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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: imachavel]
    #28043104 - 11/10/22 02:27 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Ran out of tiny rubber bands and had to finish off the last few rows with old twisty ties from the junk drawer


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28043108 - 11/10/22 02:36 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Waxes assholes for a job. Refuses to wax anything else.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Warrk] * 1
    #28043115 - 11/10/22 02:46 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

My #1 customer, and comes to me cause Iโ€™m the fucking best. I rip that shit like Iโ€™m starting a lawnmower.

Even with all the horrible things there are to say about this terminally hairy motherfucker, at least theyโ€™re willing to pay top dollar for fine service.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28043123 - 11/10/22 03:01 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Constantly breaches customer privacy in his job.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Warrk]
    #28043125 - 11/10/22 03:05 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Argues whether Bill Nye is a real scientist or just a science guy


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043186 - 11/10/22 05:18 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Also braids then dye his pubs to give them crabs a more mellow environment


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043264 - 11/10/22 07:07 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wishes he was a little bit taller. Wishes he was a baller. Wishes his master would let him loosen his collar.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rotnpins]
    #28043273 - 11/10/22 07:13 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Wishes he was a little bit taller. Wishes he was a baller. Wishes his master would let him loosen his collar.




:priceclap:

Never passed a Presidential Fitness test in gym


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043290 - 11/10/22 07:32 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Yeah I did, and you should know this...
Your mom was my gym teacher


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043777 - 11/10/22 01:40 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fails at yo momma jokes


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043835 - 11/10/22 02:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Pumps gas until it overflows out of his tank and then just says โ€œhaha oops looks like Iโ€™m a little gassy.โ€


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28043896 - 11/10/22 03:05 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Thinks babies are made in the butt


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28043932 - 11/10/22 03:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Reeks of patchouli


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vinci]
    #28043990 - 11/10/22 04:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Cant dribble a basketball


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28044010 - 11/10/22 04:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Can't dribble on men's balls


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28044014 - 11/10/22 04:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

can't wingle is little tingle jiggle


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28044017 - 11/10/22 04:52 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Replies to first poster instead of last poster


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Since Disney has obtained tremendous value from the public domain, knows how important the public domain is, and is firmly determined to never contribute anything to it.

My pronouns are He and Him, and my adjectives are Fat and Jazzy

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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: gopher]
    #28044083 - 11/10/22 05:23 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Never learned to yo-yo


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28044086 - 11/10/22 05:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Got beat up by his little sister his whole childhood


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28044119 - 11/10/22 05:49 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Beat up his little sister because his mom loved her more... she was the better kid though


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