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Anonymous #1

Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work * 1
    #23678461 - 09/26/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So there is this ugly ass guy who I work with and I just can not help but want to quit my job because of him. He always stares at me, he breathes really heavily like a fucking creep. I don't want to sound like a shallow bitch but this guy is a CREEP and I just am not attracted to him at all.

Upside is I spread a rumor around work that I have a 1 year old baby, in an attempt to put him off and deter his efforts. If he's anywhere as bad with kids as he is at speaking to women, I am hoping this will scare his weird ass off.

Thoughts? Does this make me a bitch?


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Anonymous #2

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23678525 - 09/26/16 12:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Nah, you're fine, he's the one being creepy. I would say to tell him to fuck off and stop staring at you, but if he's as creepy as you describe him maybe that could go south. Who knows how creepy and dangerous he might be? But seriously fuck that guy.


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Anonymous #3

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23681132 - 09/26/16 08:12 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

So you had to fabricate a story, because you couldn't tell the guy he was making you feel uncomfortable?

What are "his efforts" you mentioned?  All you said was he was breathing heavy, and staring at you, that's not much of an effort if you ask me.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #23681610 - 09/26/16 10:57 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Guy could have asthma or COPD


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Anonymous #1

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23681709 - 09/26/16 11:25 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

nah hes just a creep


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Anonymous #4

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23682022 - 09/27/16 02:24 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Is he a racist creep?  Tell everyone your kid is black, and you should have said the kid was a little older. Like if you are 24 you should have said the kid was 9.


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Anonymous #5

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23682070 - 09/27/16 02:58 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He probably has a major crush on you so the way to go here if you wanna stop him is to hurt his feelings. Tell him hes ugly and awkward.


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Anonymous #6

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
    #23682786 - 09/27/16 10:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

I see what you did there


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Anonymous #1

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #23682895 - 09/27/16 11:10 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
I see what you did there




thank god someone finally did

+5 for anon 6


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Anonymous #7

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23683016 - 09/27/16 11:54 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

With your luck, he'll be a pedo as well, and now chase you even harder.


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Anonymous #4

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #7] * 1
    #23685338 - 09/28/16 03:49 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

This poor mentally ill dude with asthma.

He probably has insomnia and doesn't even realize he's staring at the poor girl.

This does remind me of the thread where someone was caught sniffing a girls shoe at work by the girl.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23686246 - 09/28/16 11:23 AM (7 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
So there is this ugly ass guy who I work with and I just can not help but want to quit my job because of him. He always stares at me, he breathes really heavily like a fucking creep. I don't want to sound like a shallow bitch but this guy is a CREEP and I just am not attracted to him at all.

Upside is I spread a rumor around work that I have a 1 year old baby, in an attempt to put him off and deter his efforts. If he's anywhere as bad with kids as he is at speaking to women, I am hoping this will scare his weird ass off.

Thoughts? Does this make me a bitch?




+

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23663667

=

:lied:


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Anonymous #9

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23688272 - 09/28/16 08:08 PM (7 years, 4 months ago)

He's gonna want to be your baby's daddy & take care of you both. That's his in.....you dun goof'd


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Anonymous #10

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23689384 - 09/29/16 06:24 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

That would sure as fuck drive me away, I hate single parents. Talk about irresponsible, huge red flag.


Edited by Anonymous (09/29/16 06:30 AM)


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Anonymous #11

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23695624 - 09/30/16 09:53 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It doesn't make you a bitch, but there could have been better options to scare him away with that are truthful so you don't look like an idiot when someone asks to see a picture of your child.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #11] * 1
    #23695638 - 09/30/16 09:57 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Lol, its even funnier when you get the joke right away, laugh as said joke is explained to the unsure midway thru, then continue to laugh as others dont read and keep the misconception going.

:popcorn:


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Anonymous #1

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #12]
    #23697240 - 10/01/16 01:31 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #12 said:
Lol, its even funnier when you get the joke right away, laugh as said joke is explained to the unsure midway thru, then continue to laugh as others dont read and keep the misconception going.

:popcorn:




low IQs on this part of the shroomery evidently


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Anonymous #12

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23697349 - 10/01/16 02:11 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

It was fun at times in the old romp that was attached to SA, lots of these threads.  That was a long time ago, back before the got rid of SA for a year or so.  I miss that time here, was some great lulz.


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Anonymous #13

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #4]
    #23697447 - 10/01/16 02:56 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #4 said:
This poor mentally ill dude with asthma.

He probably has insomnia and doesn't even realize he's staring at the poor girl.

This does remind me of the thread where someone was caught sniffing a girls shoe at work by the girl.





That was a great thread


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Anonymous #6

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23700853 - 10/02/16 04:38 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #6 said:
I see what you did there




thank god someone finally did

+5 for anon 6




Cheers!


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Anonymous #14

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #23703726 - 10/03/16 01:48 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Maybe its just me, but if a girl I wanted to bang had a 1 year old kid, I would actually think that would increase my chances. (because it takes her down a few notches especially if shes single). You should have told him you have a boyfriend or youre a lesbian.


Edited by Anonymous (10/03/16 01:50 PM)


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Anonymous #13

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23706451 - 10/04/16 11:12 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

No offense #1, but starting a rumor as big as you having a kid is very stupid.
You could have handled the situation a lot better than that.
Unless you never talk to any one at work, people are going to find out you don't have a kid and think you are a weird, untrustable person.


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Anonymous #8

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #13]
    #23706728 - 10/04/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #13 said:
No offense #1, but starting a rumor as big as you having a kid is very stupid.
You could have handled the situation a lot better than that.
Unless you never talk to any one at work, people are going to find out you don't have a kid and think you are a weird, untrustable person.




No offense #13, but typing all of that out without reading the thread in it's entirety was very stupid.


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Anonymous #12

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23707321 - 10/04/16 03:55 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

You 'ot not dun thet to 'im OP, he was jut a bouy


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Anonymous #15

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23707695 - 10/04/16 06:20 PM (7 years, 3 months ago)

I have definitely seen better threads


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Anonymous #16

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #23708735 - 10/05/16 01:21 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
So there is this ugly ass guy who I work with and I just can not help but want to quit my job because of him. He always stares at me, he breathes really heavily like a fucking creep. I don't want to sound like a shallow bitch but this guy is a CREEP and I just am not attracted to him at all.

Upside is I spread a rumor around work that I have a 1 year old baby, in an attempt to put him off and deter his efforts. If he's anywhere as bad with kids as he is at speaking to women, I am hoping this will scare his weird ass off.

Thoughts? Does this make me a bitch?



Damn... you should of just told me. Now om embarrassed.

For real though, have you ever tried telling him to stop being a creep? I bet if you were very forward about it he would stop. Maybe.


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Anonymous #1

Re: Started a rumor that I have a 1 year old baby to deter a creepy guy at work [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #23708789 - 10/05/16 02:19 AM (7 years, 3 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous #8 said:
Quote:

Anonymous #1 said:
So there is this ugly ass guy who I work with and I just can not help but want to quit my job because of him. He always stares at me, he breathes really heavily like a fucking creep. I don't want to sound like a shallow bitch but this guy is a CREEP and I just am not attracted to him at all.

Upside is I spread a rumor around work that I have a 1 year old baby, in an attempt to put him off and deter his efforts. If he's anywhere as bad with kids as he is at speaking to women, I am hoping this will scare his weird ass off.

Thoughts? Does this make me a bitch?




+

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/23663667

=

:lied:




OP here. Please refer to the thread linked in aboved comment.

thnx 4 the replies but u all wasted ur time

sry, i did it 4 tha lols


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