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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999688 - 10/14/22 11:07 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

His favorite movie was the rocky horror picture show ever since he was a kid


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InvisibleWinston Smith
Little Brother


Registered: 09/03/22
Posts: 200
Loc: Over there!
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #27999693 - 10/14/22 11:13 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Has something on his shirt

*Points to chest area of TheDirtFarmer's shirt*

*TheDirtFarmer looks down at shirt*

*I quickly swipe TheDirtFarmer's nose as I raise my hand*

*TheDirtFarmer gets visibly upset*

Ha! Fell for the oldest trick in the book! Poor sucker!


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OfflineNichrome
I'm a torso!
I'm a teapot User Gallery

Registered: 12/17/18
Posts: 6,492
Loc: Zone 5
Last seen: 3 hours, 12 minutes
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Winston Smith] * 1
    #27999695 - 10/14/22 11:15 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Doesn't have a single skeleton in his closet.


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Better to be deprived of food for three days, than tea for one.


Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you should. ~Emerson


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Nichrome] * 1
    #27999706 - 10/14/22 11:23 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is mandark from dexters laboratory


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Registered: 04/01/22
Posts: 11,171
Loc: Hole
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999716 - 10/14/22 11:37 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Prefers their spaghetti to be uncooked.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999721 - 10/14/22 11:42 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Enjoys the taste and texture of dog treats.


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #27999725 - 10/14/22 11:47 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

I have unironically eaten dog treats to see if the box was serious about there being 5 flavors. Total lie.

Will shake your hand with soft, clammy fingers. Will then blame you for your weak handshake.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #27999728 - 10/14/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

:canthelpbutlaugh:

Thats fuckin hilarious.

Enjoys the smell of incredibly dirty socks. Tried to make a cologne from it.


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999729 - 10/14/22 11:53 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Eats cricket eyes. Just the eyes.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit]
    #27999753 - 10/15/22 12:25 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Sneaks into the old folks home at night and tries out every pair of dentures he can find.


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OfflineNorthernerM
splelling chceker
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Registered: 07/29/12
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27999762 - 10/15/22 12:32 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Buys only half price items from the dollar store for Christmas.


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The nearest we ever come to knowing truth is when we are witness to paradox.


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Northerner]
    #27999767 - 10/15/22 12:39 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Is a member of a secret cabal who controls the world through an enormous network of nanobots


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27999768 - 10/15/22 12:39 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Thinks sperm whales are the size of actual sperm


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #27999770 - 10/15/22 12:40 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Has a strange fetish for transvestites who resemble woody harrelson


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Invisiblesplit_by_nine
i am the liquor

Registered: 07/11/18
Posts: 21,288
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: TheDirtFarmer]
    #27999790 - 10/15/22 01:06 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

gently cleans and reuses toilet paper that wasnt too soiled


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hpoo or die


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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
    #28000109 - 10/15/22 09:35 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Buys dirty uniforms from fast food workers because he thoroughly enjoys the smell of sweat, grease, and despair.


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000133 - 10/15/22 09:54 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Let’s his hotdogs dry out before eating them.


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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OfflineTheDirtFarmer
Identifies as Morgan Freeman
I'm a teapot

Registered: 04/07/22
Posts: 1,013
Loc: Mexican Canada
Last seen: 2 months, 15 days
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Smellyhobbit] * 1
    #28000141 - 10/15/22 10:03 AM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Keeps one of those dried out sausages they sell at gas station counters behind his ear like a black n' mild.


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InvisibleWinston Smith
Little Brother


Registered: 09/03/22
Posts: 200
Loc: Over there!
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000331 - 10/15/22 12:41 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

^ is a wet blanket


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OfflineSmellyhobbit
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #28000355 - 10/15/22 01:00 PM (1 year, 3 months ago)

Wets his blanket


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A Love Letter to New Growers
A Guide for New Growers
Growth 2023 - A Year In Review

Grow more shrooms. Eat more ass. :mushroom:



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