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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28057054 - 11/17/22 08:10 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Wouldnโt even give a homie in need a brojob
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CJD



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28057069 - 11/17/22 08:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Not even a big enough dick to call out the typo in my last insult... dick
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28057075 - 11/17/22 08:17 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Swears he gets high off of puffball mushrooms he finds in the forest
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Nonagon
Bacon frying, sparrows chirping


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28057186 - 11/17/22 09:18 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Eats his discarded substrates
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CJD



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
#28057198 - 11/17/22 09:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Saves up his own shit for substrate.... always has diarrhea
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Pickle Rick
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: CJD] 1
#28057291 - 11/17/22 10:37 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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dates a vegan for free sub
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Pick Rick's Mushroom Chocolate
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Hunter hunter
See er


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Pickle Rick]
#28057376 - 11/18/22 12:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Obsessed with creating the perfect jenkem tek.
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imachavel
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
#28057950 - 11/18/22 09:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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A friend of his went to get his hair done. Had it dyed with some blonde streaks. He asked him how long it would take. The person doing his hair told him "about 3 hours ought to do the trick." He waited 3 hours and then went and had sex with your mom. See what he was really trying to ask the hairdresser is "how long until I look attractive?" Then what he thought the hairdresser said was "in about 3 hours you can do the trick" because your mom is a whore. The advice was pretty solid either way.
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I'm never giving you the password again. Jerk
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Egon_Spengler
Ever lurkin never workin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
#28058399 - 11/18/22 03:15 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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When they were born the doctor said to their mom, โIโm sorry I did all could, but he pulled through anywayโ
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menehune


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058404 - 11/18/22 03:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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had to live in an incubator for their first year on earth
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058412 - 11/18/22 03:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Things babies come from eggs
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Egon_Spengler
Ever lurkin never workin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28058444 - 11/18/22 03:35 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Tries to hide his bad breath by raising his arms
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menehune


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058461 - 11/18/22 03:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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refuses to wear deodorant. stinks up every place he walks into. yells at people who are smoking outside.
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058504 - 11/18/22 04:03 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Thinks butter makes food taste worse
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menehune


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058506 - 11/18/22 04:05 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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thinks the white crystals on old batteries is salt; uses it on the eggs he cooks for his family
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Smellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058507 - 11/18/22 04:05 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Is stupid enough to think Iโd have people who love me enough to let me cook for them
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menehune


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
#28058509 - 11/18/22 04:07 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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has dozens of rats living in his apartment; considers them his family
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Egon_Spengler
Ever lurkin never workin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336] 1
#28058521 - 11/18/22 04:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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went to the hardware store to buy some rat poison. The cashier says โDo you want a bag, or are you gonna eat it here?โ
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menehune


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#28058530 - 11/18/22 04:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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got busted with an oz, snitched on his dealer, walked away scott free
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Egon_Spengler
Ever lurkin never workin



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336] 1
#28058538 - 11/18/22 04:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago) |
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Went to the urologist to get a vasectomy, they said โwith a face like that, you wonโt need one.โ
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