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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 3
    #28152670 - 01/22/23 06:56 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

not a funny bone in his body


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 1
    #28152676 - 01/22/23 06:59 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28152677 - 01/22/23 06:59 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28152679 - 01/22/23 06:59 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




:lol: okay i take it back


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28152682 - 01/22/23 07:00 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Never combs his beard
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Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




Bravo


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28152684 - 01/22/23 07:01 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived



It's all in fun. He can't help that he has jokes that elevate dad jokes and 1st grade knock knock jokes to professional comedian levels.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28152687 - 01/22/23 07:02 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Has a mother. Has a father. Obviously.

One day his father finds out his mother is cheating on him. But never catches the person.

One day his father is eating a bowl of oatmeal. He realizes there's there's a bear in his oatmeal. The bear kills him.

His mother flees town with the bear fucking the bear and sucking the Bear's dick.

They catch them both on the road and execute the bear by putting it to sleep in an animal pound and put his mother on death row. At the execution they ask his mother why she did this? She said "I got the idea from an episode of Family Guy."













Wow though. 😋 nasty


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28152689 - 01/22/23 07:05 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I’ve yet to read any of his insults. TLDR


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28152691 - 01/22/23 07:06 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived




:rolleyes: yeah right

And r3v.gurls threads used to be interesting until you started giving her advice

They would be interesting of course only because no one would reply in the thread would fail to exist once she realized she was only talking to herself


Edit: WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT

She would go on for 25 Pages simply if she thought anyone would read like three words of what she says.

DAMN AM I STUPID OR WHAT

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split_by_nine said:
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




:lol: okay i take it back




Damn right you do

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GenericHero said:
Never combs his beard
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




Bravo




Is in a magazine for combing beards

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived



It's all in fun. He can't help that he has jokes that elevate dad jokes and 1st grade knock knock jokes to professional comedian levels.




:shrug:

I never thought of it like that. Wow "professional comedian levels" I'm blushing.

I need to lay off the mom stuff that's for sure but five pages of insults that are only four words each gets pretty boring.

But for sure I pretty much hitting on that same level of dad and mom jokes. I've got to do better than that :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28152698 - 01/22/23 07:08 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
I’ve yet to read any of his insults. TLDR




Have yet to read your obituary. Because you're not dead yet!

:facepalm:

Oh wait that's a compliment. Sorry there's another thread for that

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28148459/page/1/fpart/all


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28152706 - 01/22/23 07:16 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
Has a mother. Has a father. Obviously.

One day his father finds out his mother is cheating on him. But never catches the person.

One day his father is eating a bowl of oatmeal. He realizes there's there's a bear in his oatmeal. The bear kills him.

His mother flees town with the bear fucking the bear and sucking the Bear's dick.

They catch them both on the road and execute the bear by putting it to sleep in an animal pound and put his mother on death row. At the execution they ask his mother why she did this? She said "I got the idea from an episode of Family Guy."


didnt read a word of it









Wow though. 😋 nasty



Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
I’ve yet to read any of his insults. TLDR




Have yet to read your obituary. Because you're not dead yet!

:facepalm:

Oh wait that's a compliment. Sorry there's another thread for that

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28148459/page/1/fpart/all



Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
I’ve yet to read any of his insults. TLDR




Have yet to read your obituary. Because you're not dead yet!

:facepalm:

Oh wait that's a compliment. Sorry there's another thread for that

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28148459/page/1/fpart/all





didnt read a word of it.  wont read a word of it.
Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived




:rolleyes: yeah right

And r3v.gurls threads used to be interesting until you started giving her advice

They would be interesting of course only because no one would reply in the thread would fail to exist once she realized she was only talking to herself


Edit: WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT

She would go on for 25 Pages simply if she thought anyone would read like three words of what she says.

DAMN AM I STUPID OR WHAT

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




:lol: okay i take it back




Damn right you do

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GenericHero said:
Never combs his beard
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
No hope of finding a woman but desperately wants a bunch of kids. Sent his sperm to agar and is about to go to bulk.




Bravo




Is in a magazine for combing beards

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived



It's all in fun. He can't help that he has jokes that elevate dad jokes and 1st grade knock knock jokes to professional comedian levels.




