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Moonshoe
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Thanks guys.
Out of all the compliments i have been given people saying they have noticed me mature and improve over time almost means the most, because it acknowledges that I am flawed but that I am trying to improve and to some extent succeeding to the degree that people can notice an improvement .
That means a lot to me. 
And I'll start putting a TL, DR version before all my essay posts. Great Idea!
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Edited by Moonshoe (09/29/16 11:31 AM)
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690234 - 09/29/16 11:29 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I didn't feel the need to say it because I care about being right about Kratom methods. I said it so that the other people reading would know the correct way to do it.
I have puked, puked Kratom through my nose, choked and gagged on Kratom, spewed dry kratom powder out my mouth and nose etc many many times, until I eventually mastered how to do a toss and wash perfectly.
I just want to share the method to save other Kratom users all the suffering I went through to learn the correct way.
And I don't swish . Just water hold in the mouth, toss Kratom on top of water in mouth, wash down with a full glass of water.
No swish.
Oh. It sat on top of the water until i swished.
ive never puked up kratom or choked on it. I just dont inhaile while toss and washing.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (09/29/16 11:32 AM)
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690246 - 09/29/16 11:33 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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You're wrong. Caps or smoothies brah.
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Moonshoe
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23690268 - 09/29/16 11:38 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah it sits on the water and rides the water right down your throat like a kid going down a water slide , no friction and no sticking , and the water you drink after washes it right down.
Floating on top of the water isn't a bad thing that's actually why it works so well.
And he's not inhaling is a key tip too 
This conversation is funny because I actually had a friend absolutely fly into a rage at me because I corrected his Kratom toss and wash technique.
I guess it can be a surprisingly touchy subject for people 
In all honesty though it wasn't really about the toss and wash disagreement it was just the excuse for venting his build up jealousy and resentment . We have worked it out and he is my best friend and we love each other but we went trough a nasty blow out and it was pretty clear that envy and feeling like I was being condescending was a big reason for it.
Just to show that the same struggles I have on the shroomery are also very much at play in my offline life.
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Dark_Star]
#23690275 - 09/29/16 11:41 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Caps and smoothies are legit methods . I'm not saying my way is the best of all ways (although for me personally it is) I'm just saying if you are going to do toss and wash, water held in the mouth before you toss the Kratom is far better than tossing Kratom into a dry mouth.
I actually started out using smoothies for along time before I switched to toss and wash.
The reason I stopped is because smoothies have a lot sugar in them (like 30 grams usually )
So just toss and wash with water is "healthier" in the sense of way less sugar which really adds up when you dose multiple times a day.
Capsules have advantages but are far more time consuming and labor intensive .
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akira_akuma
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690300 - 09/29/16 11:51 AM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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glad you slaked your thirst for condescension with that PM, Moonshoe. still haven't seen your response in this thread, though...where's the "conversation"? where's the "debate"?
where's the fun loving moonshoe that debates and converses and wants to own up to being condescending in the PM? non-existent.
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Fuck off you're spoiling a feelsgoodman
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LOL
people spoil for a good fight, all the time, even moonshoe, but he just doesn't like being put on the spot himself. can out dish criticism but can't take it.
that goes for you too. you're practically full of it. you don't even know what you want. you should take moonshoe on as your guru.
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I need to try some caps. Ive done parachutes with rolling papers but it has only worked well with extract because its a waste of papers to do 50 .3 parachutes of leaf powder not to emtion you have to take the time to roll it up.
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Moonshoe
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I enjoy debate and enjoy augments , I just choose not to engage in those with you specifically Akira, for the reasons I explained in the PM I sent you.
I won't be engaging in any further conversation with you here or elsewhere, so best wishes and goodbye.
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akira_akuma
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690335 - 09/29/16 12:03 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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LOL bye you hypocrite.
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: akira_akuma] 2
#23690377 - 09/29/16 12:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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A hypocrite is someone who tells you not to do something they themselves do.
I'm just choosing not to engage with you because I find it unpleasant and unproductive.
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe] 2
#23690387 - 09/29/16 12:23 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I enjoy debate and enjoy augments , I just choose not to engage in those with you specifically Akira, for the reasons I explained in the PM I sent you.
I won't be engaging in any further conversation with you here or elsewhere, so best wishes and goodbye. 
*engages in further conversation in the same thread*
Edited by BANANA.MAN (09/29/16 12:24 PM)
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe] 1
#23690391 - 09/29/16 12:24 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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But you can't stop
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Moonshoe
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: koods]
#23690420 - 09/29/16 12:33 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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I admit that the misuse of the word hypocrite is a pet peeve of mine. I couldn't resist but I am done now I promise
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Murzelpfrumpft
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Longest fucking emo post ever.
But I sure as fuck would be positive about life with those attributes.
