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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28155841 - 01/24/23 04:39 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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Wears clothes in the shower thinking it cleans him and his pants at the same time.




I actually used to do this, and it works pretty well.



I typed it out because my bitch dryer keeps shrinking all my clothes even on the gentlest setting. Was thinking about hand washing and drying some of the more important stuff.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155845 - 01/24/23 04:41 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
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GenericHero said:
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Smellyhobbit said:
Wears clothes in the shower thinking it cleans him and his pants at the same time.




I actually used to do this, and it works pretty well.



I typed it out because my bitch dryer keeps shrinking all my clothes even on the gentlest setting. Was thinking about hand washing and drying some of the more important stuff.




I used to live in an apartment with no washer/dryer. Hand washed my work stuff in the shower. I ought to have put a dish rack in there too.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28155853 - 01/24/23 04:46 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Honestly I get it. Last apartment had no washer/dryer, no hot water, and a heater that caught on fire when you turned it on.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero] * 2
    #28155854 - 01/24/23 04:47 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28155981 - 01/24/23 06:01 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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GenericHero said:
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Smellyhobbit said:
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GenericHero said:
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Smellyhobbit said:
Wears clothes in the shower thinking it cleans him and his pants at the same time.




I actually used to do this, and it works pretty well.



I typed it out because my bitch dryer keeps shrinking all my clothes even on the gentlest setting. Was thinking about hand washing and drying some of the more important stuff.




I used to live in an apartment with no washer/dryer. Hand washed my work stuff in the shower. I ought to have put a dish rack in there too.




You also used to live in an apartment that had no gay guys come knocking on your door late at night asking for blowjob knowing that you easily give them out.

But now you don't

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Honestly I get it. Last apartment had no washer/dryer, no hot water, and a heater that caught on fire when you turned it on.




You used to live in an apartment where your mom wasn't in a room next to you on a top bunk bed getting banged screaming all night and you have to go sleep on the bottom bunk under her with her boyfriend rails her on top because your room is full of the leaking water like you claimed as well.

But now you don't either


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156006 - 01/24/23 06:13 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Here is the type of reply Smellyhobit says:

"The type of guy who orders a pepperoni pizza and then takes the pepperonis off instead of just ordering a cheese pizza"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it

Here is the type of reply Generichero says:

"Oh man you just don't understand my writing style. Have so much funnier I say things that are funnier or I don't use as many words. I'm so funny I don't write as many words as you do imachavel. Oh man that is so funny. Here's a story about you you're picking your nose too much and then like you know your brain is damaged. See I didn't write as many words as you do. Oh man reading what you say is too much oh man"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it







Now here is MY REPLY to both of you:








Used to live in a house where it wasn't normal for the dog to fuck your sister on the dining room table while you stood in the corner and jacked off and your parents videotaped the whole thing. Oh no wait no I'm sorry you still live in that same exact type of house.











When I say it you know you get burned. You Feel That intense heat of your self esteem on fire in front of you all night basically.

:fire: :flame: :burn:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Toke1]
    #28156010 - 01/24/23 06:14 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Honestly I get it. Last apartment had no washer/dryer, no hot water, and a heater that caught on fire when you turned it on.




ah, those were the days...

also, never uses the "reply" function. i always think he is talking to sheekle

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apropos :thumbup:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156022 - 01/24/23 06:24 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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imachavel said:
Here is the type of reply Smellyhobit says:

"The type of guy who orders a pepperoni pizza and then takes the pepperonis off instead of just ordering a cheese pizza"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it

Here is the type of reply Generichero says:

"Oh man you just don't understand my writing style. Have so much funnier I say things that are funnier or I don't use as many words. I'm so funny I don't write as many words as you do imachavel. Oh man that is so funny. Here's a story about you you're picking your nose too much and then like you know your brain is damaged. See I didn't write as many words as you do. Oh man reading what you say is too much oh man"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it







Now here is MY REPLY to both of you:








Used to live in a house where it wasn't normal for the dog to fuck your sister on the dining room table while you stood in the corner and jacked off and your parents videotaped the whole thing. Oh no wait no I'm sorry you still live in that same exact type of house.











When I say it you know you get burned. You Feel That intense heat of your self esteem on fire in front of you all night basically.

:fire: :flame: :burn:




i didn't like you at first.
now, you inspire me


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero] * 1
    #28156023 - 01/24/23 06:24 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Got a job at a fancy hotel as the person who operates the elevator for people who don't want to press the button. For some reason though he only lets two people into the elevator at a time and it's usually two tall men. One will stand to the left of him and one will stand to the right of him. When the door closes he presses the button for the penthouse and then proceeds to give the person to his left and the person who is Right each a hand job. However the ride to the top is usually never long enough for both men to be fully satisfied. He likes to call this the "top floor tease"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156034 - 01/24/23 06:33 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

@imachavel


I was jerkin off when when I started reading your mini novel. Half way through I lost all interest and didn't finish, plus I don't think I'll ever be able to touch myself again.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28156035 - 01/24/23 06:33 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Quote:

