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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: KetaminePeen]
    #28149643 - 01/20/23 09:22 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

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Sucks at the guitar





accurate- but fuck your shit I bet you suck at cooking

as for smellyhobbit

your runescape gf is a 37 year old chinese man who fondles people on the train



My RS girlfriend is also my literal GF who is also a 40 year old Chinese man so there.

^^is the person who pisses EVERYWHERE in public bathrooms.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28149650 - 01/20/23 09:28 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

His sister came over the other night and made me delicious pasta with vegetables and pesto sauce a la primavera. It was wonderful then I fucked her all night long. She put on porn and we watch porn together and then she made me a delicious dessert a la flambe I won't even describe it it's too hard it contains vanilla and cinnamon and dark and white chocolate. Then she did this thing that it was just incredible with your tongue. Right there at that point she told me "I learned this one from my brother" which horrified and disgusted me. But nonetheless I was just like oh what the hell and fucked her one more time anyway and then sent her home with a case of beer a couple of really cool DVDs and a new trick she can teach whoever told her that last trick. You can thank me for that. You disgusting incest loving mother fucker.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28149654 - 01/20/23 09:31 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Writes romance novels with Fabio on the cover


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149655 - 01/20/23 09:32 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Needs to swallow gravel to digest food. Like a bird.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149666 - 01/20/23 09:45 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Just generally really cheap. Offers to take all his friends out to dinner and pay for like $400 bucks of food. Ends up going out and always says he left his card at home and his friends end up paying. This also usually occurs at Burger King more often than not.


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28149669 - 01/20/23 09:50 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Absorbs all his energy from laying on rocks in the sun like a weird plant lizard


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
    #28149671 - 01/20/23 09:52 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

cant lose something you never had

:douchewink:


makes and holds eye contact with women that breastfeed in public


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149673 - 01/20/23 09:54 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Walks up to tables at restaurants and licks the rim of their glass before skipping on the check


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149678 - 01/20/23 10:04 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

Breeds Black Widows and places the eggs in random hookups headboard.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28149703 - 01/20/23 10:42 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

if you were a beverage, youd be tap-water from a garden hose.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28149704 - 01/20/23 10:46 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

if you were a beverage, youd be cloudy urine from a seasoned vagrant


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28149707 - 01/20/23 10:51 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

if you were a fluid, youd be bum cum.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
    #28149708 - 01/20/23 10:53 PM (1 year, 9 days ago)

if you were a fluid, youd be found in an old woman's colostomy bag


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28149712 - 01/20/23 10:58 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

If you were a smell, you'd be burning catpiss.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr] * 2
    #28149713 - 01/20/23 11:00 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

if you were a man, youd be caitlyn jenner.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149736 - 01/20/23 11:21 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

If you were a man you’d still be exactly who you are today.


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A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28149738 - 01/20/23 11:22 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

:mindblown:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28149741 - 01/20/23 11:23 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

:bashful:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28149742 - 01/20/23 11:24 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

Quote:

Smellyhobbit said:
Quote:

KetaminePeen said:
Quote:

Hyebrid said:
Sucks at the guitar





accurate- but fuck your shit I bet you suck at cooking

as for smellyhobbit

your runescape gf is a 37 year old chinese man who fondles people on the train



My RS girlfriend is also my literal GF who is also a 40 year old Chinese man so there.

^^is the person who pisses EVERYWHERE in public bathrooms.



are you following me?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28149744 - 01/20/23 11:24 PM (1 year, 8 days ago)

if you were a man, youd be imachavel


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