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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28196595 - 02/20/23 07:19 PM (11 months, 2 days ago) |
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Was friend zoned by Monica Lewinsky in college, and now makes cigar jokes out of spite.
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28196612 - 02/20/23 07:28 PM (11 months, 2 days ago) |
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You talk like you're related to koods
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GenericHero
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28196717 - 02/20/23 08:40 PM (11 months, 2 days ago) |
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imachavel said:
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Smellyhobbit said: Recaulks his sink every 5 days. This is a nervous habit.
You were created out of a nervous recaulking habit. Your father was a plumber. And your mother was the sink. And some nervous recaulking was going on constantly.
Then. A miracle. Or a tragedy.
However your parents wanted to call it. And by "parents" I mean the two strangers to hook up that are technically how you are biologically conceived
Your father was a plumber, your mother a sink
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Skinflute said: catches field mice and bops them on the head
Bunny foo foo 
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spirit_shadow said: You talk like you're related to koods
Buys alkaline water. Doesn't realize he could just eat tums.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
#28197173 - 02/21/23 09:19 AM (11 months, 1 day ago) |
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You get side cramps while trying to wipe your ass
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] 1
#28197948 - 02/21/23 06:49 PM (11 months, 1 day ago) |
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Studies people's bathroom habits. Studied anthropotomy to learn more about human biology and advance in holistic medicine. Only uses his knowledge to whisper advice to people while they are taking a crap "your muscle cramps won't go away if you keep wiping at that angle."
He honestly creeps all the girls the fuck out. Strangely the guys are never creeped out. I think this is an advantage to him.
Scenario: Cindy and Samantha and Ron are walking down the street. Right at this moment skin flute walks by.
Cindy and Samantha immediately start talking shit gabbing away like girls do. "Uh that guy is such a creep" they say out loud as they walk by Skid flute loud enough for him to hear it.
Ron then speaks of kind of blushing with a slight grin on his face challenging the girls "you know what? You know what I actually think the guys okay. You know that? I actually think he's all right. He's actually a really nice guy once you get to know him."
Then Cindy and Samantha speak up on their own "Ron you think that because you are fucking gay. And you don't mind some weird guy stalking you in the bathroom Whispering advice on how to wipe your ass. When you're not really gay you actually think that guy skin flute is really weird. But I guess if you're really fucking gay then he brings you some kind of satisfied turn on or something."
End of story
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I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28198555 - 02/22/23 12:48 AM (11 months, 23 hours ago) |
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mirror, fml
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spirit_shadow
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87] 2
#28198739 - 02/22/23 07:56 AM (11 months, 16 hours ago) |
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You're fuckin 10 ply bud.
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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
#28198751 - 02/22/23 08:08 AM (11 months, 16 hours ago) |
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is a whoreless pimp
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
#28199132 - 02/22/23 12:25 PM (11 months, 11 hours ago) |
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quit looking at my dick on my avatar
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Sham87
mashAllah


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28199451 - 02/22/23 03:57 PM (11 months, 8 hours ago) |
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has no bitches
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
#28199936 - 02/22/23 09:20 PM (11 months, 3 hours ago) |
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Intentionally loses at glory hole bingo. looser gets to hole watch
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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28200031 - 02/22/23 11:08 PM (11 months, 1 hour ago) |
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Swipes right on everyone's picture on tinder
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 3
#28200033 - 02/22/23 11:12 PM (11 months, 1 hour ago) |
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Hyebrid? More like WHYbrid.
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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28200039 - 02/22/23 11:19 PM (11 months, 1 hour ago) |
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identifies as a 3 legged unicorn with a severe fairy dust addiction
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] 3
#28200041 - 02/22/23 11:24 PM (11 months, 59 minutes ago) |
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Pickle Rick? More like Fickle Dick.
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GenericHero
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28200051 - 02/22/23 11:35 PM (11 months, 48 minutes ago) |
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Ha. You're belly dogbit.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
#28200052 - 02/22/23 11:36 PM (11 months, 47 minutes ago) |
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hysteric zero
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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28200053 - 02/22/23 11:40 PM (11 months, 43 minutes ago) |
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Smelly Hobbit? More like Lorena Bobbitt....

Generic Hero? More like Name Brand Villain.
Split by 9? More like....I dunno that's hard.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 1
#28200054 - 02/22/23 11:41 PM (11 months, 42 minutes ago) |
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susurrador
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#28200094 - 02/23/23 01:10 AM (10 months, 30 days ago) |
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He ain't fit to pour pee out of a boot with instructions written on the heel.
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