:shrug:

I never thought of it like that. Wow "professional comedian levels" I'm blushing.

I need to lay off the mom stuff that's for sure but five pages of insults that are only four words each gets pretty boring.

But for sure I pretty much hitting on that same level of dad and mom jokes. I've got to do better than that :lol:



Quote:

imachavel said:
Quote:

Hunter hunter said:
I’ve yet to read any of his insults. TLDR




Have yet to read your obituary. Because you're not dead yet!

:facepalm:

Oh wait that's a compliment. Sorry there's another thread for that

https://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/28148459/page/1/fpart/all




nope.. didnt read a word of it.


Edited by BeefSupremeJr (01/22/23 07:17 PM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28152707 - 01/22/23 07:16 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

One day long ago, imachavel is with a group of people in a public place. One person tells a joke to imachavel that goes like this, "how do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?" "Dunno" replies imachavel.
"Whelp, I'll tell ye" says the person.
"Ya jest take the 's' out of 'safe' and the 'f' of of 'way'." "Afe wa-" said imachavel. "Wait, there is no 'f' in 'way'" he continued. Everyone laughed. Imachavel started to laugh too. Not because he understood, he just wanted people to think that he understood. "I gotta go take care of something" imachavel said, excusing himself. He went to the library to do some research on Safeway bags, everyone else went to imachavel's house and fucked his father.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28152716 - 01/22/23 07:24 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived



It's all in fun. He can't help that he has jokes that elevate dad jokes and 1st grade knock knock jokes to professional comedian levels.




if you can call them jokes. his obsession with r3v is pretty cringe


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28152720 - 01/22/23 07:26 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

What's r3v?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
    #28152732 - 01/22/23 07:30 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Do you know why you stink?

So blind people can hate you too.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 2
    #28152734 - 01/22/23 07:31 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

imachavel said:
I need to lay off the mom stuff that's for sure but five pages of insults that are only four words each gets pretty boring.




An insult requires only 3-5 words...anything over 40 is a manifesto of a deranged psycho.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28152738 - 01/22/23 07:35 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

More than 40 words..
Somebody must have gotten a Steven King starter kit for Christmas


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28152748 - 01/22/23 07:39 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Has never read a Stephen King novel. Prefers the Twilight series.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28152754 - 01/22/23 07:45 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

GenericHero said:
One day long ago, imachavel is with a group of people in a public place. One person tells a joke to imachavel that goes like this, "how do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?" "Dunno" replies imachavel.
"Whelp, I'll tell ye" says the person.
"Ya jest take the 's' out of 'safe' and the 'f' of of 'way'." "Afe wa-" said imachavel. "Wait, there is no 'f' in 'way'" he continued. Everyone laughed. Imachavel started to laugh too. Not because he understood, he just wanted people to think that he understood. "I gotta go take care of something" imachavel said, excusing himself. He went to the library to do some research on Safeway bags, everyone else went to imachavel's house and fucked his father.




:handsclap:

Brilliant. Thank you.

Quote:

split_by_nine said:
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Quote:

split_by_nine said:
this thread used to be fun until imachavel arrived



It's all in fun. He can't help that he has jokes that elevate dad jokes and 1st grade knock knock jokes to professional comedian levels.




if you can call them jokes. his obsession with r3v is pretty cringe




Uh uh uh

If anyone is obsessed with r3v its you

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GenericHero said:
What's r3v?




Nothing. Nobody. Absolutely nothing.

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Skinflute said:
Do you know why you stink?

So blind people can hate you too.




That is a good reason. Blind people need to have something to hate too

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Hyebrid said:
Quote:

imachavel said:
I need to lay off the mom stuff that's for sure but five pages of insults that are only four words each gets pretty boring.




An insult requires only 3-5 words...anything over 40 is a manifesto of a deranged psycho.






Quote:

Skinflute said:
More than 40 words..
Somebody must have gotten a Steven King starter kit for Christmas




Christmas for me sucked. Instead of a Stephen King starter kit you got to listen to generic hero sister complain for 4 hours about how her brother's dick wasn't as big as mine.

There. I think that's 40 words


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28152759 - 01/22/23 07:48 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Has never read a Stephen King novel. Prefers the Twilight series.




Prefers a teen girls guide to getting off. And the paperback version not the E read


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