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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Mystikal]
    #28108243 - 12/22/22 06:15 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Dick more limp than Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Gray Hound]
    #28108317 - 12/22/22 07:56 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Dick more limp than Charlie Brown’s Christmas tree




Let this thread die in a nearly 3 weeks later tries to revive it to sound cool

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Shoves oats and grains up his ass. Pukes them out his mouth. Than feeds them to his guests.

Claims to do the work of jesus.





Does not appreciate the work of Jesus


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28108320 - 12/22/22 08:02 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Thinks Jesus is a thing


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28108341 - 12/22/22 08:28 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

called his Chihuahua "Jesus"... taught Jesus to hump random people's legs


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28108352 - 12/22/22 08:43 AM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Dude so short he went to the mall to take a picture with Santa and they told him to get his elvish ass back to work.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28108659 - 12/22/22 12:33 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Likes to hire illegally short Elven workers he finds in the back of a mall


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28108738 - 12/22/22 01:26 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Tiny Tim looking mf so poor I saw him kicking a can down the street, asked what he was doing, he said “moving”.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28108748 - 12/22/22 01:33 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Thinks Mexican is a race.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28108774 - 12/22/22 01:47 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Has used that same insult in the past


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28108781 - 12/22/22 01:51 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Teacher handed all of his papers back face down. With twice as much sense this dude would still be a half-wit. Stupid mf couldn’t tell his left from his right if he had three guesses.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28108829 - 12/22/22 02:40 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

When asked if he was drinking red wine or white one he said “I don’t know.”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28108845 - 12/22/22 02:51 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Only exercise this morbidly obese motherfucker gets is chasing down a taco truck. Dude’s girlfriend so fat she left the house in high heels, came home in flip flops.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28108887 - 12/22/22 03:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Tiny Tim looking mf so poor I saw him kicking a can down the street, asked what he was doing, he said “moving”.




Use jokes that haven't been funny to me since the 5th grade.

Show me kicking a can down the street asked me what I was doing I said "moving"

But I saw him light up a cigarette put it on the concrete I asked him what he was doing and he said "all 40 people in my trailer need to make this thing last all night. I can't be getting greeting smoking the whole thing now can I?"

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Teacher handed all of his papers back face down. With twice as much sense this dude would still be a half-wit. Stupid mf couldn’t tell his left from his right if he had three guesses.




Insult someone that has grades. Better than anything he can say.

I want to sell this dude rip a piece of paper the size of his thumb off the end of a newspaper. I asked him what he was doing he said "Us trailer folk have to get our education somehow. This is a full night of reading right here!"

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When asked if he was drinking red wine or white one he said “I don’t know.”




Insults people that can afford wine. Who made you taste tester of the year?

If this person can get a job and afford a Budweiser then I'll give him a little more credit

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Only exercise this morbidly obese motherfucker gets is chasing down a taco truck. Dude’s girlfriend so fat she left the house in high heels, came home in flip flops.




Insults people that have girlfriends and whose girlfriends have shoes. He tried to tell me one time how trailer park both date each other. I asked him to stop the story before he starts describing how he has sex with his mom.

He cut me off and said "sometimes I get the dog confused with my mom and vice versa."

I give him props for getting laid though


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28108898 - 12/22/22 03:34 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Ugly mf looks and the mirror and his reflection turns away in disgust. Dudes face so busted his portraits hang themselves


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28108908 - 12/22/22 03:44 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Has found a way to adequately and clearly explain what Down’s Syndrome is to people who have it just so they can live the rest of their lives understanding why they are the way that they are without having the power to change it.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28108921 - 12/22/22 03:57 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

I gave this guy a cookie and he was all like “eww, oatmeal raisin? I thought this was chocolate chip.”

I’m just like, dude I gave you a fucking cookie. What an asshole


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28108942 - 12/22/22 04:15 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

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Ugly mf looks and the mirror and his reflection turns away in disgust. Dudes face so busted his portraits hang themselves





INCREDIBLE :thumbup: I LOVE IT

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Has found a way to adequately and clearly explain what Down’s Syndrome is to people who have it just so they can live the rest of their lives understanding why they are the way that they are without having the power to change it.





Man LOL what an asshole

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I gave this guy a cookie and he was all like “eww, oatmeal raisin? I thought this was chocolate chip.”

I’m just like, dude I gave you a fucking cookie. What an asshole




Only has oatmeal raisin cookies and never has chocolate chips. Gave someone an oatmeal raisin cookie once and they were allergic their face swell up and they got all red and they almost died they couldn't breathe. All he could do was insulting for not being gracious. If he had chocolate chip this never would have happened to begin with.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28108961 - 12/22/22 04:32 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Eats jello with a fork and gets visibly pissed when he can’t seem to get it all out of the cup.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28109028 - 12/22/22 05:23 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

Motherfucker so bald you can see what’s on his mind


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28109031 - 12/22/22 05:26 PM (1 year, 1 month ago)

All sack, no balls. All head, no shaft.


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