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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28241833 - 03/22/23 07:02 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

is a serial seat sniffer at his local mcdonalds


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28241859 - 03/22/23 07:14 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

Openly dressed up as a cross dresser for hallow ween.

Dresses up as a cross dresser every other day in his room.

Wondered if his friends noticed how "good" he looked that night.

And by friends i mean his pet hamster, that he walked around in a ball on hallow ween.

Also made engagements to said hamster after hallow ween claiming a feminine confidence boost  and came out as "openly searching for new genders and or mutations"

Was rejected by hamster.

His hamster was already sleeping around with others.

Went into an emo phase and started changing everything in his room black.

Also wore a fake sleeve with "cuts" all over his arm to get people to simp for him.

People told him that his sleeve was kinda stupid, and he told them it was really real cuts and not fake.

than was so poor he started to sell his own gender nip milk. which was 50/50 trans fluid milk.

kicked out of the local market for trying to sell people samples.

broke his toe nail and started a law suit against the local market.

Couldnt make it to court because it was too "light out" and would hurt his trans-formation.


Edited by Gray Hound (03/22/23 07:16 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound] * 1
    #28242045 - 03/22/23 09:10 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

Doesn't understand the difference between plural and singular


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28242142 - 03/22/23 09:59 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

Mistaked a ball gag for a chew toy.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28242157 - 03/22/23 10:07 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

All newbs are gay until proven straight in the court of paw


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psychoslut]
    #28242192 - 03/22/23 10:28 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

Faked an aneyurism to get his/her boyfriend to have anal sex with them. Asked them to perform fisting after the dicking and spermination. To rub cum and help heal their prostate faster.

Had done this with their previous 10 partners... or VICTIMS.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28242236 - 03/22/23 11:24 PM (10 months, 3 days ago)

If you were toe to toe with me you would have two choices. Suck my dick or dig a ten foot hole and suck my dick covered in mud bitch.


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psychoslut]
    #28242267 - 03/23/23 12:10 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

gets sexually aroused when standing toe to toe with other men


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28242286 - 03/23/23 12:46 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Boys. Women are for making babies, boys are for sex. Want to hang out so i can make a man out of you the spartan way?


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psychoslut]
    #28242383 - 03/23/23 05:45 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Buys and sells used sex toys online.

Also returns used sex toys that did not "break them" internally.

Walks with a limp.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound] * 1
    #28242453 - 03/23/23 07:12 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

This is lame and we are not doing it right. To make a decent insult we must share real life basic information experience, knowledge, successes and failures. Also we should prove out heredity and pedigree and post how long our family tree has been recorded/share our families historical significance

I cant fuck you and make you historically significant but i can get your wife, sister and cousin pregnant and that will be close enough that ill allow them to put your name in my family documentation


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[quote]KristiMidocean said:
Good now thats clear.WHO FUCKING CARES. If I am fat u all keep pointing it out like its suppose to be a secret.LIke u really have nothing better to do then make fat jokes. If o know its like I do I know yall can come up with NEW AND BETTER SHIT . This shit is old and boring . I left in the first place cause this shit got boring not because of the fat jokes . Fat jokes dont bother me but seriously its old[/quote]


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psychoslut]
    #28242513 - 03/23/23 07:57 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

This guy has his own Kwisatz Haderach breeding program centered around his genetic line.  Delusional


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28242722 - 03/23/23 10:01 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Got fucked so hard by phsychoslut that he could not re-align his straight vision.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound] * 2
    #28242867 - 03/23/23 11:33 AM (10 months, 2 days ago)

buries his toys in the yard


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28243027 - 03/23/23 01:15 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Farted so hard he had ego loss.
Doesnt bury his toys in the yard.


Edited by Gray Hound (03/23/23 01:16 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28243387 - 03/23/23 05:53 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Farts out days old condoms


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28243391 - 03/23/23 05:55 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Slurps those condoms down like a starving Japanese man eating top tier ramen.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28243652 - 03/23/23 08:23 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Thinks his big hands equate to a big penis.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HILLBILLY OUTLAW]
    #28243690 - 03/23/23 08:45 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Thinks second. Not first.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound] * 3
    #28243694 - 03/23/23 08:48 PM (10 months, 2 days ago)

Throws bouncy balls as hard as possible in the toilet.


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