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OfflinePsatellite
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28028525 - 11/01/22 07:33 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Goes LARPing with his 'girlfriend'

I love you, buddy. Y'all be good. Over and out


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psatellite]
    #28028573 - 11/01/22 07:54 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

If there are people within earshot he turns the sink on after using the bathroom but doesn't actually wash his hands.


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OfflineAcaterpillar
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psatellite]
    #28028575 - 11/01/22 07:55 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has a bisected penis and belongs to the suborder Serpentes


*Edit: guess I was too slow. Feevers constantly suffers from fever dreams and as such hardly ever makes any sense to others.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Acaterpillar]
    #28028621 - 11/01/22 08:21 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

His IQ is higher than average.  Results in dry insults.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Hunter hunter]
    #28028670 - 11/01/22 08:51 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

His toothless grandpa grin makes for a good hole to fuck. It's nice and wet too, so I hope that one wasn't too dry


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #28028679 - 11/01/22 09:00 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Likes it dry. Has never had a 'wet one'


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Acaterpillar] * 1
    #28028681 - 11/01/22 09:01 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Quote:

Acaterpillar said:
His toothless grandpa grin makes for a good hole to fuck. It's nice and wet too, so I hope that one wasn't too dry



:puke::puke::puke:
(you are fucking nasty bro)


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28028687 - 11/01/22 09:04 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

When you work as a line cook you see some nasty shit, hard to not let it rub off on ya.

The poster above pukes from dirty jokes like a little bitch.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28028691 - 11/01/22 09:11 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Got released from the mental health facility early because he grossed out the staff.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28028695 - 11/01/22 09:13 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Plays Baby Shark over and over on the jukebox at the bar.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28028715 - 11/01/22 09:31 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Secretly dreams of waxing the balls of the dalaï-lama


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096]
    #28028817 - 11/01/22 11:57 PM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Has wet dreams about shaving the balls of the llamas


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Warrk]
    #28028864 - 11/02/22 01:24 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Doesn't understand how this thread works.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Syntex]
    #28028904 - 11/02/22 02:47 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Shoots guinea pigs out of a potato cannon.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #28028958 - 11/02/22 04:59 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Shoots guinea pigs out of a potato cannon directly into his anus.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Amanita86]
    #28028971 - 11/02/22 05:17 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Sucks them out of there.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28028974 - 11/02/22 05:22 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Films it while jacking off


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Rusty2096] * 1
    #28028978 - 11/02/22 05:30 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Gawd this has turned into some weird guinea pig fetish snuff porn.

:weinerwtf:


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28028979 - 11/02/22 05:30 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

“Accidentally,” huh. Right.


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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28029009 - 11/02/22 06:24 AM (1 year, 2 months ago)

Here’s an old fave of my grandfather’s “Couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel”


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