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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Near Dylan]
    #24194745 - 03/26/17 01:18 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

likes shitty IDM

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Near Dylan]
    #24194758 - 03/26/17 01:23 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

I'll do myself. I expect the next statement made about me to be much worst.

To start off though, I'm like the junkie in prep clothing. I show up at the bar all white and dressed nice with a bunch of hood rat delinquents that actually go to work, yet spend their money on drugs so I end up paying their rent.

Here we are at the bar, I haven't had a drink. I'm sitting here talking about small doses of mushrooms and meditation coupled with massive amounts of exercise can solve society's problems, but you are better off not thinking for yourself and letting someone else teach you what you want to do. I go deep into a discourse about going to church, it's not about thethe concept of religion I say, it's about meeting up with hundreds of people on Sunday and putting a heater in the church ventilation next to a pound of weed so everyone in congregation slowly gets vaped. As I say it, after church everyone will be so high we'll all go out and eat and hand out leftovers to homeless people that walk by the Boston market or wherever all us God fearing Christians get together to eat. The bartender is bored as fuck and wants to close and I see him reaching for the shotgun under the counter. I cut my story short.

Everyone is wasted and they say if I get the tab they'll pay me back next week. I know that's bs because we are at the worst bar in town and as soon as we step out the door masked gun men are going to rob my friends for crack they stole from the worst thugs at the worst part of town. Regrettably I reach into my wallet to pay the tab with money I most likely stole from my dad. "Designated driver" they call me. At this point though I get pissed that I have to drive everybody and I'm the only sober person so before I pay the tab I order 6 shots and pull out the crack pipe.

This is me. My life. Usually this is at about 11 PM and the night is just beginning as I wake up at about 10 PM. To be blunt though I'm usually 7 crack rocks behind all my other friends, and one year of college + also. Since I only have one year of official non vocational college, and no one else I know has ever been to college. Except my parents who both have masters degrees, and are both worst drug addicts then me. My mom actually is a chronic alcoholic living in my grandfather's house that he passed her in her will, and my dad is paying for her booze and retirement who himself only inherited money from his dad's company passed to him when he died that he never worked a day for either.

I haven't even started yet on my confessions to my cousin about how I'm so in love with her who herself is married with kids. She thinks I'm gay though, I sure plan to prove her wrong though when she finds out exactly where I will and won't put my tongue, as far as won't I'm not sure that exists btw




Ok GO!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #24194765 - 03/26/17 01:28 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Near Dylan]
    #24194814 - 03/26/17 01:49 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Might be a decent human being.

Sorry was that too rough?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #24194824 - 03/26/17 01:54 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

probably the worst poster in shroomery history


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: EternalCowabunga]
    #24194952 - 03/26/17 02:48 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

next to this guy ^^


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #24194992 - 03/26/17 03:02 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

is imachavel's puppet. and not on the forums:cookiemonster:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24195241 - 03/26/17 05:17 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

does not know love in his life


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24195327 - 03/26/17 05:45 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

Man I would just bang her and give her a third kid. She is so hot. It just pains me every day that I can't just tell her how I feel because of the marriage I would just call her right now and ask if she is all wet.

She has these beautiful blue eyes that just kill a person. I really love her too I mean I've know her since she was born. I really hope that marriage doesn't last. God it's so weird. She probably knows I feel this way. Man I take this stuff really personal. She just needs to stop hurting herself for what she feels she failed to do with this guy.

I hope one day I can tell her all this time for like three and a half years now I've wanted to bang her for hours inside her just not even caring. It wasn't easy falling in love with her either, I'm still mad sucked up into this thing I've really got for this girl in Texas. Still through that though I've managed to develop quite a fanatic obsession with my cousin.


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:kingcrankey: I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!

:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


Edited by imachavel (03/27/17 08:30 AM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 3
    #24195522 - 03/26/17 06:52 PM (6 years, 10 months ago)

shut the fuck up dude


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #24196043 - 03/26/17 10:55 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Good one.

I currently have no puppets.

You know the one thing I said that's true is the part about falling in love with my cousin.

It's one of the strangest experiences of my life. When we were kids I was like 11 and she was 9 I couldn't stand her and she was so nice to me. Now we are adults and I don't even know her but I have these obsessive dreams about her. I wake up and I'm like "wtf." This isn't the first time I've been obsessed with a girl that moved to another state that doesn't talk to me anymore. Maybe it's a habit of mine.

I don't think she likes my uncle anymore which I guess makes sense. It's not that he isn't a nice guy but he is an alcoholic. I really hate the guy she is with also, he is outwardly really nice but is so cocky and possessive of her. He is always saying things in front of everyone like "that's her bf on the radio" or if the family goes out to dinner and she hands someone the fork he will say "I'm surprised I didn't think shed do that for one guy ever, not one."

