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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28065361 - 11/22/22 10:54 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has osteoporosis


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065411 - 11/22/22 11:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Truly enjoys munging.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28065531 - 11/23/22 02:28 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sucks and fucks


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Whyterye] * 1
    #28065539 - 11/23/22 02:48 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

That's a compliment.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28065547 - 11/23/22 03:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Told me I'm basically nothing. Told me my family, friends, job, taste in  music, art, movie choices, lifestyle and sexual preference are nothing but garbage. Treated me with the respect you would give a dog. Is that the only reason you give me a compliment is that I come and practically lick his feet otherwise I'm Just a Nobody to be spit on and beaten and insulted as though I am too stupid to fetch a ball. This person prefers treating humans more than like they are bags of garbage and trash can to be used and disposed of it is will when he pleases and then like they are actually humans.

Turns out he's just an orphan. No family friends or wife. Really grew up in different foster homes I wasn't adopted truly until he was 15 and at that it was by a crime Lord in South America posing is a really good stable American family only kidnap him and bring him down to a cocaine Factory in Bolivia or when he wasn't making cocaine he was a little dancing whore boy for cartel leaders.

Goes to show you who a person really is when they put you down huh?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065549 - 11/23/22 03:28 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Has osteoporosis




This guy likes to get jobs on the ticket line at his local Burger King. He likes to shove the frozen french fries up his ass before he puts them in the fryer. Then he enjoys taking a break and eating those same french fries. After work he often goes to the back with big bags of french fries that he showed up his ass before frying and hands them out to homeless crackheads. I guess it's a have it your way kind of day. That is if that's what you consider having it your way.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28065570 - 11/23/22 04:29 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Seriously overdeveloped sense of burn.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28065614 - 11/23/22 05:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

makes his girl eat corn before anal


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28065690 - 11/23/22 07:18 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)



Just wants an oil change


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28065717 - 11/23/22 07:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has such serious psychological issues that he can't talk about that it bubbles over inexplicably onto those closest to him and manifests itself in some really weird ways and gets super nasty to them and flip flops back and forth between nice and totally rotten for days on end and will only explain why they are justified to act so shitty and when the psychological episode ends they act like normal and pretend it never happened... pretends the other person is the cause for them behaving abusively and starts the whole thing over again if they bring it up after the switch flips again


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28065866 - 11/23/22 10:15 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Northerner said:
Seriously overdeveloped sense of burn.




Too much huh?

Okay let's switch to compliments

Asks the girl what kind of condom she would prefer before he rapes her and what hospital she would prefer for trauma treatment and what jail she would prefer he go to. Also ask how long he should be inside her?

Wait until she stops crying and then says "Happy Halloween!" Releases her at which point she regains control of her arms and reaches in a purse grabs a Glock and blows his face off. The last thing he mutters before he loses consciousness and exits this world is

"Sorry I ended up bleeding on you. I hope your life turns out okay."

Then she laughs "oh wow you got me. Best Halloween ever!"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28065868 - 11/23/22 10:19 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Egon_Spengler said:


Just wants an oil change




Plays the stock market in wins Big. I'm talking really big uses all The Insider information and makes like $10 million.

Becomes incredibly materialistic and can't stop playing the stock market for more money. Makes millions and millions more. But only dates superficial ad models.

After years of having kids with each of these girls that takes the kids away so he can never see them again once they release they can't get any more money from him divorcing him without a prenuptial he realizes life is nothing but fake people only care about money and have no respect for work ethic and jumps off the roof of the building he was doing the stock trading in on Wall Street.

A Buddhist monk walks up to him and says "that's too bad. Today I was walking into his office to teach him how to meditate for free. Everlasting peace and enlightenment was about to become him. But damn if only I gotten here like 5 minutes earlier."


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
    #28065870 - 11/23/22 10:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Pickle Rick said:
makes his girl eat corn before anal




Opened opened a vegan restaurant. The rules are nobody in this restaurant is allowed to eat meat even on their brake even in the break room. On his break however he goes across the street to the Burger King and gets Burgers all day then goes in the bathroom and smokes crack. Then heads back to his restaurant lecturing the customers and staff about how wrong it is to kill animals. At night he goes back home and opens a gallon of milk drinks a good bit and then slaps and spits the milk out on her face for wearing clothes that have animal products


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28065872 - 11/23/22 10:25 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesn’t have the type of head that looks good bald. Is balding.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065876 - 11/23/22 10:27 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

developed a love for fucking goats since the war in iraq


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28065877 - 11/23/22 10:29 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Eats rat tails


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065888 - 11/23/22 10:40 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Pisses into the wind


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28065892 - 11/23/22 10:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has a profile pic that is way cooler than he’ll ever be in real life


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28065919 - 11/23/22 11:07 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Judges people based on their profile pics. The true profile pic is within


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28065926 - 11/23/22 11:16 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

pretends to be deep and spiritual so he can bang underaged hippy chix


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