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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28265194 - 04/06/23 12:37 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

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Guerrilla said:
When he's not watching Rick & Morty, playing World of Warcraft, or watching Simpsons porn, he's posting on the shroomery.

One day comes the realisation that he's in absolutely no way fit to give advice in any shape or form, and that he isn't capable of growing any shrooms worth posting, so he heads over to the pub.

He stumbles across a thread named "give the poster above you a seriously hurtful insult".

Pickle Rick is delighted. He's been training his entire life for this, having been both a physical and verbal punching bag for his father since he came into this world (by an unfortunate condom break). Well, when you're so poor that you have to use a Walmart bag as a condom, some issues are to be expected.

Anyway, he's sitting back thinking of what to write. He thinks long and hard, maybe a little too hard, but that's okay. Retards need to exercise their brains. This is a good thing.

He sniggers, cheetos and mountain dew flying out of his shit breath ridden mouth.

He hits gold. He will finally have some relevance to this forum and he will earn his place here.

Out he types:

"Legally changed his name to Karen".

His sniggering changes to hysterical, nerdy laughter. He's suckling dribble back into his mouth through the huge gap in those fridge doors that he calls teeth.

He hits send.

Guerrilla sees this post and is enraged. Hurtful insult? HURTFUL? INSULT?

WERE YOU RAISED BY RETARDS, OR HOMOSEXUALS? OR BOTH?!

It must be both. And the same goes for all of the other faggot retards in this thread posting not even remotely funny, nor insulting bullshit.

Buck your fucking ideas up. You should be ashamed, you small dick fucks. And y'all that really don't got the small dicks, you ain't getting pussy anyway.

Guerrilla hits send, and sees another user has posted, stealing his shine.

Guerrilla is not happy, but, he sees it is spirit shadow, and realises he is no threat.

After all, someone that still has a Christmas avatar over 3 months on, can't be anything other than a lazy fuck with absolutely no control over their life. Your life sucks. It definitely does. I know it does. Almost as much as you suck cock you giant retard faggot. Let's cum together you faggot.

TL;DR - You have cancer and you're going to die soon




Hell yes :thumbup:

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Guerrilla said:
Like you could read anyway




:thumbup: extremely accurate

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Pickle Rick said:
imachavel and Guerilla have combined forces to see if they can achieve text based tranquilizers that could put an elephant to sleep... so far all the elephants committed suicide




The elephants may have died but not before receiving a world-class blowjob where you completely engulfed the elephant's cock down your throat which is pretty amazing considering it's cock measures longer than you are tall


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28265522 - 04/06/23 03:34 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Inserts himself into whale anus because it’s the only thing larger than his dumb ass insults


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28265535 - 04/06/23 03:41 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

I like how people are using proper identifying pronouns now :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28265558 - 04/06/23 03:52 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

She doesn’t realize nothing they said was an insult but was actually a compliment


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28265884 - 04/06/23 06:27 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

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Screwup said:
Inserts himself into whale anus because it’s the only thing larger than his dumb ass insults




Hates Lolita for some reason.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28266161 - 04/06/23 10:35 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

loves Lolita... and underaged girls and boys as a rule of thumb


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28266164 - 04/06/23 10:36 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Would absolutely cross the street to avoid β€œscary people.” Meaning anyone with a darker skin tone than his.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28266180 - 04/06/23 11:05 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

is so black, when he smiles in the dark you only see teeth... he uploaded the phenomena to youtube


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28266211 - 04/06/23 11:53 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

I'm sorry a cant insult you that's the best thing I've seen all day.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Abombs] * 1
    #28266297 - 04/07/23 03:30 AM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Always thirstin for that pickle juice despite havin four little cornichon’s at home with no daddy.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: LadyBird123]
    #28266745 - 04/07/23 11:02 AM (9 months, 18 days ago)

never learned to seriously insult people


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28266754 - 04/07/23 11:08 AM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Using public restroom’s handicap stalls as his office since he can’t afford a real one.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28266829 - 04/07/23 12:03 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

is lacking fantasy


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28266840 - 04/07/23 12:11 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Intentionally triggers his own deadly peanut allergy in public because the worry of strangers is the closest thing to positive emotion he’s ever gotten from a human being.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28266845 - 04/07/23 12:14 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

tries to be creative


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann]
    #28266862 - 04/07/23 12:28 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Doesn’t try at all


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28266978 - 04/07/23 02:04 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Has no friends in real life so tries to please random people on the internet by constantly giving out spores for mycology so someone finds value in him


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28266983 - 04/07/23 02:06 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

This is absolutely savage for multiple reasons


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28266987 - 04/07/23 02:08 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

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This is absolutely savage for multiple reasons



I'd be your friend :hug:


Screw-up? More like screw off :awehigh:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28267022 - 04/07/23 02:30 PM (9 months, 18 days ago)

Quote:

spirit_shadow said:
Quote:

Smellyhobbit said:
This is absolutely savage for multiple reasons



I'd be your friend :hug:


Screw-up? More like screw off :awehigh:



Is so weak they befriend the outcasts lower than them thus dropping their social standing more


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