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OfflineIma TrooperS
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
    #28151898 - 01/22/23 10:28 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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Nonagon said:
Isn’t aware of the camera on his toothbrush



Doesn't even own a toothbrush because it's "not natural". Claims everyone else is "too sensitive" when they complain about his horrible halitosis.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #28151940 - 01/22/23 10:48 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

the most money he ever spent was purchasing a life-like sexdoll he would legally marry if he could


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28151951 - 01/22/23 10:56 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Is holding out for the newer improved AI model.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid]
    #28152069 - 01/22/23 11:59 AM (1 year, 7 days ago)

The new AI model will marry you and pound your anus.

Unfortunately for both of you this is something neither of your wives will do.

Fortunately for me both your mom's and sisters will do this for me. But it doesn't matter I don't need them to do this for me I'm not obsessed with having an AI model that will marry me and pound my anus.

I'm happy with each of your mom's and sisters coming over at 3 in the morning licking my balls making me a sandwich and letting me pound their anus.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28152075 - 01/22/23 12:02 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Is the person always telling a long ass story and everyone around him goes β€œwow” β€œthats crazy” β€œwow” or when showing a video they found in the internet gets β€œcool”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28152078 - 01/22/23 12:04 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Takes expired coupons to the grocery store just to argue and hold up the line when they won’t take them.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28152087 - 01/22/23 12:07 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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Is the person always telling a long ass story and everyone around him goes β€œwow” β€œthats crazy” β€œwow” or when showing a video they found in the internet gets β€œcool”



Is a subject matter expert on iamchavel, and has dedicated the majority of his adult life learning the insides and outs of this man.

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Smellyhobbit said:
Takes expired coupons to the grocery store just to argue and hold up the line when they won’t take them.



Does the same thing with a check book.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28152102 - 01/22/23 12:11 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Runs computer repair scams on the elderly for the love of the game. Spends the money on PokΓ©mon cards he doesn’t even want.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28152165 - 01/22/23 12:47 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

does heroic doses at funerals and tries to chat up the widow


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28152170 - 01/22/23 12:48 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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Pickle Rick said:
does heroic doses at funerals and tries to chat up the widow



This is not too far off from something I’d consider doing.

I did shrooms at my friend’s wedding. I was the best man. He did not know I was shroomin.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28152198 - 01/22/23 01:06 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Do you still wipe back to front, then complain about yeast infections?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28152200 - 01/22/23 01:07 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

I wipe side to side and complain about YOUR rotten smell.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28152205 - 01/22/23 01:10 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

You put your thumb in your ass and claim it's for research.
we all know you are checking for worms


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28152257 - 01/22/23 01:52 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

You just.....

You just......

I can't beat any of this. It's pretty good


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28152260 - 01/22/23 01:53 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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Screwup said:
Quote:

Northerner said:
Can't decide what gender to tick on forms because he ate too many shrooms



Makes thinly veiled racist comments and thinks people being quiet around them when he says it means they agree



doesn't know what racism is


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: KetaminePeen]
    #28152282 - 01/22/23 02:09 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Had to put tape on his asshole as a young kid to get tested for parasites


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup] * 1
    #28152284 - 01/22/23 02:10 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

God ruined a perfectly good asshole, when he put teeth in your mouth.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute] * 1
    #28152299 - 01/22/23 02:20 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Thinks foreplay is where you verbally or physically abuse your lover as they learned from their parents


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28152334 - 01/22/23 02:46 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

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Screwup said:
Thinks foreplay is where you verbally or physically abuse your lover as they learned from their parents




My father would beat me with an empty bottle if I did not bring him a fresh beer quickly enough.
Have not tried this with my fiance yet, as I am afraid she will beat my ass :wink:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Skinflute]
    #28152364 - 01/22/23 03:03 PM (1 year, 7 days ago)

Calls his fiancΓ© she even though she’s preop and packing bigger meat than him


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