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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: KetaminePeen]
#28149643 - 01/20/23 09:22 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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KetaminePeen said:
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Hyebrid said: Sucks at the guitar

accurate- but fuck your shit I bet you suck at cooking
as for smellyhobbit
your runescape gf is a 37 year old chinese man who fondles people on the train
My RS girlfriend is also my literal GF who is also a 40 year old Chinese man so there.
^^is the person who pisses EVERYWHERE in public bathrooms.
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imachavel
I loved and lost but I loved-ftw



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28149650 - 01/20/23 09:28 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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His sister came over the other night and made me delicious pasta with vegetables and pesto sauce a la primavera. It was wonderful then I fucked her all night long. She put on porn and we watch porn together and then she made me a delicious dessert a la flambe I won't even describe it it's too hard it contains vanilla and cinnamon and dark and white chocolate. Then she did this thing that it was just incredible with your tongue. Right there at that point she told me "I learned this one from my brother" which horrified and disgusted me. But nonetheless I was just like oh what the hell and fucked her one more time anyway and then sent her home with a case of beer a couple of really cool DVDs and a new trick she can teach whoever told her that last trick. You can thank me for that. You disgusting incest loving mother fucker.
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Hyebrid
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28149654 - 01/20/23 09:31 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Writes romance novels with Fabio on the cover
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28149655 - 01/20/23 09:32 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Needs to swallow gravel to digest food. Like a bird.
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28149666 - 01/20/23 09:45 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Just generally really cheap. Offers to take all his friends out to dinner and pay for like $400 bucks of food. Ends up going out and always says he left his card at home and his friends end up paying. This also usually occurs at Burger King more often than not.
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Nonagon
Bacon frying, sparrows chirping


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28149669 - 01/20/23 09:50 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Absorbs all his energy from laying on rocks in the sun like a weird plant lizard
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
#28149671 - 01/20/23 09:52 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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cant lose something you never had

makes and holds eye contact with women that breastfeed in public
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28149673 - 01/20/23 09:54 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Walks up to tables at restaurants and licks the rim of their glass before skipping on the check
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Hunter hunter
See er


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28149678 - 01/20/23 10:04 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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Breeds Black Widows and places the eggs in random hookups headboard.
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
#28149703 - 01/20/23 10:42 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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if you were a beverage, youd be tap-water from a garden hose.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28149704 - 01/20/23 10:46 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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if you were a beverage, youd be cloudy urine from a seasoned vagrant
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28149707 - 01/20/23 10:51 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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if you were a fluid, youd be bum cum.
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr]
#28149708 - 01/20/23 10:53 PM (1 year, 9 days ago) |
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if you were a fluid, youd be found in an old woman's colostomy bag
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BeefSupremeJr
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#28149712 - 01/20/23 10:58 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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If you were a smell, you'd be burning catpiss.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: BeefSupremeJr] 2
#28149713 - 01/20/23 11:00 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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if you were a man, youd be caitlyn jenner.
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28149736 - 01/20/23 11:21 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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If you were a man you’d still be exactly who you are today.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28149738 - 01/20/23 11:22 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28149741 - 01/20/23 11:23 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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KetaminePeen
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] 1
#28149742 - 01/20/23 11:24 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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Quote:
Smellyhobbit said:
Quote:
KetaminePeen said:
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Hyebrid said: Sucks at the guitar

accurate- but fuck your shit I bet you suck at cooking
as for smellyhobbit
your runescape gf is a 37 year old chinese man who fondles people on the train
My RS girlfriend is also my literal GF who is also a 40 year old Chinese man so there.
^^is the person who pisses EVERYWHERE in public bathrooms.
are you following me?
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split_by_nine
i am the liquor

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28149744 - 01/20/23 11:24 PM (1 year, 8 days ago) |
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if you were a man, youd be imachavel
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