GenericHero said:
Quote:

imachavel said:
Here is the type of reply Smellyhobit says:

"The type of guy who orders a pepperoni pizza and then takes the pepperonis off instead of just ordering a cheese pizza"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it

Here is the type of reply Generichero says:

"Oh man you just don't understand my writing style. Have so much funnier I say things that are funnier or I don't use as many words. I'm so funny I don't write as many words as you do imachavel. Oh man that is so funny. Here's a story about you you're picking your nose too much and then like you know your brain is damaged. See I didn't write as many words as you do. Oh man reading what you say is too much oh man"

HAHAHA HURHURHUR HAHAHA

Oh that's so funny I can't believe it







Now here is MY REPLY to both of you:








Used to live in a house where it wasn't normal for the dog to fuck your sister on the dining room table while you stood in the corner and jacked off and your parents videotaped the whole thing. Oh no wait no I'm sorry you still live in that same exact type of house.











When I say it you know you get burned. You Feel That intense heat of your self esteem on fire in front of you all night basically.

:fire: :flame: :burn:




i didn't like you at first.
now, you inspire me





I like that you're inspired.

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Honestly I get it. Last apartment had no washer/dryer, no hot water, and a heater that caught on fire when you turned it on.




I take that back about the really piece of crap apartment you live in like the one where your mom is getting banged in the top bunk or the house you living with your sister is getting banged on the dining room table while you watch and jack off.

No no no no this man has a very fancy apartment. He lives A very upscale Rich lifestyle. He walks out of the door every day in a fancy suit and usually takes a limo to work. However sometimes he just walks down the street. He usually walks by starving kids everyday and never bothers to give one of them a dollar or 25 cents or any type of money whatsoever. He walks right by them into this really shady crappy bar that's so crappy you don't even want to look at the entrance. He walks into the bar and meets his drug dealer in the bathroom and leave the bathroom window open so everyone out in the street can see what he's doing. Then he proceeds to give his dealer $500 bucks for a bunch of crack and then a $20 tip just for being such a good friend and then the bartender waitress comes in and give them a blowjob for only $3.50.

He does this will all the starving kids around the street watching him through the window.

If it's any justice though for those kids watching this cheap piece of crap walk by and his fancy suit and Fancy Shoes walk into the bar into the bathroom leaving the bathroom window open and giving his drug dealer a ton of money for crack cocaine and giving a tip and then getting a blowjob from the bartender waitress and giving her only $3.50 for it as a quicky is:

:laugh:rumroll:

Wait for it

:laugh:rumroll:

Wait for it

:snaredrum:

The bartender is his mom.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28156036 - 01/24/23 06:34 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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@imachavel


I was jerkin off when when I started reading your mini novel. Half way through I lost all interest and didn't finish, plus I don't think I'll ever be able to touch myself again.




That's a good thing. At least Jesus loves you now.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156071 - 01/24/23 06:50 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

goes to the supermarket and tries to act out his nascar fantasies. he grabs a shopping cart out in the parking lot stall because they have his picture inside and have a person that guards the in-store carts. he then waits until a group of people pass by. he shouts "gentlemen, start your engines!" making revving and tire screech noises with his mouth, he runs the cart in circles around the confused group of people. if anyone tries to intervene, he will thrust his hips and jump towards them in a way that brings his crotch into contact with their hand. the police are inevitably called and when he tries to thrust his crotch at them, they deploy their tasers into his junk.
they beat him and drive him to the city limits and tell him not to come back. he finds a homeless camp and provides sexual favors in return for a place to rest and heal. once he is on his feet again he goes back to the supermarket and the process repeats.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28156084 - 01/24/23 06:58 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Haha yeah I do do that don't I? I'm pretty stupid like that


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28156085 - 01/24/23 06:59 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

For Christmas he gave his family the gift of laughter. Basically he's a jobless loser and his wife and kids thinks he's a joke.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156100 - 01/24/23 07:11 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

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do do




do do lol

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For Christmas he gave his family the gift of laughter. Basically he's a jobless loser and his wife and kids thinks he's a joke.




i didn't shower for a long time and used my dick cheese to make some sourdough. that's what they got for christmas.
it's weird. everything one has access to is manufactured and uniform. things made by hand often wow people. the worse my bread looks, the more people seem to like it. oh wow, non machined bread! it might also be that people think i'm retarded, and are actually surprised that i managed to do something...


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28156109 - 01/24/23 07:22 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Everything is exotic from the point of view that you aren't used to it. If you are used to hand made things then machine made things are exotic. If you are used to machine made things then hand made things are exotic


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28156112 - 01/24/23 07:25 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

1234go's family is usually pretty happy if he has just a handful of quarters in his pocket. They pretty much just suck the dead cockroaches out of empty discarded food cans when they are hungry.

It doesn't take much to make them happy.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28156117 - 01/24/23 07:26 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Has alopecia of the cock and balls. Wears an exotic, specially tailored pubic toupée from the Philippines


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Toke1]
    #28156119 - 01/24/23 07:28 PM (1 year, 5 days ago)

Was impressed


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