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OfflineMandrake Erpelmann
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28249406 - 03/27/23 02:38 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

Still here


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mandrake Erpelmann] * 1
    #28249489 - 03/27/23 03:24 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

Shaves their pubes and transplanted to their hairline


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28249761 - 03/27/23 06:19 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

cant grow pubes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #28249842 - 03/27/23 07:12 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

His pubes have pubes.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28250004 - 03/27/23 08:59 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

Gave birth to The Chupacabra.  Not cool man!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] * 2
    #28250028 - 03/27/23 09:12 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

You're about 2 dinozords short of a megazord.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 2
    #28250035 - 03/27/23 09:14 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

likes to smell dogs assholes, thinks canine anal secretions are the key to dogs advanced sense of smell. is banned from the dog park


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28250175 - 03/27/23 10:28 PM (9 months, 29 days ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
shares a communal sex doll, cleaning duties entail licking all bodily fluids off the communal sex doll, in which he happily obliges




Quote:

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Hits on underage cashiers. Complains to the manager that they β€œshit themselves and threw it at me” when rejected.






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Pickle Rick said:
likes to smell dogs assholes, thinks canine anal secretions are the key to dogs advanced sense of smell. is banned from the dog park




Is never banned from the dog park. Everyone loves him. He can have all the canine anal secretions shoved up his nose he wants. It enhances his sense of smell. He can smell his way to the dog park. Where everyone watches and wonder as the dog seems smarter and can perform better tricks than him. And some of the dogs are even trying not to smell each other's ass for the anal secretion enhancements. Everyone's quite fascinated with him


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28250250 - 03/28/23 12:07 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

Your post lacks a insult. Like your head lacks a brain.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Lucid Dreaming]
    #28250257 - 03/28/23 12:24 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

cries cum. like, literal sperm tears.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Lucid Dreaming]
    #28250315 - 03/28/23 02:35 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

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Lucid Dreaming said:
Your post lacks a insult. Like your head lacks a brain.




*holds a mirror up* its not nice to make fun of yourself like that


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28250423 - 03/28/23 05:50 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

Thinks mr handsy died an honorable death to further man kinds understand of how deep and long something can be shoved in their ass before dying


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28250652 - 03/28/23 08:55 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

Thinks that simplifying and summarizing a story into a simple statement helps everybody understand the premise of the story without over complicating it too much with too many details. Yet he simplifies the story so much that I can't really understand. Maybe you can explain this a little bit more motherfucker? Maybe you can go a little bit more into depth on who Mr hands he is and how he died in honorable death to further Mankind's understanding of how deep and long so they can be shoved in someone's ass before dying?

I think me and everyone else would appreciate a little bit more involvement in explaining what the fuck it is you're talking about buddy.

Please.


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28250661 - 03/28/23 08:59 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

Is that guy that tells stories people try to be engaged with but ultimately after about five minutes of him talking and still being at the beginning of his story he gets hit with β€œwow. That’s crazy.  That’s wild.” every time they respond to him


Also clearly knew what i was talking about because he used β€œMr hands” instead of β€œMr handsy”. So a bitch.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 2
    #28250685 - 03/28/23 09:12 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

You two are the gay couple that think nobody knows they are together even though they bicker the whole damn time


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NotSheekle] * 1
    #28250687 - 03/28/23 09:13 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

Is the one longing for a loving relationship like my gay lover and I have but is forced to instead masturbate to the idea of us breaking up and him swooping in for one of our love


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28250691 - 03/28/23 09:14 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

:shoedick:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NotSheekle] * 1
    #28250723 - 03/28/23 09:30 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

You're like when Landfill died and his brother joined the Beer Fest team and became de facto Landfill


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28250737 - 03/28/23 09:37 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

You add sugar to your tea.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
    #28250739 - 03/28/23 09:40 AM (9 months, 28 days ago)

You count beans for the man, man


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