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as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter 8
#23678176 - 09/25/16 10:01 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i'd like to bring it to the attention of a moderator or administrator that my permanent pub ban was seemingly rescinded (again) i'd like to prevent another fiasco such as the one my people and I have only just now recovered from tonight. ban me forever from this pub and let not my fearsome visage trouble its fair and feeble people.
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It really is a fucking set up. Someone just wants to watch you get suckered in and banned.
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Who on earth removed your pub ban? You'll be banned again in no time 
Someone is totally trying to get you banned.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: nooneman]
#23678223 - 09/25/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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exactly. asante even reapplied my pub perm as little as twelve hours ago, yet here i am... as i've maintained from the beginning, it smells like setup. i have a good idea of who those behind it are.
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Why would someone ban you then unban you just to ban you again?
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: spirit_shadow]
#23678248 - 09/25/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Thats just how things work around here
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: spirit_shadow] 3
#23678251 - 09/25/16 10:21 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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there are many forces at play here, friend. factions wage a war from the shadows and due to my staunch refusal to give in, my insistence on standing my ground, the steadfastness of my morality, i have become a casualty of covert shroomery psyop warfare.
i humbly submit myself to the pub permban. end the machinations, merciful moderators.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Soluminia]
#23678258 - 09/25/16 10:23 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I said it while you're gone and I'll say it while you're here. Be svs, he's mean & sarcastic enough
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Thats intense.....
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Seriously_trippin]
#23678265 - 09/25/16 10:24 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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that just gets me banned faster. the key to brand longevity is adapting to the times. in fact, the "svs" style posts were responsible for the temporary pub bans applied immediately prior to my recently-revoked sitewide ban.
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Burke Dennings
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Lol, the saga continues...
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You're just too edgy for these shoftshells
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Shroomism]
#23678373 - 09/25/16 11:14 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i wonder if theres a message board somewhere where a person can shitpost all day long....
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: LogicaL Chaos] 6
#23678405 - 09/25/16 11:27 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Shroomism] 3
#23678748 - 09/26/16 04:46 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Shroomism said: You're just too edgy for these shoftshells
instead of making hilarious jokes you could just do as I requested and save us all a future of extreme heartache. in the words of a man who truly believes he is a lawyer: "he's incorrigible".
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Quote:
something super extreme said:
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Shroomism said: You're just too edgy for these shoftshells
instead of making hilarious jokes you could just do as I requested and save us all a future of extreme heartache. in the words of a man who truly believes he is a lawyer: "he's incorrigible".
A lot of people, including myself, went to bat for you. The fact that you can comprehend words like incorrigible just proves that you are corrigible, if you understand the definition of the word and realize how others see you, you possess some level of self-awareness.
You're a smart dude SVS, why not take this second chance as an opportunity to improve your posting style? We all "get" what you're trying to do by making yourself a fucklord shitposter, we get that it's satire, but you can only satirize something for so long until the joke is dead. At this point the joke is experiencing metaphorical bloating from being dead for so long.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: falsereality]
#23678796 - 09/26/16 05:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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That wouldnt yield as much drama and attention
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i say clean it up a bit and other than that keep doing what you have been doing. Making fun of moonshoe for example or anyone really, you are good at that but the dirty jokes not only obstruct your cleverness sometimes, if you aren't as dirty you might go longer without being banned. The key to brand longevity in this case is dont blow your last chance so quickly, give yourself time to enjoy it.
Then again who cares if you get banned again now. if you got unbanned this time will you ever stay banned? Probably not tbh.
Edited by BANANA.MAN (09/26/16 07:15 AM)
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: BANANA.MAN] 2
#23678946 - 09/26/16 07:30 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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i wasn't looking for feedback. my game is perfection. i just want my pub ban reinstated so that there can be no more moderator "lapse of judgement".
