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InvisibleEgon_Spengler
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28037606 - 11/07/22 03:44 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Canโ€™t bring a date back to his place, cause none will stay dtf after seeing how he lives.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28037608 - 11/07/22 03:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Yeah, a wife and 3 teenagers isn't exactly conducive to unplanned sexy times with new women.  :tongue2:


Shaves his eyebrows and pretends to be deranged so he can just walk out of stores without paying


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InvisibleShrimps
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28037609 - 11/07/22 03:48 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesn't like brokkoli


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
    #28037610 - 11/07/22 03:50 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

That cut me to the bone man. I feel a DEA raid coming on.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28037611 - 11/07/22 03:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Northerner said:
That cut me to the bone man. I feel a DEA raid coming on.




:trollcop:

Thinks Shrimps can be raided :laugh2: they live under water!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28037615 - 11/07/22 03:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Even though his family has made peace with his unfortunate appearance, theyโ€™ve still come to resent the way he ruins every group photo heโ€™s in: is either moving, or has his eyes closed, or mouth open or looking the wrong place, generally dopey expression etc


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28037618 - 11/07/22 04:07 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Had his first sexual experience with a shrimp


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
    #28037622 - 11/07/22 04:08 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Shrimps said:
Had his first sexual experience with a shrimp



:rofl2:

(Crunching sounds)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28037627 - 11/07/22 04:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Steps on Ant's to feel stronger


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
    #28037628 - 11/07/22 04:23 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesnโ€™t understand arithmetic order of operations


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28037630 - 11/07/22 04:26 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Egon_Spengler said:
Doesnโ€™t understand arithmetic order of operations




It's actually the truth^^ I have no Idea what you're talking about :laugh2:

"uses big words to feel intelligent" :laugh:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Shrimps]
    #28037635 - 11/07/22 04:35 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Turns up the heat, instead of putting on a sweater


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28037650 - 11/07/22 05:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Each time he has diarrhea, eats tons of beets then goes outside and "spray paint" people red with his ass


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28037652 - 11/07/22 05:10 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

When he meets someone who speaks a different language than he does, he simply speaks English louder and slower, both patronizing them and embarrassing himself.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096] * 1
    #28037653 - 11/07/22 05:10 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Hahaha

Born with a face only a mother could love, then was orphaned


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler] * 1
    #28037685 - 11/07/22 05:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wishes he could take anal beads.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Syntex] * 1
    #28037693 - 11/07/22 05:56 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wishes his parents could afford name brand breakfast cereal.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28037732 - 11/07/22 06:54 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sucks on magnets.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28037734 - 11/07/22 06:55 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is the real life historical inspiration for the nursery rhyme
โ€œPeter Peter pumpkin eater,
Had a wife and couldnโ€™t keep her.โ€

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Can you imagine being in the 1700โ€™s such a legendary cuckold that the children of your village compose songs to taunt you with every time you walk by? Truly brutal.

Anyway, thatโ€™s you.
Youโ€™re that peter


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28037745 - 11/07/22 07:09 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Congrats on 1k posts :super:

Licks so many balls that he needs to stay extra hydrated so his tongue doesn't dry out


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