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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28283533 - 04/18/23 10:26 AM (9 months, 7 days ago)

eats da poopoo all over da place


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28283544 - 04/18/23 10:34 AM (9 months, 7 days ago)

Doesnโ€™t understand an implied predicate

Fuck this was intended for spirit_shadow


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28283614 - 04/18/23 11:34 AM (9 months, 7 days ago)

tard cant use the reply button


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #28283672 - 04/18/23 12:18 PM (9 months, 7 days ago)

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tard cant use the reply button



Leaves his used diaper in shopping carts even though the changed himself in the restroom a mere 3 feet from a trash can.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28284008 - 04/18/23 04:22 PM (9 months, 7 days ago)

Invites all his friends over to have a party where his mom cooks food for all of them. One of his friends comes out and says "dude your mom keeps asking me to help in the kitchen but she's just coming on to me rubbing me flirting me what is up with this dude? Why is your mom being such a whore? Does she want to fuck me? Im convinced she does."

Smelly Hobbit replies "Then get in there are satisfy her! the sooner you get her in the bedroom and satisfy her real good the sooner we could do drugs and play video games in the living room and she will leave us alone and stop coming out and telling stories."

Now his friends only go to his parties when his mom brings condoms as they are all used to catching diseases and calling them up late at night worrying them about pregnancy tests


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28284198 - 04/18/23 06:26 PM (9 months, 7 days ago)

I bet you don't even own a microscope you incapable of contructing a normal English sentence, horrible story making, lack of imagination having tongue sucker.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28284313 - 04/18/23 07:10 PM (9 months, 7 days ago)

sucks cucumbers at the super market


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #28284453 - 04/18/23 08:35 PM (9 months, 7 days ago)

Eats just way way too much cheese


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28284899 - 04/19/23 07:46 AM (9 months, 6 days ago)

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I bet you don't even own a microscope you incapable of contructing a normal English sentence, horrible story making, lack of imagination having tongue sucker.




Cannot accurately explain to me the purpose of having a microscope

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sucks cucumbers at the super market




Cucumbers are an enjoyable thing to put in your mouth. What's wrong with this guy? You don't have a culinary Flair for semi-sweet yet semi bitter vegetables that are really good in certain recipes and also a great to taste test at the supermarket and a seemingly erotic seeming sort of way?

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Eats just way way too much cheese




Cheese has protein and if it's not processed cheese it also has very little carbohydrates. It may not have a lot of fiber but it has vitamins and minerals and it's also high in probiotics because of the bacteria the decomposed it to turn it into cheese.

:facepalm: I swear today everyone has just been a bunch of idiots. Insulting each other over healthy foods that are essential building blocks of the food pyramid.

Now if you said "stuffs chocolate cake in his face all day" I would understand how that's insulting it's very unhealthy you're not really getting healthy carbohydrates you're just getting the same crap way too much energy way too much sugar your body cannot burn it all off and process it accordingly it just stores it is fat it's bad for you it has very little nutritional value very little minerals if you just use white flour no vitamins no fiber no protein you eat that crap all day you'll be a diabetic.

But why knock healthy eating?

Asshole


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28284976 - 04/19/23 08:54 AM (9 months, 6 days ago)

Imachavel is just mad that she can't properly construct a good story let alone a proper sentence :house:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28285040 - 04/19/23 09:43 AM (9 months, 6 days ago)

I'm really sad person. Cannot really function within Society or contribute. Cannot stand on his own two feet. Not a motivated person that contributes to capitalism.

More the kind of person that lives in his friend's closet and sells his drugs to go by garbage to eat a 7-Eleven and uses his French laptop to jack off over YouTube videos all day of Jenna Ortega. And not of the videos where she's 20 like she is now but the ones from 5 years ago where she is still only 15


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28285899 - 04/19/23 06:42 PM (9 months, 6 days ago)

Jerks off while sitting on the toilet, taking a shit.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28285938 - 04/19/23 07:11 PM (9 months, 6 days ago)

Skin flute is just mad that she doesn't have a penis.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28286021 - 04/19/23 08:26 PM (9 months, 6 days ago)

spirit_shadows just sad that she hasnt lost her virginity yet :ytho:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #28286047 - 04/19/23 08:42 PM (9 months, 6 days ago)

Oh look at mister cool copy cat here :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28286335 - 04/20/23 04:26 AM (9 months, 5 days ago)

Never understands or fully grasps the concept of the thread being titled โ€œthe poster above youโ€ negating the need to provide identifying words to specify a singular person and likely inhales their own farts with their head under the bed sheets


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28286475 - 04/20/23 07:54 AM (9 months, 5 days ago)

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Skin flute is just mad that she doesn't have a penis.




I've got a penis. My fiance keeps it in her purse so I don't accidentally use it when she is not around. ๐Ÿ˜‰


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28286532 - 04/20/23 08:53 AM (9 months, 5 days ago)

Spirit_shadow knows exactly what you are talking about because she is the person that your fiancรฉ caught you with.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat] * 1
    #28286537 - 04/20/23 09:01 AM (9 months, 5 days ago)

You guys are just copying me. I did it first :awehigh:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28286615 - 04/20/23 10:17 AM (9 months, 5 days ago)

Masturbates every time she gets Rick Rolled.


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