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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 1
#28163520 - 01/29/23 09:04 PM (11 months, 23 days ago) |
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scratch n'sniff - his highschool nickname
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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
#28163533 - 01/29/23 09:09 PM (11 months, 23 days ago) |
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Cum dumpster on a corner - his profession
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28164127 - 01/30/23 10:33 AM (11 months, 23 days ago) |
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Shitpost extraordinaire. Is it his hobby? His career? His creed or religion? It is more of an all around lifestyle to eat, breath, sleep and shit... Well...
.... Shitposting
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] 1
#28165046 - 01/30/23 09:15 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Loved and lost, but still hasn't lost their virginity.
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28165210 - 01/30/23 11:02 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Uses the same tired ass old insult
Over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] 1
#28165215 - 01/30/23 11:06 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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is up past her bedtime
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28165221 - 01/30/23 11:14 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Insults people that stay up late. Insults their gender as well. Someone loves me and that's all that matters. Even if I lost it at some point 
As for my virginity? I kind of get the feeling I lost it the day of started reading a single word on this website. At least my eyes lost their virginity that much I know
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Hunter hunter
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] 1
#28165224 - 01/30/23 11:16 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Cares too much⦠Reads, responds and has emotions.
Figures most thingβs make sense on amphetamines at nightβ¦ multiple naps and no sex.
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
#28165228 - 01/30/23 11:17 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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But if there's no sex what are you doing over here so late with more amphetamines? And bent over?
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] 1
#28165229 - 01/30/23 11:18 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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imachavel said: Insults people that stay up late. Insults their gender as well. Someone loves me and that's all that matters. Even if I lost it at some point 
As for my virginity? I kind of get the feeling I lost it the day of started reading a single word on this website. At least my eyes lost their virginity that much I know
feels the need to defend themself against playful insults
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28165303 - 01/31/23 01:16 AM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Slurps their coffee like a heathen.
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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 2
#28165503 - 01/31/23 07:15 AM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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always has pubic hairs stuck in his teeth
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] 1
#28165643 - 01/31/23 08:42 AM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Pee's sitting down like a woman
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28165746 - 01/31/23 10:01 AM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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For some reason he's afraid to pee sitting down and is ashamed he cannot perform in such a way. Unless his boyfriend is sitting on his lap then he is able to pee sitting down because he feels more like a woman.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28166042 - 01/31/23 01:58 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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The kind of guy who makes special requests at the DJ booth
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
#28166229 - 01/31/23 04:45 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Can't play the song I like though cuz he doesn't have it
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28166397 - 01/31/23 06:35 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Sings karaoke sober
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28166591 - 01/31/23 07:55 PM (11 months, 22 days ago) |
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Doesn't know what sober is
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] 1
#28166838 - 01/31/23 09:55 PM (11 months, 21 days ago) |
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Peeing while sitting down is the shit. Don't have to turn on the lights; increases the chances of getting back to sleep.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
#28166861 - 01/31/23 10:22 PM (11 months, 21 days ago) |
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Imachavel got a new dress for his birthday. He though it was really great. He decided to wear it outdoors. One afternoon, he left his house wearing the dress. He walked by the fire station. A group of firefighters were out in front of the building drinking beer. "I am appreciative of your service to the community" said imachavel. "Even though you guys spend lots of time doing nothing and get paid and stuff, I think you guys are heroes." The firemen looked at each other. "If you really want to show us your appreciation, you better do a nice cartwheel over there on the grass" said the fireman with a mustache. He pointed to a patch of grass nearby. Imachavel didn't know if he could do a cartwheel, but he was determined to try. "I can't disappoint those goddamn firemen" he said to himself. "What's that?" Asked the short fireman. "I need a Flintstone's vitamin" said imachavel. He walked to the grassy area indicated by the mustached fireman and took a breath. "Five, four, and then three more" sang imachavel. He raised his hands above his head and shot out one foot. He committed to his attempt. "I'm really doing it" he thought. Hands on the ground, feet in the air, he lost his momentum. His dress came away from his knees and fell over his face. He tumbled to the ground, his dress still over his face. He remained motionless for a while, unsure if he was injured. He suddenly became aware of heavy breathing and low gutteral sounds. "It's okay" he said. "I'm not hurt." He pulled the dress down away from his face and looked toward the firemen. They were much closer now, and he noticed they were red in the face with bulges in their pants. "We want you to come inside with us" said the fireman with parkinson's. "We are going to teach you how to use the fireman's pole." Imachavel went with them... Imachavel was late getting home that night. "Where were you today?" asked imachavel's mom. "I don't want to talk about it" replied imachavel.
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