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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 1
    #28152986 - 01/22/23 10:29 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Oh no insults about how I write too much? Oh I was waiting for the most original burn yet about how I write too much. The most devious messed up insult you could possibly imagine.













Okay okay you said to give it another shot. I got one more then I'm out for the night. Then y'all can go on for 20 pages about how I write too much. Here it is:














When this man was a child his parents asked him all the time if you wanted to be taken out of a public school and put into a really good private school. You know he was leaving Elementary and going into middle school so maybe it was about time to get some good paid education.

So his parents send him off to the school and every day he's getting really good grades Straight A's. Then one day he gets a C and he goes up to his teacher and asks them "hey I do the same assignment everyday and you give me an a why today would I give you the same quality of work and you give me a C?" So the teacher tells him "perhaps you should go ask the principal."

So he goes up to the principal and says "what is the deal?" And hands him the assignment and says "every day I give you the same quality of work. Why did you lower my grade today?" And the principal says "see you were in the school where we give you good grades if you do good work but if everyone else in the class starts doing better work the standard for the grade goes up so we decided to lower your grade since everyone else did better work today your work doesn't have the same quality today is it usually does so we gave you a more correct grade."

So he says to the principal "what is the deal? That doesn't sound right. My parents spent a lot of money switching me from public school to private school after I left this Elementary and came over here to this very high class expensive private Middle School. This is how extremely high quality academic schools work? Your work is of extremely high value and they give you an A until everyone else's work puts your standard lower as the quality of their work goes up?"

So the principal replies "well yes. In general that is how very high quality academic schools work. But you feel cheated? Well here's something that might make you feel even more cheated. Son you keep saying something about a very high quality academic standard here one of the best private middle schools that exists in the state after kids leave their normal Elementary School. Son you've been cheated. The work you've been doing every day you just write the alphabet on a piece of paper A to Z and you do a pretty damn good job. Today a kid in class wrote a three sentence paragraph and didn't make any mistakes at all. Son you are 100% autistic in a school for full blown retarded people. Your parents put you in the school cuz they were scared if they put you in a public Middle School all the kids would beat your ass because you're so stupid. I'm sorry to tell you son but this is about the furthest you're going to go in life. I feel bad for your parents but you know while they're at work you weren't really their problem anymore. Which is why we deal with you and give you compliments when you write the alphabet on a piece of paper. But you're 13 years old and I never going to get any smarter than that. You're about as stupid as they come. You Only Live a block from here and your mom has to hold you your hand and walk you here everyday. How smart did you think you were?"




















All right everybody I'm out. Try not to shit yourself stupid with your low self-esteem from the massive amount of insults thrown at you today :wink:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 2
    #28152991 - 01/22/23 10:30 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

:facepalm:x2


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine] * 1
    #28152992 - 01/22/23 10:31 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

aw meth


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28153034 - 01/22/23 11:18 PM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Oh no insults about how I write too much? Oh I was waiting for the most original burn yet about how I write too much. The most devious messed up insult you could possibly imagine.













Okay okay you said to give it another shot. I got one more then I'm out for the night. Then y'all can go on for 20 pages about how I write too much. Here it is:














When this man was a child his parents asked him all the time if you wanted to be taken out of a public school and put into a really good private school. You know he was leaving Elementary and going into middle school so maybe it was about time to get some good paid education.

So his parents send him off to the school and every day he's getting really good grades Straight A's. Then one day he gets a C and he goes up to his teacher and asks them "hey I do the same assignment everyday and you give me an a why today would I give you the same quality of work and you give me a C?" So the teacher tells him "perhaps you should go ask the principal."

So he goes up to the principal and says "what is the deal?" And hands him the assignment and says "every day I give you the same quality of work. Why did you lower my grade today?" And the principal says "see you were in the school where we give you good grades if you do good work but if everyone else in the class starts doing better work the standard for the grade goes up so we decided to lower your grade since everyone else did better work today your work doesn't have the same quality today is it usually does so we gave you a more correct grade."

So he says to the principal "what is the deal? That doesn't sound right. My parents spent a lot of money switching me from public school to private school after I left this Elementary and came over here to this very high class expensive private Middle School. This is how extremely high quality academic schools work? Your work is of extremely high value and they give you an A until everyone else's work puts your standard lower as the quality of their work goes up?"

So the principal replies "well yes. In general that is how very high quality academic schools work. But you feel cheated? Well here's something that might make you feel even more cheated. Son you keep saying something about a very high quality academic standard here one of the best private middle schools that exists in the state after kids leave their normal Elementary School. Son you've been cheated. The work you've been doing every day you just write the alphabet on a piece of paper A to Z and you do a pretty damn good job. Today a kid in class wrote a three sentence paragraph and didn't make any mistakes at all. Son you are 100% autistic in a school for full blown retarded people. Your parents put you in the school cuz they were scared if they put you in a public Middle School all the kids would beat your ass because you're so stupid. I'm sorry to tell you son but this is about the furthest you're going to go in life. I feel bad for your parents but you know while they're at work you weren't really their problem anymore. Which is why we deal with you and give you compliments when you write the alphabet on a piece of paper. But you're 13 years old and I never going to get any smarter than that. You're about as stupid as they come. You Only Live a block from here and your mom has to hold you your hand and walk you here everyday. How smart did you think you were?"




















All right everybody I'm out. Try not to shit yourself stupid with your low self-esteem from the massive amount of insults thrown at you today :wink:






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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28153051 - 01/22/23 11:58 PM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Oh no insults about how I write too much? Oh I was waiting for the most original burn yet about how I write too much. The most devious messed up insult you could possibly imagine.