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You can just break the rules and they will ban you again. You dont need to ask for your ban back. That makes no sense just do what you do best
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: BANANA.MAN]
#23678955 - 09/26/16 07:35 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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that's missing the point. last time that happened a certain moderator who shall remain unnamed really overstepped his boundaries and applied a six month sitewide ban. one of the conditions for the overturn of this hasty and draconian administration of the rules was the reinstatement of my permanent pub ban. less than one day after my return, this pub ban is mysteriously rescinded once again.
relly make u thinks
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Oh i see. You are trying to avoid a site wide ban. That is draconian dude. Just because the pub cant handle you the whole shroomery cant? Thats harsh af.
"Censorship is talling a man he can't have steak just because a baby can't chew it" -mark twain
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: BANANA.MAN]
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The pub is a trap. I can follow rules and I still avoid posting here because there's so many mods each with their own interpretation of the rules. The rules are open to interpretation like that on purpose, you can basically be banned for anything under them, and even if not a mod can just step in and make up a new rule tailor fit just for you, that even they themselves don't have to follow, and ban you for it.
Not to mention the lack of much worthwhile content here...
This place kind of sucks, can I get a pub perma too?
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: PLURAL] 3
#23679102 - 09/26/16 08:40 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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hella
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: PLURAL] 1
#23679145 - 09/26/16 08:59 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You guys give me a rebel boner.
I cry more, more, more.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: 1234go]
#23679189 - 09/26/16 09:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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posting to verify that the re-re-ban didn't take.
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That Treant kid seems to like to copy stuff all the time.
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We're working on it
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Enlil]
#23679199 - 09/26/16 09:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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oh god calm down don't do anything hasty, man
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I'M LITERALLY FREAKING OUT HERE, MAN!
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: John Nada]
#23679212 - 09/26/16 09:27 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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My role models are so great I can't help but want to emulate them, smp.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: PLURAL] 1
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Come up with an original idea sometime.
ps- your new nickname can be "Michaelob Ultra".
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: John Nada]
#23679232 - 09/26/16 09:37 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't be mad just because you aren't on my list of role models.
Maybe one day if you keep working at it you'll get there, lol.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: PLURAL]
#23679254 - 09/26/16 09:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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I wouldnt even say you're a shit poster SVS. You more speak your mind and state your opinion regardless. Nothing wrong with being totally honest towards people. Rather have the brutal truth or someones real opinion rather than tailored to not want to offend anyone.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Enlil]
#23679282 - 09/26/16 09:57 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Enlil said: I'M LITERALLY FREAKING OUT HERE, MAN!
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Quote:
SonicTitan said: Rather have the brutal truth or someones real opinion rather than tailored to not want to offend anyone.
Yep.
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something super extreme said: posting to verify that the re-re-ban didn't take.

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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: falsereality]
#23679347 - 09/26/16 10:16 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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the old (and typical) "Americans for big government" because we need something authoritative to save us from ourselves mentality.
Why not just not read or comment?
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: falsereality]
#23679349 - 09/26/16 10:17 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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this whole thing stinks to high heaven
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Mr.PhilCybin]
#23679365 - 09/26/16 10:22 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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RiverDweller1 said: the old (and typical) "Americans for big government" because we need something authoritative to save us from ourselves mentality.
Why not just not read or comment?
lol nah. sorry that you apparently misinterpreted some very clearly stated things, but my sitewide ban being reversed was predicated upon the imposition of a permanent pub ban. this is about covering my ass.
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Mr.PhilCybin said: this whole thing stinks to high heaven
hella.
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well, I'm old and easily bored with over-use of words, so please forgive me.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: falsereality] 3
#23679776 - 09/26/16 12:43 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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falsereality said:
Quote:
something super extreme said:
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Shroomism said: You're just too edgy for these shoftshells
instead of making hilarious jokes you could just do as I requested and save us all a future of extreme heartache. in the words of a man who truly believes he is a lawyer: "he's incorrigible".
A lot of people, including myself, went to bat for you. The fact that you can comprehend words like incorrigible just proves that you are corrigible, if you understand the definition of the word and realize how others see you, you possess some level of self-awareness.
It's late but I'm saying it anyways..
You're probably the only person who thought he wasn't intelligent and/or self aware. Everyone else already knew this.
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Re: as a sign of my good faith as a reformed shitposter [Re: Shroomslip] 3
#23679831 - 09/26/16 01:00 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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The man is hella comedic genius
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