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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28031605 - 11/03/22 06:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Smellyhobbit said:
Taught his dog to be afraid of Serena Williams by wearing blackface and hitting it with a tennis racket.




Fuuuuuuuck, lmao.

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Psatellite said:

it's crazy how some of these hit close to home.




I will always apologize if my intended nonsense gets too rough. The thread title isnโ€™t โ€˜tease your buddies about sex stuffโ€™, itโ€™s โ€œgive the poster a serious hurtful insultโ€™.  But I do hope everyone knows I donโ€™t actually mean to upset anyone. The truth is that most of us on this planet share many of the same basic human flaws, which makes insulting each other successfully really an exercise in self reflection, then projection. If you find truth in any of  my darker jokes, itโ€™s because the worst parts of the private human experience are unknowably common.

That said, ^^ is a scared, and remorseful person, who lives a life of fear and thusly, lonesome regret.





It fascinates me. And it can only mean two things. You have psychic abilities or you know me. Too coincidental

I got my eye on you..:wink:

Egon_Spengler, I'm thinking of a word. What is it?


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031613 - 11/03/22 06:16 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Throws away the meat from chickens and just eats the bones.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28031618 - 11/03/22 06:19 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Vows to never return to Mordor, ends up being Sauron


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031620 - 11/03/22 06:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sniffs Gandalfโ€™s beard


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #28031623 - 11/03/22 06:23 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Is really something totally different


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psatellite]
    #28031625 - 11/03/22 06:25 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Links cockroaches because he thinks they excrete hallucinogenic compounds


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rotnpins]
    #28031629 - 11/03/22 06:29 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Links cockroaches because he thinks they excrete hallucinogenic compounds





Ever heard of di-roachletryptamine? :rolleyes:

Boofs pipe weed


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031643 - 11/03/22 06:41 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Boofs everything since he recently learned the word meaning and now calls himself "The anal explorer"


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psatellite]
    #28031645 - 11/03/22 06:42 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Goes to Chinese restaurant and orders dog.
Not to be racist, but because he really wants to eat dog.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031647 - 11/03/22 06:43 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Deepthroats his hot dogs at lunch time in central park.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #28031653 - 11/03/22 06:46 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Goes to Chinese restaurants and orders cat... because he knows it's the closest he'll ever get to eating pussy


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031656 - 11/03/22 06:48 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Enjoys indigestion


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rotnpins]
    #28031660 - 11/03/22 06:50 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

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Goes to Chinese restaurants and orders cat... because he knows it's the closest he'll ever get to eating pussy



:laugh2: I actually laughed that one!


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28031664 - 11/03/22 06:53 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Halloween is his favorite holiday because the idea of child slaves being worked to death harvesting cocoa beans excites his sweet tooth


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28031665 - 11/03/22 06:55 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wants to but fuck smellyHobbit


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28031669 - 11/03/22 06:58 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has an anal obsession but can't find to courage to tell his Dad that he's gay


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28031675 - 11/03/22 07:00 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Wishes he could have anal sex one time before he dies


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psatellite]
    #28031702 - 11/03/22 07:20 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Horse toothed, pencil necked, googley eyed, stanky mouthed, greasy skinned, limp dicked, low-T havin, skid mark leavin, skin condition spreadin, panty sniffin, shitferbrains.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Egon_Spengler]
    #28031711 - 11/03/22 07:29 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Fails at grammar, despite best efforts.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner] * 2
    #28031716 - 11/03/22 07:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Just a plain ol hater; stacks no paper, gets no bitches


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