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Celestial Traveler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] 1
#23675372 - 09/24/16 10:04 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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spirit_shadow said:
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Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it’s belly until she finds it’s cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig’s greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig’s thrusting. “Oh fucking jesus god yes..” she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig’s squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig’s ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig’s balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it’s pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it’s tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig’s own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig’s butthole and it’s wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig’s hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That’s your mom. Your mom does that.
Take notes kid.
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Mental Taco



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Celestial Traveler] 1
#23675374 - 09/24/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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How original You must listen to mainstream radioplay crap like everyone else.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#23675377 - 09/24/16 10:05 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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spirit_shadow said:
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Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it’s belly until she finds it’s cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig’s greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig’s thrusting. “Oh fucking jesus god yes..” she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig’s squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig’s ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig’s balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it’s pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it’s tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig’s own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig’s butthole and it’s wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig’s hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That’s your mom. Your mom does that.
Daamn hahaha
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Celestial Traveler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mental Taco] 1
#23675378 - 09/24/16 10:06 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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You must listen to obscure, annoying Hipster bands that play at Coachella and whose names consist of seven words.
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Repertoire89
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mental Taco] 1
#23675389 - 09/24/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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He's a taco with no meat or hot sauce Probably dollar menu taco bell
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Jokeshopbeard
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Celestial Traveler] 1
#23675390 - 09/24/16 10:10 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Listens to the kinda faggot shit that has me bleeding right now....
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Celestial Traveler
Random Observer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675391 - 09/24/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Definitely a soft taco, never hard.
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PatrickKn



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Bodhi of Ankou] 1
#23675392 - 09/24/16 10:11 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Bodhi of Ankou said:
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spirit_shadow said:
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Celestial Traveler said: Weak, can't deliver an insult for shit.
Oh yeah? Well you have 4 shrooms......and your mom is fat.
Your mother jerks off pigs. She gets down on her knees and crawls through the pigpiss mud slop and snuggles up to the pig, her fingers tracing along it’s belly until she finds it’s cock. She begins tugging and stroking as her twat moistens, her breasts swelling and her nipples begin to stick out like erasers on a fresh #2 pencil. She grunts with satisfaction as the pig begins eagerly thrusting into her hand, her grip now tightening to maintain control of the pig’s greasy corkscrew cock. She lowers her head to watch the cock work in her hand, groans with satisfaction and begins working her clit with her other muddy hand, her hips gyrating with the rhythm of the pig’s thrusting. “Oh fucking jesus god yes..” she gasps. She changes positions, still maintaining control of the feverishly thrusting cock as the pig’s squealing intensifies. She leans forward and with her lips almost touching the pig’s ear, she whispers your name and begins to shudder. She turns her attention again to the pigs swollen member rocking in her hand. She presses it between her hand and her face, the pig thrusting it against her cheeks as she drools. With a massive grunt and a high pitched squeal, the pig’s balls explode, beginning a massive shower of hot, sour pig jizz. You mother cups one hand under the fountain of steaming genetic material gathering it in her hand as the thrusting comes to an end. The pig shudders and begins to walk to the trough of slop in the corner of it’s pen, but your mother tackles it to the ground. She lifts it’s tail and smears the handful of pig load into the pig’s own fetid butthole, turning flakes of crusty pig shit into a pigshit-pigjizz mud slop on the pigs ass. Now she tilts her head to the sky and screams your name, not once, not twice, but three times. She slams her face full force into the pig’s butthole and it’s wreath of shitsemen pudding, her tongue machine gun flicking the rim and then burying itself to the hilt inside the pig’s hot colon. Your mother works her tongue around the inside of the pigs ass, and then as a few incoherent syllables escaped her now brown lips, spurts of female ejaculate spurt from her pulsating cunt. Exhausted, she collapses in the mud, rolls over onto her back, and lights a cigarette. She takes one long drag, looks again to the sky, and speaks your name one last time before she drifts off to sleep.
That’s your mom. Your mom does that.
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PatrickKn



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 5
#23675394 - 09/24/16 10:13 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Listens to the kinda faggot shit that has me bleeding right now....
You can't listen to PMS.
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BANANA.MAN
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: PatrickKn] 1
#23675552 - 09/24/16 11:36 PM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Go fuck yourself guy!
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The Phleg
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BANANA.MAN] 3
#23675590 - 09/25/16 12:00 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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canadians dont even like you
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ballsalsa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Phleg] 1
#23675601 - 09/25/16 12:07 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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your sig sucks. i feel like you had a better one at some other time
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Great Scott
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ballsalsa] 1
#23675603 - 09/25/16 12:08 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Says the guy with the hipster kitty cat avatar.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Great Scott] 1
#23675622 - 09/25/16 12:19 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Don't talk shit on my main man Winston Churchill. Also, PeyoteZen sounds like something you came up with after reading some Castaneda BS
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Great Scott
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: ballsalsa] 2
#23675628 - 09/25/16 12:21 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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ballsalsa said: PeyoteZen sounds like something you came up with after reading some Castaneda BS
Yep, and it's highly dated. I need to scrounge up a 10-spot and pay for a name change already.
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Seriously_trippin
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Great Scott] 1
#23675774 - 09/25/16 03:11 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Cynic. Yep that's as hurtful as I want to get.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Seriously_trippin] 1
#23675779 - 09/25/16 03:15 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Peyote has one hand and stubby fingers
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Repertoire89] 1
#23675891 - 09/25/16 05:38 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Devil worshipper!
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1234go
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Jokeshopbeard] 3
#23676090 - 09/25/16 08:44 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Jokeshopbeard said: Whos ass would I be kissing when I have the ability to make this whole thread disappear?
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Jokeshopbeard said: OP = Sheekle = STAL = KYS
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Jokeshopbeard said: Try harder.
This is an insult the poster above you thread. Not a continue to insult sheekle because he laughed2 at you thread.
Melt hard-try hard.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 1234go] 2
#23676101 - 09/25/16 08:48 AM (7 years, 4 months ago) |
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Sheekle on over & sick my sick
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