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yourboybob
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A mom wants to fuck me
#23681734 - 09/26/16 11:32 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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There's this girl I'm friends with. She's 20, got knocked up and just had twins. She wants to fuck. I imagine things are pretty messed up down there right about now if she had to push out two little aliens.
It'd be different if she had given birth a year ago but but she had these kids less than a week ago. She keeps sending me texts outright saying that she wants to fuck as soon as her babies get outta ICU (born premature theyre all good though).
What would you guys do??
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: yourboybob] 8
#23681766 - 09/26/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: yourboybob] 1
#23681767 - 09/26/16 11:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldn't touch that with a 40 foot pole. Find a new woman
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I don't think dr.s recommend having sex for at least a month after childbirth...at least, that used to be the way. Anyway, I've seen women snap back into shape very quickly after childbirth, I mean lose everything except the big boobs...and, that's a myth about loosening things up down there...although, I'd imagine it would still be pretty loose after only one week....WTF, is she Amish or something? lol
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FruitOfLife
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She could potentially be looking for a "sugar daddy" to take care of her new born twins because it sounds like the babies dad isn't in the picture...
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yourboybob
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idk ive just always had something against girls with kids. especially younger girls around my age in their early 20s and such. its like, are you going to eat the can of spaghetti Os that is unopened or the can that has been opened with an axe and left on the counter for 3 days while your crack head aunt is binging again wstching wheel of fortune 16 hours a day?
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: FruitOfLife] 2
#23683048 - 09/27/16 12:07 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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FruitOfLife said: She could potentially be looking for a "sugar daddy" to take care of her new born twins because it sounds like the babies dad isn't in the picture...
Thats precisely what i was thinking. In any case that ho is bat shit.
I stick to my previous post. You know that scene in breaking bad where walt smokes those two mexican dudes by running them over and he gets out of the car, looks to jesse and in that raspy serious voice says "RUN"
Thats the level of seriousness i was going for lol
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Patlal
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She's obviously looking for a father.
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: yourboybob]
#23687046 - 09/28/16 02:47 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The only time I have heard of women having sex that soon after ended up pregnant again. I was told not to have sex or be on birth control at least 6 weeks after. I was good at a month tho but that kinda grosses me out at a week. You are still sitting in a sitz bath for healing usually if you tore or got cut. *shudder*
Stay away from that cooter.
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: pachoo]
#23687481 - 09/28/16 04:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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They call op the cooter intruder
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Enjoywho
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I've fucked quite a few girls with kids. One had six and some of the best pussy I've ever had. But for emotional attachment no.
But if mommy needs a break from the kids and wants to get fucked by all means. I got you.
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: Enjoywho]
#23728603 - 10/11/16 03:19 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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i think there is much more back story needed on this one before advise can be dosed out. that being said...ill fuck most anything under rational circumstances. even brand new twin baby mamas need sex too.
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: funegi]
#23728633 - 10/11/16 03:32 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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Amen brotha.
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Re: A mom wants to fuck me [Re: Enjoywho]
#23731088 - 10/12/16 12:13 PM (7 years, 3 months ago) |
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A week after birth? Do you even now how much sheets you'll need to absorb the insane amounts of blood ?
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ZacksJourney said: A week after birth? Do you even now how much sheets you'll need to absorb the insane amounts of blood ? 
Blood? I bet she still has some placenta in there!
I wonder if OP ever went through with it?
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Bet he did. Ever guy gives into peer pressure of got to try it just once.
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