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OfflineHyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28149941 - 01/21/23 02:31 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

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Gave me his mom's phone number so I can go on a date with her. It turns out the phone number calls up some location way down in New Zealand after you dial like 25 numbers she answers and invite you over there. It turns out she really really wanted to get away from her son.





Willing to go all the way to New Zealand for some nookie when the bar down the street would suffice.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149946 - 01/21/23 02:38 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Goes to the bar down the street every night. The bar being Xanax.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28150024 - 01/21/23 05:03 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

watches the xanax dealer on the corner out the window of the gay bar with a bear hangin out his back side


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28150047 - 01/21/23 05:42 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Walks around in public with a little jeweled buttplug in his asshole all day even though it hurts because deep down he doesn't think he deserves love


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #28150207 - 01/21/23 08:29 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

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Hyebrid said:
Quote:

imachavel said:
Gave me his mom's phone number so I can go on a date with her. It turns out the phone number calls up some location way down in New Zealand after you dial like 25 numbers she answers and invite you over there. It turns out she really really wanted to get away from her son.





Willing to go all the way to New Zealand for some nookie when the bar down the street would suffice.




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Smellyhobbit said:
Goes to the bar down the street every night. The bar being Xanax.




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Pickle Rick said:
watches the xanax dealer on the corner out the window of the gay bar with a bear hangin out his back side




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Ima Trooper said:
Walks around in public with a little jeweled buttplug in his asshole all day even though it hurts because deep down he doesn't think he deserves love




:trololol:

Laughing fucking uncontrollably! You guys are hilarious.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ima Trooper]
    #28150209 - 01/21/23 08:30 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

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Ima Trooper said:
Walks around in public with a little jeweled buttplug in his asshole all day even though it hurts because deep down he doesn't think he deserves love




Is constantly committing crimes just to end up in jail to visit his boyfriend. I guess you do deserve a love deep down inside. And prison is the place for deep down inside


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28150219 - 01/21/23 08:33 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Should be jailed indefinitely for the betterment of our species


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon] * 1
    #28150243 - 01/21/23 08:47 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Is known in his community as “that guy”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28150245 - 01/21/23 08:50 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Joined a gang so he can kill little kids


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28150323 - 01/21/23 10:08 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Probably doesn't even lift bro


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28150336 - 01/21/23 10:13 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Drinks vodka with his pre workout


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Screwup]
    #28150339 - 01/21/23 10:14 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

You don't know me, you don't know me!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow]
    #28150342 - 01/21/23 10:16 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

In the great words of johann sebastian bach "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me :rockman:"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: spirit_shadow] * 1
    #28150388 - 01/21/23 10:55 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Did you do what they told ya? Yeah this guy always does what they told ya.

On his knees


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28150396 - 01/21/23 11:03 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Is Ron Jeremys shorter, fatter, balder, and less endowed twin brother Don Jeremy. Talks dirty the same way though.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hyebrid] * 1
    #28150417 - 01/21/23 11:18 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Regardless. Wishes he was me. Would still be much better off than the predicament of being him on any daily basis


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28150422 - 01/21/23 11:21 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Has to wake up every morning and still endure the reality of being who he is, reflection in the mirror and all.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28150441 - 01/21/23 11:39 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Drinks Coca Cola instead of Pepsi and admits its simply so he can be more popular. Around other men boys. Reflect on that


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28150443 - 01/21/23 11:40 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

"english is not his first language", is what someone would think reading his posts


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28150471 - 01/21/23 11:56 AM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Teaches English pretty well. To stupid slut whores that fuck married men with children. Good with vocabulary and sentence structure and thesis centrality. Not too big on morals and ethics. You can't teach a slut English anyway. The only word she understands is "penis."


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