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OnlineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059184 - 11/18/22 09:50 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Tells elderly librarians they have a “fat dump truck ass” when he goes to return the same copy of the Quran every single week before just checking it out again. This happens every Wednesday before noon.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28059193 - 11/18/22 09:53 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Inshallah one day I’ll meet a librarian with a phat dumper

Edit: ^^^got more fungus growing between his toes than in his tubs


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28059195 - 11/18/22 09:56 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Tells elderly librarians they have a “fat dump truck ass” when he goes to return the same copy of the Quran every single week before just checking it out again. This happens every Wednesday before noon.




Stalks men and keeps track of their schedule by the second. Cock blocks a dude when he's trying to hit on the librarian by sitting there staring at the guy standing in the middle of him in the library writing down the exact book he's checking out on the exact day at the exact time for exactly how long he checked it out for and for exactly how long he's checking it out again.

They asked him if he wanted a job at the library but he just declined because he doesn't want to work he just wants to stalk men.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28059214 - 11/18/22 10:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

mom is a librarian


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059217 - 11/18/22 10:09 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Uses a cum rag instead of toilet paper to follow the green trend


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059220 - 11/18/22 10:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Can’t open child-proof containers


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059224 - 11/18/22 10:14 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Eat pablum when everyone else is asleep


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059228 - 11/18/22 10:15 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Gets confused for Gilligan


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28059230 - 11/18/22 10:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Burns his toast deliberately


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059232 - 11/18/22 10:17 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Eats poutine with mayo


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059238 - 11/18/22 10:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Favorite snack is big delicious tube steak!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059244 - 11/18/22 10:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Face looks like he was gored by an elephant


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059246 - 11/18/22 10:23 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Been called an angel before. But only because his face looks like he literally felt from the sky.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059250 - 11/18/22 10:26 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Been called an angel before. But only because his face looks like he literally felt from the sky.




Hahahahaha

^^still has Sears catalogs under his mattress with pages stuck together


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059259 - 11/18/22 10:34 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Their favorite movie


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059269 - 11/18/22 10:38 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:lolwut:

Still doesn’t understand why his mom got mad when he found her lightsaber and told her it smelled funny


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059280 - 11/18/22 10:44 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

:laugh2:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059299 - 11/18/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

A true film critic.  Could be rich beyond imagination.  Wastes his time on the shroomery

Edit:
Broke and masturbates to the noise coming from the heat ducts from his moms bedroom.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28059482 - 11/19/22 05:32 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Only woman they ever kissed is their mom


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28059499 - 11/19/22 05:54 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Zombies won't eat him for obvious reasons


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