I don't know maybe she likes the possessive guy type. She doesn't ever call my dad or me anymore. I haven't really known her or been close friends with her for like 15 years since she started going out with this guy. It's so obvious he is the really possessive type that's kept her away from us for years and now they have two kids and I'm pretty sure I'm never going to really know them until they are older and adults. Maybe in a way he is right to keep her and the kids away from her dad. He is a really nice guy but a total dysfunctional alcoholic.

I dont know now that I'm like practically ousted from her life I'm like obsessed with her. I wish I would've talked to her more when we were kids back when she was nice to me. Now it's too late and she like hates me and she has this entire family with this really weird guy and I'm like obsessed with her.

I really think I have some serious subconscious issue with liking girls I can't talk to. It's like I love the fucking challenge or something. I can't just like someone that wants to talk to me. :laugh2: I'm fucking serious it's like every time I'm in love with some girl that moves to Texas or is my cousin or gets pregnant with some other guys kid then goes missing and everyone thinks she is in Mexico. Man I'm fucking serious girls that want to know me and are normal I don't care about it's too easy or something. I'm really sick or something.

Make no mistake though, none of them are normal :wink:
Haha at least maybe girls are normal around other girls but no girl that likes a guy is normal, they become freaks or something. Every single one of them. Real talk it's like their brains become fucked when they like a guy. If I didn't know any better I'd think a girls brain stopped working when they liked a guy like their entire self esteem is based on not being controlled by a guy and when they like a guy that's gone because they don't control their brains. Sounds a lot like what they think about the way a guys brain works. Really though I've just never seen anything as psycho as a girl in love they become demented and their life flips upside down, no matter how normal or weird the guy is :shrug: hey that's society and biochemistry. Fuck if I know but I swear there is not one normal female out there. You take the smartest well-to-do doctor type so normal normal friends normal life and she will meet some really normal guy then become a total freak.

It's almost like that part of their brain was shut off for a reason like they can't handle the experience and their natural reaction is to become these hurt and wounded whores that can't think for themself. Lol it's a bummer because if there is one thing I've learned about girls it's that they can be your best friend but when they are in love with you they just become these fucked up people.

Except shroomerintherye of course. Me and her will be in love forever. I'm pretty sure.



:triggered:

for real though did you post that shit in the wrong thread or what? and ime men anfd women in love do crazy shit. Myself included.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24196051 - 03/26/17 11:06 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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psilly the kid said:
is imachavel's puppet. and not on the forums:cookiemonster:






Your puppet must of lost its socks in the wheel alignment in his car.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Paperbagboy] * 1
    #24196121 - 03/26/17 11:58 PM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Poops in the upper deck of all the toilets at house parties.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: goldcaphunter]
    #24196276 - 03/27/17 07:55 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

poops in the brownie bowl.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sham87]
    #24196384 - 03/27/17 08:58 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

Quote:

Sham87 said:
proud owner of a man-pussy




you want me to filler up for you


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Green7Alchemist] * 1
    #24196414 - 03/27/17 09:09 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

An alchemist without a lab :sulfur:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
    #24196474 - 03/27/17 09:25 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

gay princess likes circles and erect lines


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Green7Alchemist]
    #24196482 - 03/27/17 09:28 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

is a mew with a tail complex


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MysticMoteToter]
    #24196490 - 03/27/17 09:29 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

It's not like I'm not attracted to other girls besides my cousin, I'm really into Texas girls especially this one girl who lives there I used to know I keep dreaming about. In my dream she is this lost puppy and I pick her up and pet her for hours and hours.

I'm just finally talking about this attraction to this cousin of mine because in a way it's like coming out of this closet of mine in its own version. Except I'm still straight so it's great. Still though in society's eyes a lot of people would treat and look down on a person who likes their cousin the same way they'd treat a gay person. So it's a relief to finally start talking about this.

I used to sleep right next to this girl when I was a little kid we would build tents and stuff. I never knew that would be such a big deal one day like I'd dream about doing that again. She grew up totally hot as shit though. She has these really bright eyes and this cute little body I mean I'd rub her feet just for permission to do simple things like walk into the next room or get something out of the fridge. She is a godess and deserves to be treated like one and the guy she is with now is a total mistake.

I wish shed put food in my mouth with her tongue. Whether the food had any flavor left in it or not is besides the point. It's so nice to come out in the open with all this talk. That's real talk.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: psilly the kid]
    #24196498 - 03/27/17 09:32 AM (6 years, 9 months ago)

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psilly the kid said:
is a mew with a tail complex




^ came up with a bland generic user name to try and fit in but is completely unoriginal. Also with less then 1000 posts has made no real contribution to this forum.


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