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Offline336
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28053605 - 11/15/22 08:21 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

knocks the 8-ball in after his first stroke


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28053609 - 11/15/22 08:22 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Your left foot is a bit smaller than your right foot.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera] * 2
    #28053610 - 11/15/22 08:23 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is perfectly symmetrical in an uncanny valley kinda way


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28053612 - 11/15/22 08:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Your right foot is slightly shorter than your left foot.


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Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result.

A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

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Offline336
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
    #28053613 - 11/15/22 08:24 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

your left nut never dropped


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OfflineRusty2096
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053615 - 11/15/22 08:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesn't have nuts, just a huge hanging scrotum


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OfflineNonagon
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: 336]
    #28053622 - 11/15/22 08:27 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Smellyhobbit said:
Ogre Fiona is the most fuckable. She’s the kind of thicc that pushed back in doggy style.




Agreed, Ogre Fiona is dummy thicc :yesnod:

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nonagon]
    #28053630 - 11/15/22 08:29 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quotes great movies instead of coming up with a legit burn


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: CJD]
    #28053632 - 11/15/22 08:30 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

You’ve got two large feet.


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A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
    #28053648 - 11/15/22 08:36 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Started smoking crack because they heard it was easier to quit than smoking cigarettes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053652 - 11/15/22 08:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has disproportionately short fingers


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28053657 - 11/15/22 08:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesn't even like smelling random fingers.


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Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result.

A Dorito is pizza, change my mind.

Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
    #28053664 - 11/15/22 08:47 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Had his tail surgically removed at birth, still catches himself unconsciously wagging the phantom limb when he gets excited.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053665 - 11/15/22 08:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Hangs out at cemeteries to catch funerals in progress so he can pie grieving family members before jumping on the casket and sprinting away.


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OfflineCJD
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28053673 - 11/15/22 09:02 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Literally takes candy from babies


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053684 - 11/15/22 09:06 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Switches babies out in the neonatal care unit so parents get the wrong one.


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OfflineCJD
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28053701 - 11/15/22 09:15 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has such a distinctive forehead he knew his baby was switched


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053708 - 11/15/22 09:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Started the antivax movement because he pines for the days of polio infection.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28053726 - 11/15/22 09:37 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is too self absorbed to invest in my leg brace company


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28053730 - 11/15/22 09:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sells computer parts to the elderly and infirm over the phone.


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