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Invisiblemoonrockmushy
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: zZZz]
    #23677700 - 09/25/16 07:16 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

no too bad a wank
considering I was up
all night shooting coke


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: CookieCrumbs] * 1
    #23677705 - 09/25/16 07:19 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Aired like sweet perfume.
The blossom drops it's nectar.
Waste it was alone.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
    #23677713 - 09/25/16 07:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

sneeze


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 2
    #23677720 - 09/25/16 07:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

i jerked off
into toilet paper
it was ok


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle]
    #23678177 - 09/25/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

OP wants to read
More shroomery jizz poems
That he jerks off to


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23678193 - 09/25/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Sheekle said:
i jerked off
into toilet paper
it was ok



Oh , look! somebody
Who rapes toilet paper and
cannot do haiku


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NotSheekle said
“if I believed she was 16 I would become unattracted to her”


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: koods]
    #23678408 - 09/25/16 11:30 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

today it was rough
i didn't think i could cum
try harder faggot


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
    #23678424 - 09/25/16 11:42 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

girlfriend is out of town, feeling blue
think I'll try something new
Busty Asian dyke porn, that'll do


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Saunterer]
    #23678425 - 09/25/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Is it that hard to Google haiku.:shrug:


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InvisibleMr.PhilCybin
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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja]
    #23678436 - 09/25/16 11:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

pineninja said:
Is it that hard to Google haiku.:shrug:



this thread would argue so


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pineninja] * 1
    #23678440 - 09/25/16 11:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

jesus, its so late.
morning would be much better.
knock it out and sleep.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: ballsalsa]
    #23678574 - 09/26/16 01:29 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I cum so hard now!
predictable side effect
stanozolol rush




I'm on 2-3mg winstrol (stanozolol) anabolic steroid a day to help my wound healing, regain muscle because of my lack of exercise because of the injuries and to strengthen all tissues of my body from my red blood cells to bone mineralization, for my upcoming diet feat.

Predictably, I am horny like a silverback gorilla.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Asante]
    #23687510 - 09/28/16 04:45 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Stingray


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma]
    #23687520 - 09/28/16 04:50 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Swan


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: akira_akuma] * 1
    #23687522 - 09/28/16 04:51 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Oh God,
So much Blood,
So much blood.


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] * 1
    #23687539 - 09/28/16 04:56 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

make sure door is shut
so roommates can't hear the sound
fap fap fap fap fap


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: Patlal] * 3
    #23687570 - 09/28/16 05:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

It was quite lovely
I was gloriously worn
From riding on him


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Re: describe your last orgasm with a haiku [Re: pachoo]
    #23694312 - 09/30/16 03:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Alone at my desk
Motherfucking pornhub son
I'll clean up later


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