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InvisiblePickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
    #28060991 - 11/20/22 12:39 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

quit the ghostbusters when he was told he couldn't use ectoplasm as lube anymore


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28061179 - 11/20/22 06:37 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Rusty2096 said:
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^A Newfie had caught two lobsters and was walking home along the coast ...
... when Egon, a filthy cop, drove by and saw him. Egon pulled over and stopped the man.

"Sir, are you aware it's not lobster season, and it's illegal to fish lobsters?"

"Me son," the Newfie said. "I didn't fish 'em. Deez lobsters are me pets."

"Sir, no one keeps lobsters as pets. I'll have to issue a fine unless you can prove your claim."

"Well, I's had 'em since they was babes. Trained 'em meself, I did. I can lets 'em go play, and when I calls 'em they comes right back to me."

The cop, Egon, disbelieving the man, allowed him to demonstrate. The Newfie put the lobsters on the sand and said "Go 'n play, me b'ys".

The lobsters immediately turned and crawled down into the water. Amazed, the cop blinked in amazement.

"That's incredible! I've never seen anything like it! Now call them back."

The Newfie turned with a sly smile and said, "Call what back?




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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28061185 - 11/20/22 06:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

First kiss was a frozen cod fish

Still waiting on his second


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28061279 - 11/20/22 08:08 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is jealous of that frozen cod.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28061298 - 11/20/22 08:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Smelly, Nonagon and a couple other buddies were hanging out and planning a fishing trip.  Unfortunately, Smelly had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his big tiddy goth GF wouldn't let him. 

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Smelly headed home frustrated.  The following week when Nonagon and the buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see that Smelly was already sitting at the campground with a beer, tent pitched, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Smelly?"

"I didn't have to, yesterday when I got home I sat down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol' lady snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'. When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see through negligee and she said, 'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'…

So, Here I am!"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28061332 - 11/20/22 09:04 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Smelly's wife is his mom. Obviously even her son didn't come over to untie her


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel] * 1
    #28061334 - 11/20/22 09:06 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Imachavel comes home late one night, drunk. "Where have you been?" asks his GF.
β€œAt the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!"
This sounds awfully suspicious to his GF, who calls the Golden Bar. "Do you have golden chairs?"
β€œYes."
"Do you have golden glasses and golden beer?"
"Yes and yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"
"Hang on a second."
On the other end, the GF hears, "Hey I think we have a lead on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28061374 - 11/20/22 09:35 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wouldn't move his saxophone while I was trying to piss. Said he couldn't get a consistent relaxed embouchure after that as you keep trying to continue playing. But hey I had to go right?

:thumbup: up until I pissed in his sax though he sounded like the next Miles Davis


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28061403 - 11/20/22 09:49 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

butters his asshole for a more pleasurable bike ride


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick] * 1
    #28061411 - 11/20/22 09:56 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sat on the bike until the seat went up his ass. When asked if it hurt he simply replied "I love this crap so much I can't even imagine complaining about the sensation. There was another guy that just went down the road doing the same thing and he had to butter the seat up first. Can you believe that? Can you believe that nonsense? To be buttering the seat of the bicycle before it goes up your ass is like putting water wings on before you go swimming. You weren't really there to experience it. Me I do this like I'm not even thinking about it. It's as easy as breathing."

Obviously no lubricant was applied. He very much enjoyed it nonetheless


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28062297 - 11/20/22 07:13 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Teeth aren’t 100% perfect.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28062298 - 11/20/22 07:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has no teeth


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28062303 - 11/20/22 07:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

has teeth like that poor die antwoord kid



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28062365 - 11/20/22 08:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

The person with his cock in their mouth doesn't care if they have teeth or not. But is honestly surprised at the fact that they do because of the way they were blowing their cock they honestly thought they didn't have a tooth in their mouth the way they just slide it in and out of their cheek with no scraping no matter what angle or what speed.

Gives 11/10 blowjobs. Sometimes even blows dentists and they even think he has no teeth. Just does incredible work.

Went into the dentist one time and the guy was like "NO WAY! You have teeth and most of them are in pretty good shape!" The guy was honestly just blown away when he realized this is the same guy blowing him last night he thought the guy was just pure gums.

On the streets the doctors call him Toothy the Tooth Hider


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:facepalm: I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28062378 - 11/20/22 08:21 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Whyterye] * 1
    #28062388 - 11/20/22 08:23 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:laugh2::trololol::lolwut:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28062391 - 11/20/22 08:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Thought it fit perfect πŸ˜‚


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28062463 - 11/20/22 09:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Likes to gently lift just a little of the protective foil seal on generic pills so people are hesitant to use them when they get their purchase home. That feeling of unease he gives people is what turns him on sexually.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28062570 - 11/20/22 11:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Likes to abuse pills and doesn't even care if they're protective foil seal on the generic bottle is pulled back a little bit. Doesn't even care if the seal is totally removed and all the pills are totally replaced with other pills. He loves to pop them.

Needs to go to like rehab or something and get some serious help. Find this website is all about drugs but it's one thing to be interested in them it's another thing to abuse on night and day like there's no other purpose in life.

You don't want to be like Sheekle do you?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28062984 - 11/21/22 09:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

sells flakka to school children


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