Being the opposite of an athlete really gets to you when you grow up and never really leaves you. While I do more sports than most of my peers now, it has rendered me somewhat self conscious for life. To top it off, I lost a leg at the end ofy teens, but to be honest I dont see that wholy negative, as no one would expect me to participate in dancing or group sports anymore, what are things I genetically suck at.
I am a close brilliant scholar as well but lazy as fuck. I could never do stuff that I dislike and this greatly handicaps me. Sometimes I wish that I could put up with more bullshit, but I guess my condition really ingrained not taking shit from anyone, so I just can't.
I do have a one-decade-lasting relationship just like moonshoe has, and while we still get along nicely overall and sex has never deteriorated, I have asked myself several times why I couldn't say those kinda positive things he says about his wife and their relationship. Just too much has happened. So he's either stupidly positive and forgiving or just a really lucky motherfucker who caught a girl that never gave him shit like they all do to some extent. However moonshoe always comes to my mind when someone talks about how every romantic relationship is doomed to deteriorate.
People are still amazed at how well we get along and how much we talk at parties, seemingly never running out of topics to babble about. The relationship just doesn't fulfill me and I'd love to think it never does but there are those moonshoe posts. Whatevs, I still consider myself as part of the luckiest percent of humans. In terms of chance, not happiness.
Edited by Murzelpfrumpft (09/29/16 12:39 PM)
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690445 - 09/29/16 12:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Moonshoe said: I admit that the misuse of the word hypocrite is a pet peeve of mine. I couldn't resist but I am done now I promise 
more patronising.
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Moonshoe said: A hypocrite is someone who tells you not to do something they themselves do.
not at all.
hypocrisy: the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform; pretense.
honestly, even when you claim to feel you need improvement you still come across as a plaster saint.
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Re: Understanding Moonshoe [Re: Moonshoe]
#23690456 - 09/29/16 12:40 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i hoped you would see the good intentions of this thread as well as the comedic relief it provides.
your a good guy moon and i do like you but we are very different people who view the world and live life very differently.
diversity is one of my favorite things in life, just as important to me as the great "one".
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Moonshoe
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TL, DR: relationship tips: couples MDMA, clean house, oral sex before penetration every time and foot rubs every day after work 
Thank you very much for your post. When people say that our relationship is an inspiration Or an example to them of what love or marriage can be , that means more to me than any other compliment I have ever received .
And yeah It was a very long post but I figured since someone else made a thread all about talking about and understanding me I had a free pass to make a long post about myself. You guys were sort of asking for it 
My wife and I truly experienced love at first sight as crazy as that seems.
We have had fights of course , including some nasty ones, so I can't pretend we are Perfect.
It is true that we have probably had less fights in our entire ten years than most couples have in one year though.
At the end of The day fights are inevitable. What matters is how you recover from them and how you learn from them so that the same issues don't keep flaring up over and over and slowly wearin the relationship down.
I always think that the fact that we were both on MDMA when we first met was a big part of how easily and deeply we fell in love.
And I think having regular couples MDMA sessions every year since has also helped to regularly refresh and renew our connection.
They say MDMA can take a couple on the verge of divorce and help them fall back In love, so I imagine when happily married couples take it together it does wonders (an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure).
We have both grown so much together , and both seen each other at our lowest and darkest points and pulled each other through.
We have always been there for each other and so we have built a reservoir of mutual respect , trust and gratitude or one another that we are not only husband and wife but best friends and allies as well.
When I met her she was a broken, lost, cocaine addicted college drop out .
Since then she had grown into someone I would never have imagined in my wildest dreams she would ever become - someone people describe as being their hero, someone who I have so much respect and admiration for I am almost in awe of what she has achieved.
The way I love her is mysterious to me. I don't know why she is the most beautiful woman in the world to me, even though objectively I know many women are more beautiful than her; it's as if her beauty is especially meant for me.
Orher then couples MDMA sessions, I only have three pieces of relationship advice for young single men .
When you meet a girl you like:
1. Always clean the house and do the housework. Keep your space super clean. To a woman there is nothing more romantic than house work and nothing sexier than a clean house 2. Always give her oral sex until she orgasms before you put your penis in her vagina. Every time. 3. When she gets home from work, put on a tv show or movie and then give her a foot rub. A foot rub every day after work will mean the world to her.
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Edited by Moonshoe (09/29/16 01:38 PM)
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Moonshoe
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I really appreciated this thread conn, and I like you too.
And yeah we are very different but honestly I am very different from Everyone.
I am a VERY eccentric and unusual person. I don't expect anyone else to be similar to me and I don't like people less because they are different.
One of the only people on the shroomery I have noticed has a lot of similarity with me is Asante, interestingly enough.
His mystical, spiritual and psychotic tendencies and his spiritual attitudes have a lot of overlap with my own.
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