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The Blind Ass
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 2
#28152418 - 01/22/23 03:39 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Pickle Rick said: does heroic doses at funerals and tries to chat up the widow
This is not too far off from something I’d consider doing.
I did shrooms at my friend’s wedding. I was the best man. He did not know I was shroomin.
I did the same, also as best man, but used some LSD instead of boomers. Half a tab iirc. Best wedding ever (that I've been to).
Oh...insults...right...
Gets hair implanted into his feet regularly b/c his online shroomery identity is now his real life identity. They were never hairy by nature. It was all a lie.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#28152436 - 01/22/23 03:50 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Skinflute said: God ruined a perfectly good asshole, when he put teeth in your mouth.

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The Blind Ass said:
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Smellyhobbit said:
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Pickle Rick said: does heroic doses at funerals and tries to chat up the widow
This is not too far off from something I’d consider doing.
I did shrooms at my friend’s wedding. I was the best man. He did not know I was shroomin.
I did the same, also as best man, but used some LSD instead of boomers. Half a tab iirc. Best wedding ever (that I've been to).
Oh...insults...right...
Gets hair implanted into his feet regularly b/c his online shroomery identity is now his real life identity. They were never hairy by nature. It was all a lie.
During the last election he went to Joe Biden voting booths and blew people and licked their asshole to get them to vote for Donald Trump. Then he went to Donald Trump voting boost and did the same thing blew their cock and licked their asshole to get them to vote for Joe Biden.
Later on it was asked why he wanted to sway the vote in favor of both presidents. The obvious answer was he was paid money by certain parties to sway the votes but realized he could get paid more money to sway the votes for both parties.
Was later asked again is the corrupt party that paid him the sway the votes would probably continue to pay him more throughout the year to create dirt and bad campaign rhetoric against said party they wanted to lose and they still think that he could have made more money if he would have just swayed the votes in one favor and not gotten paid twice by two different party smear campaigners and why he did what he did?
When asked if he just actually wanted to lick assholes and suck people's nuts he replies "I will answer this question later but first I think you know maybe we should talk about this for a minute....
..... of course after I suck your balls and lick your asshole."
this guy man is quite convincing
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
#28152439 - 01/22/23 03:52 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Screwup said: Calls his fiancé she even though she’s preop and packing bigger meat than him
Is the person running out the back door whenever the other guy's coming home. Is quite jealous of his fiance that is pre op as he has been going over taking that big meat up his ass well the other guys out working.
For shame
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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28152442 - 01/22/23 03:54 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Is Joe Biden's double, coked out Joe Biden (not the sleepy rambling real Joe Biden)
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 1
#28152487 - 01/22/23 04:43 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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I bet your mom doesn’t put your coloring pages on the fridge
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The Blind Ass
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28152491 - 01/22/23 04:49 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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imachavel said:
..... of course after I suck your balls and lick your asshole."
this guy man is quite convincing
You might just know me a little tooo well...
Welp, afterfall...I did learn from the best! *cough* imashovel *cough*
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28152508 - 01/22/23 04:59 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Is proud of it
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Skinflute said: I bet your mom doesn’t put your coloring pages on the fridge
And you
Your mom did put your coloring pages on the fridge. You're coloring pages were you colored in the faces of your favorite boyfriends.
Anyway what did your mom care? As long as your mom put your coloring pages on the fridge she called herself a good mom while your teacher was over there at night licking her pubic hair well she gurgled his cock juice
I guess you pretty much raised yourself. I'd give you credit 
But you raise yourself to be an autistic piece of shit retard. You weren't a very good parent. And your mom? She was really only good at parenting when she was playing Mommy to some guy shoving his cock in her ass because Mommy needs attention too
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28152509 - 01/22/23 05:01 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Creates an entire thesis of a fuckin story for an insult thinking anyone on this site is going to read what he shits out of his ass into the forum
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
#28152525 - 01/22/23 05:10 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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How is your uncle doing? The one who used to touch you as a child
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] 3
#28152528 - 01/22/23 05:13 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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hows your nephew?
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28152531 - 01/22/23 05:16 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Is skinflutes nephew. Poor guy...
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 1
#28152557 - 01/22/23 05:46 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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well played for a guy born with a cleft butthole
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28152562 - 01/22/23 05:50 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Is the actual nephew of Uncle Ben
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
#28152565 - 01/22/23 05:51 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Cannot accurately explain to me who Uncle Ben is
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28152569 - 01/22/23 05:55 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Heavily oils the few strands of hair left on his head
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Skinflute
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr] 1
#28152577 - 01/22/23 06:00 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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BeefSupremeJr said: well played for a guy born with a cleft butthole
That's Funny
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28152614 - 01/22/23 06:21 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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BeefSupremeJr said: well played for a guy born with a cleft butthole
 
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BeefSupremeJr said: well played for a guy born with a cleft butthole
That's Funny
Is funny looking
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] 1
#28152638 - 01/22/23 06:36 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Hopes their distracting avatar makes up for a lack of personality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GenericHero]
#28152652 - 01/22/23 06:46 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Your flushes are smaller than a novice doing their first BRF Tek
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
#28152668 - 01/22/23 06:55 PM (1 year, 7 days ago) |
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Needs to resort to mentioning how he grows drugs better than someone else to come up with a decent insult.
Meanwhile has spent his whole life as an orphan. But his real mother just discovered where he actually is. And is suing him for millions of dollars for defamation.
And she is winning in court. While she's in jail. She's in jail also for smoking crack because she's pregnant with his little brother.
His mother is such a whore she had not met her son her whole life but the second she did she fucked his best friend.
yeah yeah go on about how I can't say something funny unless I write an overly long story
But you got burned
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I did not say to edit my signature soulidarity! Now forever I will never remember what I said about understanding the secrets of the universe by paying attention to subtleties!
I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
Edited by imachavel (01/22/23 06:55 PM)
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