I tried.  Nope.  Lol








Okay okay you said to give it another shot. I got one more then I'm out for the night. Then y'all can go on for 20 pages about how I write too much. Here it is:














When this man was a child his parents asked him all the time if you wanted to be taken out of a public school and put into a really good private school. You know he was leaving Elementary and going into middle school so maybe it was about time to get some good paid education.

So his parents send him off to the school and every day he's getting really good grades Straight A's. Then one day he gets a C and he goes up to his teacher and asks them "hey I do the same assignment everyday and you give me an a why today would I give you the same quality of work and you give me a C?" So the teacher tells him "perhaps you should go ask the principal."

So he goes up to the principal and says "what is the deal?" And hands him the assignment and says "every day I give you the same quality of work. Why did you lower my grade today?" And the principal says "see you were in the school where we give you good grades if you do good work but if everyone else in the class starts doing better work the standard for the grade goes up so we decided to lower your grade since everyone else did better work today your work doesn't have the same quality today is it usually does so we gave you a more correct grade."

So he says to the principal "what is the deal? That doesn't sound right. My parents spent a lot of money switching me from public school to private school after I left this Elementary and came over here to this very high class expensive private Middle School. This is how extremely high quality academic schools work? Your work is of extremely high value and they give you an A until everyone else's work puts your standard lower as the quality of their work goes up?"

So the principal replies "well yes. In general that is how very high quality academic schools work. But you feel cheated? Well here's something that might make you feel even more cheated. Son you keep saying something about a very high quality academic standard here one of the best private middle schools that exists in the state after kids leave their normal Elementary School. Son you've been cheated. The work you've been doing every day you just write the alphabet on a piece of paper A to Z and you do a pretty damn good job. Today a kid in class wrote a three sentence paragraph and didn't make any mistakes at all. Son you are 100% autistic in a school for full blown retarded people. Your parents put you in the school cuz they were scared if they put you in a public Middle School all the kids would beat your ass because you're so stupid. I'm sorry to tell you son but this is about the furthest you're going to go in life. I feel bad for your parents but you know while they're at work you weren't really their problem anymore. Which is why we deal with you and give you compliments when you write the alphabet on a piece of paper. But you're 13 years old and I never going to get any smarter than that. You're about as stupid as they come. You Only Live a block from here and your mom has to hold you your hand and walk you here everyday. How smart did you think you were?"




















All right everybody I'm out. Try not to shit yourself stupid with your low self-esteem from the massive amount of insults thrown at you today :wink:




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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28153057 - 01/23/23 12:19 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

TL:DR


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner] * 1
    #28153072 - 01/23/23 12:48 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

The kind of guy who shows up at the end of a war complaining about how war sucks to the guys who fought the entire war.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28153077 - 01/23/23 12:55 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

the kind of guy that doesn't understand that war is a rich man's game and the fools on the field are only pawns being sent to the slaughter for another mans ideals and/or gains


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28153148 - 01/23/23 04:01 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

The kind of guy to get blown up by a Ukrainian drone while giving a blowjob to his Russian comrade


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28153219 - 01/23/23 05:46 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Buys brand name clingwrap instead of donating to help feed starving children


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon] * 1
    #28153235 - 01/23/23 06:06 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Is the guy masturbating to the guy masturbating to his wife getting fucked


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28153302 - 01/23/23 07:05 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

has gag reflexes during climax due to childhood trauma


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28153352 - 01/23/23 08:01 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Fucks the neighbors dog for shitting in his yard.

poor chihuahua


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28153391 - 01/23/23 08:27 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

not bad for a crackbaby


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28153413 - 01/23/23 08:47 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

His friend gets him a job and introduces and has him work with the coolest employee there that doesn't care how many breaks he takes and gets the guy fired because he's jealous of other employees


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28153424 - 01/23/23 08:59 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Sits around the water cooler Shit talking anybody and acts proud that they work 60+ hours a week because they have no life, hobby, or loved one they like to come home to. Then spends his time at home on Reddit frequenting antiwork/work reform and commenting they’re all low life’s who need to work harder in their life like themselves even though he’s salary and is only diluting his earnings while paying thousands of dollars for health care that he doesn’t use but bitches about everyone being given universal access. Further more he frequently defends billionaires who wouldn’t wipe their ass with his whole body and simps for Elon musk.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28153441 - 01/23/23 09:06 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Quote:

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Sits around the water cooler Shit talking anybody and acts proud that they work 60+ hours a week because they have no life, hobby, or loved one they like to come home to. Then spends his time at home on Reddit frequenting antiwork/work reform and commenting they’re all low life’s who need to work harder in their life like themselves even though he’s salary and is only diluting his earnings while paying thousands of dollars for health care that he doesn’t use but bitches about everyone being given universal access. Further more he frequently defends billionaires who wouldn’t wipe their ass with his whole body and simps for Elon musk.




Jesus Christ how am I supposed to reply to this? If I'm not much of a piece of crap I should just end my life right here now


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28153445 - 01/23/23 09:07 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28153448 - 01/23/23 09:08 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Nobody at his place of employment can figure out why he's such a jerk and can't be respectful and treat anyone normal for 5 seconds. More like an angry five-year-old child to someone gave the responsibilities of an adult and gave a job to. Brown noses so hard when the manager is around they have to literally consider getting a doctor to surgically remove his head from his boss's ass.

It turns out the truth is when he was a child his dad beat him profoundly which is why he grew up to be the asshole he is today.

And he looks up to his dad ironically.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28153529 - 01/23/23 10:06 AM (1 year, 6 days ago)

Do you still get an erection while sitting on Santa's lap


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