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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28263973 - 04/05/23 06:16 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

I bet your penis looks like a mushroom in a cornfield.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28264014 - 04/05/23 06:53 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

When he's not watching Rick & Morty, playing World of Warcraft, or watching Simpsons porn, he's posting on the shroomery.

One day comes the realisation that he's in absolutely no way fit to give advice in any shape or form, and that he isn't capable of growing any shrooms worth posting, so he heads over to the pub.

He stumbles across a thread named "give the poster above you a seriously hurtful insult".

Pickle Rick is delighted. He's been training his entire life for this, having been both a physical and verbal punching bag for his father since he came into this world (by an unfortunate condom break). Well, when you're so poor that you have to use a Walmart bag as a condom, some issues are to be expected.

Anyway, he's sitting back thinking of what to write. He thinks long and hard, maybe a little too hard, but that's okay. Retards need to exercise their brains. This is a good thing.

He sniggers, cheetos and mountain dew flying out of his shit breath ridden mouth.

He hits gold. He will finally have some relevance to this forum and he will earn his place here.

Out he types:

"Legally changed his name to Karen".

His sniggering changes to hysterical, nerdy laughter. He's suckling dribble back into his mouth through the huge gap in those fridge doors that he calls teeth.

He hits send.

Guerrilla sees this post and is enraged. Hurtful insult? HURTFUL? INSULT?

WERE YOU RAISED BY RETARDS, OR HOMOSEXUALS? OR BOTH?!

It must be both. And the same goes for all of the other faggot retards in this thread posting not even remotely funny, nor insulting bullshit.

Buck your fucking ideas up. You should be ashamed, you small dick fucks. And y'all that really don't got the small dicks, you ain't getting pussy anyway.

Guerrilla hits send, and sees another user has posted, stealing his shine.

Guerrilla is not happy, but, he sees it is spirit shadow, and realises he is no threat.

After all, someone that still has a Christmas avatar over 3 months on, can't be anything other than a lazy fuck with absolutely no control over their life. Your life sucks. It definitely does. I know it does. Almost as much as you suck cock you giant retard faggot. Let's cum together you faggot.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla]
    #28264020 - 04/05/23 06:58 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

You post too many words. I didn't read a single one :p


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28264030 - 04/05/23 07:03 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Like you could read anyway


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla] * 2
    #28264063 - 04/05/23 07:20 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Jokes on you, I can't read :awehigh:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28264148 - 04/05/23 08:07 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Jokes facetiously like he can’t read but has to look up half of the words that he reads to understand their meaning.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #28264167 - 04/05/23 08:20 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

I bet you can't even do one cock pushup


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28264175 - 04/05/23 08:26 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Can’t think of men as anything more than a warm, wet anus. Professional relationships suffer because of this.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28264186 - 04/05/23 08:31 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Quote:

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Can’t think of men as anything more than a warm, wet anus. Professional relationships suffer because of this.



You can't? Sorry man, maybe one day you can grow past that :hug:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28264215 - 04/05/23 08:48 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

:rofl:

Why did that get me shut the fuck up lol


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28264225 - 04/05/23 08:53 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Probably because you are a self proclaimed Actual Retard.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat] * 1
    #28264230 - 04/05/23 08:57 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Is nothing more than a warm, wet anus that makes the relationships of many men suffer because of this


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: feevers]
    #28264286 - 04/05/23 09:28 PM (9 months, 20 days ago)

Has warm and wet anus on his mind.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Alexthegreat]
    #28264436 - 04/05/23 11:15 PM (9 months, 19 days ago)

eeerrr one in this thread is a faggot, nuff said :derfase:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] * 1
    #28264555 - 04/06/23 02:53 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

imachavel and Guerilla have combined forces to see if they can achieve text based tranquilizers that could put an elephant to sleep... so far all the elephants committed suicide


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28264599 - 04/06/23 04:35 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Angsty pickle identifying as a cucumber


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante] * 2
    #28264688 - 04/06/23 06:43 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Asante? More like Picante.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28264708 - 04/06/23 07:13 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Didnt i wash my nutsac? oh wait, its the hobbit. :cookiemonster:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
    #28264754 - 04/06/23 07:46 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Doesn’t know nutsack is spelt with a K


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 2
    #28264935 - 04/06/23 09:40 AM (9 months, 19 days ago)

Clearly doesn't have a nutsac




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