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Egon_Spengler
Ever lurkin never workin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28204628 - 02/25/23 08:13 PM (10 months, 28 days ago) |
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Chews on borrowed pens.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] 1
#28204647 - 02/25/23 08:41 PM (10 months, 28 days ago) |
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You're a rice cooker
I heard this actual insult in a grocery store yesterday. Some trashy women were talking about someone's new girlfriend.
"She's Asian, pretty sure like Chinese." "Blah blah" "Oh for real? "Yeah she's a rice cooker, ya know" "Oh"
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Hyebrid
Resident Falconer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#28204676 - 02/25/23 09:17 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Still cries at the thought of the Green Ranger dying.
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Smellyhobbit
Actual Retard



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28204694 - 02/25/23 09:31 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Loves drinking garbage disposal water
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Hyebrid
Resident Falconer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28204714 - 02/25/23 09:48 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Loves drinking septic tank water
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Edited by Hyebrid (02/25/23 09:48 PM)
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28204812 - 02/26/23 12:13 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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loves drinking bath water
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Smellyhobbit
Actual Retard



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28204817 - 02/26/23 12:18 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Shits where he eats, which is also the toilet.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28204821 - 02/26/23 12:20 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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has a collection of toenails. several jars worth. none of the nails are his tho...
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28204822 - 02/26/23 12:21 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Has rated morrowasted but hasn’t even rated trees
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Skinflute
NOOB


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28204956 - 02/26/23 05:45 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Makes voodoo dolls from bellybutton lint and earwax
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28205031 - 02/26/23 07:33 AM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
spirit_shadow said: Don't mess with imachavel, he's got retard strength.
Edit: I never talk like this in real life I just like the concept of this thread and this is probably as far as ill go in that context. I fully support people on the spectrum and apologize if this offended anyone.
Had a pretty decent Valentine's day last week. Took his girlfriend to her favorite restaurant then drove her to her favorite place so they could sit and hold hands and watch the view for an hour then took her to a movie then went back to her place and banged her pretty good.
After they both climax they rolled over in bed and said to her "thanks for doing this for me mom. You know how lonely I get. Same thing next year?" His mom replies "sure baby."
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Skinflute said: Makes voodoo dolls from bellybutton lint and earwax
Once didn't believe in what would happen if someone made a voodoo doll out of him. Went to New Orleans and went to a voodoo specialist. Gave him a personal item and then asked him to attach it to a voodoo doll.
The man did so and then skin flute asks the voodoo specialist to prove to him that what happens to the voodoo doll will happen to him. The man takes a pin and presses it into the bottom of the foot of the doll and skin flute reacts in pain. "Ouch I can't believe it" he says. The man then takes the needle and presses into the hand of skin flute on the voodoo doll and once again skin flute reaction extreme pain. "No way this stuff is real!" He screams. "Continue!" Bewildered at wife's skin flute would want to continue the Voodoo specialist size and things to himself about how much money skin fluid is paying him and takes a needle and presses it into skin flutes knee on the voodoo doll. This time skin flute drops to the ground and hold his left knee in pain for 5 minutes.
The voodoo specialist says the skin flute "ah I tink we should stop mon. This is going to really hurt you permamently. Voodooo magic is nutin to play around wit mon. Its voodoo magic man. Voodoo magic."
Skinflute says "ok one last time. Now take the doll and take the rear area and spread the rear area apart as far as you can and then take the needle and then jam it into the doll where my ass is 200 times in a row and no matter how I react just don't stop."
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I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28206019 - 02/26/23 07:52 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Nerd.
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NotSheekle
OTD FOREVER



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28206040 - 02/26/23 08:10 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Edited by NotSheekle (02/26/23 08:11 PM)
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28206041 - 02/26/23 08:11 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Geek
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NotSheekle]
#28206043 - 02/26/23 08:11 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Quote:
NotSheekle said: Should have been nerd enough to not make a whole new thread asking if a veil was broken
^ puppet
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NotSheekle
OTD FOREVER



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28206044 - 02/26/23 08:12 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Smellyhobbit
Actual Retard



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: NotSheekle] 1
#28206045 - 02/26/23 08:13 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Skinflute
NOOB


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28206046 - 02/26/23 08:14 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Has sex with goldfish
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HILLBILLY OUTLAW
Above And Beyond!



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 1
#28206057 - 02/26/23 08:23 PM (10 months, 27 days ago) |
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Pickle Rick
Gherkin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HILLBILLY OUTLAW]
#28206198 - 02/26/23 10:47 PM (10 months, 26 days ago) |
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takes pride in being inbred
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