudes that let their old lady finger bang their ass while getting jerked off.

Some chicks love getting ass fucked, the ones that do says it feels really good, and they say it makes them cum super hard.

Sure it's part of some non sex related body system, but who gives a shit, if it feels good then do as thou wilt.




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Re: Why anal? [Re: topdog82]
    #23700060 - 10/02/16 12:25 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I will never be able to wrap my head around or understand how a person can possibly enjoy having something shoved into their ass.

But if somebody enjoys it, more power to them.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: Alexestalex] * 1
    #23700463 - 10/02/16 02:30 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Alexestalex said:
I will never be able to wrap my head around or understand how a person can possibly enjoy having something shoved into their ass.

But if somebody enjoys it, more power to them.




Have you.... tried it? Go get some lube and have a play, be gentle  :chump:


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Re: Why anal? [Re: daz01]
    #23725126 - 10/10/16 12:37 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I am a woman and I will tell you it hurts like hell.


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Re: Why anal? [Re: Jenjens]
    #23725207 - 10/10/16 01:05 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I'm guessing you're also anti blowjob


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Re: Why anal? [Re: Seriously_trippin]
    #23725225 - 10/10/16 01:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Variety is the spice of life, two holes are better then one :shrug: They're even stacked on top of each other :lol:


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