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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LadyBird123]
    #28268532 - 04/08/23 11:24 AM (9 months, 17 days ago)

Jerks off while taking a dump and times his climax to when the turd comes out


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LadyBird123]
    #28268536 - 04/08/23 11:26 AM (9 months, 17 days ago)

Just got done taking a dump in the bathroom. Now resuming his job at Burger King. He will never make manager and the reason why is he keeps taking the old expired food cooking it and giving it to customers taking the fresh food cooking it and throwing it in the trash for the bumps to come and eat on it. But the bums don't care it's hot food they'll just take it out of the trash and be happy it's not old food thrown in the trash. Then after work he goes out to the dumpster with a bumps are feasting on Fresh cooked food and let them suck his dick then buys them crack rocks.

Also that's the reason he never gets fired it's cuz his manager goes out smokes crack with him in the bums and Jack's off while he watches the bums suck his cock.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28268540 - 04/08/23 11:27 AM (9 months, 17 days ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Why did you double post? Are you on meth? You need jesus.




I got another double post for you. Here's some double advice. Stop having your boyfriend write your insults will you lick his nutsack from under the table while he's on his Apple laptop.

Because his insults suck just as bad as yours do


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28268541 - 04/08/23 11:28 AM (9 months, 17 days ago)

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Screwup said:
Jerks off while taking a dump and times his climax to when the turd comes out




I got a triple post for you

Is the type of guy to go to jail and then meet with the probation officer then ask the guy how he got that job?

Has high aspirations in life. But might not make it much further if he can't stop getting held down and raped and the prison showers while the warden stands there and watches and jacks off

Quote:

Alexthegreat said:
I just took a shit and it made me think of you.





Has friends that don't care about him very much. One friend of his borrowed some money and never even paid him back. He used the money to have sex with his mom because his mom's a prostitute.

The Screwed Up thing was he lent his friend the money because he got it from his mom because he's still living in his mom's basement at the age of 43. LOL so his friend basically got money borrowed from Alex the Great who borrowed it from his mom and then paid his mom to fuck him so it's like he got the fuck for free.

Afterwards his mom got everybody Burger King. Somehow I think it was cooked from expired food


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


Edited by imachavel (04/08/23 12:18 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28268579 - 04/08/23 12:21 PM (9 months, 17 days ago)

Aww it knows how to use the quote function,  how cute :house:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28268796 - 04/08/23 03:24 PM (9 months, 17 days ago)

throws feces whenever he becomes enraged


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28268868 - 04/08/23 04:30 PM (9 months, 17 days ago)

What in the 41 chromosomes are you talking about?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28268923 - 04/08/23 05:20 PM (9 months, 17 days ago)

Doesn’t have the awareness to know that his insults probably are too advanced for the vast majority of those he replies to.


Edited by Alexthegreat (04/08/23 05:35 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat] * 1
    #28269223 - 04/08/23 08:48 PM (9 months, 17 days ago)

lacks the awareness to tell that he's really not that great


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #28269394 - 04/08/23 10:31 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

Shoots little kids in a parking lot because his dad didn't love him

Perhaps if you were a better son he wouldn't have beat your ass so bad


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 2
    #28269433 - 04/08/23 11:40 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

Hey shitforbrains - you have feces inside your skull where there should be brains


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Franklin]
    #28269794 - 04/09/23 10:25 AM (9 months, 16 days ago)

You always tried to lay off all your problems on a learning disorder.  Well come to think of it stupidity would be a learning disorder wouldn't it?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: theRealrollforever]
    #28270008 - 04/09/23 01:44 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

you always generalize


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28270013 - 04/09/23 01:48 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

Coming from a guy named Mansnake Epinephrine. Right.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28270023 - 04/09/23 01:51 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

cumming for a guy named Mandrake Erpelmann :wink:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28270024 - 04/09/23 01:52 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

You wish :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28270030 - 04/09/23 01:56 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

you pray


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28270176 - 04/09/23 04:38 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

You stay - 150m away from playgrounds and schools as part of your bail conditions


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Franklin] * 1
    #28270199 - 04/09/23 04:59 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

Knows specifics of limitations because he is speaking from experience.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #28270413 - 04/09/23 08:39 PM (9 months, 16 days ago)

is being sued by his former boss for jizzing in his coffee every morning for many long years


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