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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: CJD] * 1
    #28063980 - 11/21/22 08:47 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Pfft, as if.

Get a load of this pea-brained loser with a lousy physique, everybody.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28063983 - 11/21/22 08:50 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Actually very much admires his physique and would know because he watches him in the shower. And he has been ever since the third grade when he first realized he's excited by such actions and also realized had to be a little shit that makes opposite comments disguised as compliments


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 2
    #28063986 - 11/21/22 08:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Imachavel, Hunter hunter and CJD go into a bar and order a beer. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints. Imachavel looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and fussily demands a new one. Hunter hunter waves the fly away, shrugs, and takes a long drink. CJD reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes it about while yelling, "Spit it out, you filthy bastard! Spit it out!"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28064000 - 11/21/22 08:57 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28064046 - 11/21/22 09:15 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Rusty and Smelly rent a boat on a lake for a fishing trip. After fishing around for hours at various places around the lake and having no luck, they decided to try one last spot before calling it quits. Suddenly the fish start biting and they caught their limit in the last half hour.

Rusty said, “Hey we should mark this spot, so next time we will know where to come first”

“Great idea,” sad Smelly, who takes out a can of spray paint and makes a large X on the floor of the boat to mark the spot.

Pissed, Rusty shouts, “why the hell would you do that, you dummy? Now anyone who rents this boat will know where to fish.”


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28064083 - 11/21/22 09:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Egon Spengler is at work one day and decides to quit but first decides to harass his boss for extra money a year's salary exactly otherwise he'll rat to the IRS that his boss has been fucking prostitutes with the company credit card. He also threatens a sexual harassment charge if the guy additionally can't prove that he didn't offer him a blowjob to not rat out on the prostitutes the boss was using paying with a company credit card.

Meanwhile he's been hitting on his daughter's friend who's a cheerleader and she's underage and his wife has been out fucking this real estate dork.

Unemployed he decides to go to his local fast food establishment and apply for a job. They say that only Burger flipping is available and nothing managerial but they think he's way overqualified for the position. He says "sure I would like the least amount of responsibility possible."

One day while his daughter is out with his neighbor drug dealer watching him film a bag floating in the Wind with a camera he is at work and his wife drives up with that real estate dork she's fucking and orders two burgers. They pull up to the window and the husband (aka Egon Spengler) working in a fast food establishment instead of the high-end job catches them making out. The manager comes up in the wife asks if it's any of her business but Egon says "actually she's the manager it is her business."

Then Egon looks at her and says "its ok honey I want you to be happy." She tells him to "stop!" And he says to her "no you don't get to tell me what to do ever again."

Then later he gets his brains blown out by his neighbors dad the one who sells them weed because the dad is jealous he's not a faggot even though the dad is a xenophobic homophobic homosexual hater but is secretly gay and thinks his son is giving him a blowjob while he's lifting weights and this happens right after the dad almost fucks his daughter's underage friend


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


Edited by imachavel (11/22/22 07:59 AM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28064146 - 11/21/22 09:59 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Lol, I could not figure out where this was going til you got to the bag floating part. I haven’t seen that shitty movie in years. Is it as bad as I remember?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28064174 - 11/21/22 10:37 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

The 3 of you rent a hotel/. It’s 30$. You decide to split it 3 ways.  10 , 10 , 10.  = 30

The bellhop knocks on the door. 

Sorry the room was only 25$.

He hands egon 5 one dollar bills. 

Egon take’s the 5 one dollar bills.  He takes one and hands one dollar to each of his friends.

1, 1, 1= 3. 

He has 2$ left over. 

1+1+1 =3

He Couldn’t split the 2 dollars equally.  So he gives the 2$ as a tip to the bellhop.

Now they all spent And 9$.

10-1=9


9*3=27

So they spent 27$ and gave the other 2$ for a tip.

9+9+9=27


They each spent 9$ which was 27$

And gave the 2$ extra for a tip.

9 times 3 equals 27 plus 2 equals 29.

Where did the other dollar go?




  Egon too stupid to figure it out.



9+9+9=27  plus 2$ tip = 29.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28064386 - 11/22/22 07:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Talks a lot about math in here but then doesn't seem to give a shit about his students when they want him to tutor them. Instead ignores them and gets on a website called the shroomery. And starts writing about math while his students are sitting there asking for help.

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Egon_Spengler said:
Lol, I could not figure out where this was going til you got to the bag floating part. I haven’t seen that shitty movie in years. Is it as bad as I remember?





Doesn't like Kevin Spacy. Very sad


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28064392 - 11/22/22 08:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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The 3 of you rent a hotel/. It’s 30$. You decide to split it 3 ways.  10 , 10 , 10.  = 30

The bellhop knocks on the door. 

Sorry the room was only 25$.

He hands egon 5 one dollar bills. 

Egon take’s the 5 one dollar bills.  He takes one and hands one dollar to each of his friends.

1, 1, 1= 3. 

He has 2$ left over. 

1+1+1 =3

He Couldn’t split the 2 dollars equally.  So he gives the 2$ as a tip to the bellhop.

Now they all spent And 9$.

10-1=9


9*3=27

So they spent 27$ and gave the other 2$ for a tip.

9+9+9=27


They each spent 9$ which was 27$

And gave the 2$ extra for a tip.

9 times 3 equals 27 plus 2 equals 29.

Where did the other dollar go?




  Egon too stupid to figure it out.



9+9+9=27  plus 2$ tip = 29.



Who stole the dollar
:fuckthisshit:
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Ice9]
    #28064405 - 11/22/22 08:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Probably Egon. He acted like he was too stupid to understand that $30 - $2 is actually not $27 just because they split everything up $9 a person and then gave a $2 tip to the Bell person.

But actually Egon is greedy and the most likely thief. Remember they didn't pay him much in Ghostbusters.

Edit: Egon is a greedy guy. If you give him $100,000,000 he would still try and take another dollar because he's never happy until he has everyone's money.


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Edited by imachavel (11/22/22 10:35 AM)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28064800 - 11/22/22 02:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Tiptoes past the medicine cabinet so he doesn’t inconsiderately wake up the sleeping pills


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28064805 - 11/22/22 02:10 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

is loud as fuck in the middle of the night when everyone is sleeping, doesn't give a fuck if he wakes everyone up in the process


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28064806 - 11/22/22 02:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Shits with the door open at other people’s houses


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064809 - 11/22/22 02:12 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

always wipes only once after taking a shit, regardless of how much shit is on the tp


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336] * 2
    #28064812 - 11/22/22 02:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Died a preventable death when he failed to dial 911, because he couldn’t find the eleven


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28064813 - 11/22/22 02:15 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

calls the cops on his neighbors for uncut grass or oil stains on the street


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28064815 - 11/22/22 02:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Always complains about there being nothing to eat after buying $300+ in food at the grocery store.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28064821 - 11/22/22 02:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

that's cuz its always the same exact broke ass nka shit that i always buy cuz i can't afford the good shit... :sad: :lol:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28064823 - 11/22/22 02:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Same.


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