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Invisiblefalsereality


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Subway "challenge"
    #23692046 - 09/29/16 08:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I challenge you to go into a subway chain and put whatever the fuck you want on your sandwich -- everything, pimp that mofucker out. Don't be a pussy and fuck around, skip the horseshit 6" and move directly to the 12". Whatever bread, the more toppings the better. Take a pic, post it here and list the ingredients. Here's my sandwich from last night:

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falsereality said:
Fuck yeah. Deluxe Italian herbs and cheese footlong, roast beef + chicken teriyaki+ swiss, toasted, then lettuce, onions, cucumbers, banana peppers, tomatoes + sriracha mayo + sweet onion.





It was fucking delicious.

I'm going back again tonight to create something even more fucking delicious, all because sheek sheek started bitching about how healthy it is to eat there. Every crazy sandwich concoction should be posted w/ pics from here on out.

The prize that you get is to enjoy life a little bit more. Don't even respond if you're vegan, I'll happily eat tortured baby cow and sea kittens and sleep like a baby.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692126 - 09/29/16 08:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

If you don't tell them to put all of the veggies they have to offer on your sandwich you are doing it wrong.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #23692149 - 09/29/16 08:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

i will post my creation. I do enjoy custom made subway sandwiches :yesnod: (sorry Sheekle :shrug:)


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: FrozenHappiness]
    #23692154 - 09/29/16 08:44 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Ooo ill post to this when i get some subway so sheekle can say how healthy we are


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: connectedcosmos] * 1
    #23692205 - 09/29/16 08:58 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got one with turkey and NOTHING ELSE.  NOT EVEN BREAD.  NOT EVEN TURKEY!  JUST THE PAPER IN THE BAG!  NOT EVEN THE BAG! 

JUST A FUCKING CUP FOR WATER BUT I PUT SPRITE IN IT. 

:solved:


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23692223 - 09/29/16 09:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Bastards raised price of flongs to 6,nazi corporate,I like when they have the vinegar and oil packets I always take like a handf
ul, I like l and l barbecue as well,pig flesh


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: 5150]
    #23692230 - 09/29/16 09:06 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I got an even better one... Go to MOD pizza & ask them to put EVERYTHING on your pizza. You could actually do that & it'd cost you the same amount as a normal pizza with only a few toppings. The thing would weigh at least a few pounds I'm guessing.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: MrBlueYoMind] * 2
    #23692245 - 09/29/16 09:10 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I like veggies :shrug:, they balance out the fat/protein well and are healthy carbs.

Tonights creation: 12" italian bread, double chicken teriyaki + swiss + cheddar, lettuce, onions, cucumbers, banana peppers, tomatoes + sriracha mayo + sweet onion, +4mg of etizolam sprinkled on top.


(pics or gtfo)

I asked my artist what his strangest orders are, he said meatball sub with mayo, and tomorrow I'm going to get just that, because yolo am I right?


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692254 - 09/29/16 09:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lol are you going to actually enjoy it though?

I very rarely eat out nowadays but one of my favorite subs at subway used to be and still probably is (haven't had in a few years) the buffalo chicken sub. Shit is pretty damn good.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692263 - 09/29/16 09:15 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Yes I get meatball on italian herbs and cheese,if they don't comply with my request for a lot of veggies I just walk out...


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23692269 - 09/29/16 09:18 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Times are tough at Subway's parent company, Doctor's Associates. They have been losing market share since the public realized their food sucks and Jared was a you know...


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692282 - 09/29/16 09:22 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I worked at subway a few years ago.

I would bring in some spaghetti noodles and microwave them in a pan of water.

Then use the meatball marinara and have spaghetti & meatballs.

I would take the italian bread and cut it into pieces and put olive oil on them and then sprinkle the herbs from the herbs & cheese bread onto the oil and then toast the pieces and have dank garlic bread with my spaghetti & meatballs.

I didn't get too crazy with subs.  Turkey/provolone/lettuce/spinach/banana peppers or a BMT/american/lettuce/banana peppers/giardiniera.  I'm not a fan of sauces (Mayo, mustard, etc) in general.

An occasional BBQ Chicken pizza.  BBQ sauce over the pizza, chicken strips (best slightly heated before cooking the pizza for consistent cooking to prevent burnt crust on pizza) bacon bits, then more mozz on top of it all and then toast 'er up. 

Or a Philly Steak Pizza.  So healthy.

I don't go to Subway since I stopped working there so I can't participate in your challenge.  I've failed you.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: Bigfeely123]
    #23692290 - 09/29/16 09:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Bigfeely123 said:
Lol are you going to actually enjoy it though?

I very rarely eat out nowadays but one of my favorite subs at subway used to be and still probably is (haven't had in a few years) the buffalo chicken sub. Shit is pretty damn good.




My sandwich artist said that they get a lot of orders on the meatball sub w/ mayo and a lot of people find them delicious :shrug:. I'll go for it -- don't knock it till you try it! BTW tonight's sandwich is so fucking delicious, I'm halfway through so far. It's dripping sweet onion & sriracha just for your pleasure bb :wink:.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692371 - 09/29/16 09:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Subgay always leaves a bad taste in my mouth.  There are a lot better delis around here for a similar price (although I almost cook exclusively anyways and don't get take out).  A lot of Subway's ingredients taste fake as shit.  They are like the Wal-Mart of sandwich delis except their prices are not comparably low.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality] * 1
    #23692565 - 09/29/16 10:50 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Love it when Falsereality melts :laugh2:


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: Sheekle] * 2
    #23692610 - 09/29/16 11:07 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Love it when Falsereality melts :laugh2:




:bliss: :cloud9:. You really need to step up your game sheekle.


Edited by falsereality (09/29/16 11:08 PM)


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: MrBlueYoMind]
    #23692758 - 09/30/16 12:28 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Mrblueyomind, i love you're sig. :lol:

What's it from?


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: Memories]
    #23692782 - 09/30/16 12:47 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I once knew a girl that wanted more olives on her sub.  the guy kept adding them like 3 olive slices at a time until i was like "look bro, she wants a shitload of olives".  He finally got the idea, and forever after, she just started out by requesting a "shitload" of olives
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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: Memories]
    #23692790 - 09/30/16 12:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

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Memories said:
Mrblueyomind, i love you're sig. :lol:

What's it from?




Before a concert a dj had one of his friends on the set pretending to be a dj, he wasn't actually trying to fool people, just having fun. I don't know how I know that :shrug:.


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Re: Subway "challenge" [Re: falsereality]
    #23692894 - 09/30/16 02:48 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

How can I possibly go to Subway when there's a Jimmy Johns.. Jersey Mike's, Capriotti's, Which which and Firehouse subs all within about the same distance?!?


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