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moonrockmushy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
#23677700 - 09/25/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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no too bad a wank considering I was up all night shooting coke
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pineninja
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] 1
#23677705 - 09/25/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Aired like sweet perfume. The blossom drops it's nectar. Waste it was alone.
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
#23677713 - 09/25/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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sneeze
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Sheekle
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#23677720 - 09/25/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i jerked off into toilet paper it was ok
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle]
#23678177 - 09/25/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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OP wants to read More shroomery jizz poems That he jerks off to
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koods
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle] 2
#23678193 - 09/25/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Sheekle said: i jerked off into toilet paper it was ok
Oh , look! somebody Who rapes toilet paper and cannot do haiku
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
#23678408 - 09/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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today it was rough i didn't think i could cum try harder faggot
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Saunterer
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23678424 - 09/25/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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girlfriend is out of town, feeling blue think I'll try something new Busty Asian dyke porn, that'll do
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pineninja
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Saunterer]
#23678425 - 09/25/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Is it that hard to Google haiku.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
#23678436 - 09/25/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
pineninja said: Is it that hard to Google haiku.
this thread would argue so
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ballsalsa
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja] 1
#23678440 - 09/25/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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jesus, its so late. morning would be much better. knock it out and sleep.
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Asante
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
#23678574 - 09/26/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I cum so hard now! predictable side effect stanozolol rush

I'm on 2-3mg winstrol (stanozolol) anabolic steroid a day to help my wound healing, regain muscle because of my lack of exercise because of the injuries and to strengthen all tissues of my body from my red blood cells to bone mineralization, for my upcoming diet feat.
Predictably, I am horny like a silverback gorilla.
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
#23687510 - 09/28/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Stingray
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akira_akuma
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
#23687520 - 09/28/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Swan
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Patlal
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] 1
#23687522 - 09/28/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Oh God, So much Blood, So much blood.
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Mr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] 1
#23687539 - 09/28/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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make sure door is shut so roommates can't hear the sound fap fap fap fap fap
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pachoo
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] 3
#23687570 - 09/28/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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It was quite lovely I was gloriously worn From riding on him
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gazeintothesun
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pachoo]
#23694312 - 09/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Alone at my desk Motherfucking pornhub son I'll clean up later
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