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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27787167 - 05/21/22 05:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: Once permanently sterilized an entire wing of sickly patients at his local hospital. Severely misunderstood his job description.
Upon being called to testify on his actions before a jury composed of his peers, he offered to do penance by donating his fertile sperm to all those effected, should they ever have need or want of children in the future.
Conveniently, you neglected to mention the verdict..
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27787172 - 05/21/22 05:07 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Vibetyme said: Once gave Ernest from Ernest goes to jail a handy behind his trailer on the set of one of his lesser known films in trade for an autograph.
Alcoholic Texan who takes foreigners on tours of the Bantu Expansion.
Makes the great migration really come to life.
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christopera
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer] 1
#27787173 - 05/21/22 05:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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You specifically are making this thread really boring.
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gopher
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: christopera] 1
#27787179 - 05/21/22 05:14 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Medusa is not sexy, she's just snakes on a plain
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Anti-Hippy
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera] 1
#27787180 - 05/21/22 05:14 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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On weekends, he cruises the local dog parks asking people, “May I express your pet’s anal gland?”
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GourmetGod
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Anti-Hippy]
#27787184 - 05/21/22 05:21 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Anti-Hippy said: On weekends, he cruises the local dog parks asking people, “May I express your pet’s anal gland?”
Follows around Gopher with a glass jar to collect the anal juice for his health shakes...
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: larry.fisherman]
#27787191 - 05/21/22 05:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Chronically and severely depersonalized Minnesotan enslaved to psychoactive kalaharine micro-mammals.
Takes foreigners on tours of Click language speakers' ancient resistance to Bantu encroachment of the Kalahari.
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Anti-Hippy]
#27787205 - 05/21/22 05:39 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Anti-Hippy said: On weekends, he cruises the local dog parks asking people, “May I express your pet’s anal gland?”
Knows two Khoisan languages intimately but slurs his clicks because he is a black out drunk.
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtl7ul insult [Re: gopher]
#27787209 - 05/21/22 05:42 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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gopher said: Medusa is not sexy, she's just snakes on a plain
Feeds falcons to his snakes, whom he generally overindulges.
I think what you do is terrible.
Those are majestic bird of prey, dude.
I can buy a snake with a pack of cigarettes from every third guy in Florida..
HS
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: christopera]
#27787210 - 05/21/22 05:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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christopera said: You specifically are making this thread really boring.
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Anti-Hippy
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27787224 - 05/21/22 05:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Majoring in African Studies. Will struggle to find gainful employment with his chosen degree
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Anti-Hippy]
#27787248 - 05/21/22 06:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Active on the underground Sardinian falconry circuit.
Grieves two falcons lost to stalactites.
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The Blind Ass
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Anti-Hippy]
#27787250 - 05/21/22 06:10 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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knows all to well why he’ll have trouble finding gainful employment (He Majored in women’s studies)
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27787253 - 05/21/22 06:12 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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I AM THE BANTU GOD OF WAR!
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27787268 - 05/21/22 06:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: knows all to well why he’ll have trouble finding gainful employment (He Majored in women’s studies)
Smothered the most venerated falconer of the modern period, Nigel of Slough.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27787271 - 05/21/22 06:32 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Kinky mofo that Falcon… Just went to far and things got out of hand and before you knew it …welp.
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27787282 - 05/21/22 06:38 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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favorite beatle is ringo
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27787320 - 05/21/22 07:17 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Hey he always keeps it in the pocket what’s not to love?
Your Favorite beatle is Yoko ☝️
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split_by_nine
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27787331 - 05/21/22 07:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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he has no idea that Tony Iommi briefly quit Black Sabbath to play guitar in Jethro Tull and was in the infamous rock n roll circus show playing with Tull.
soon after Tony quit Jethro Tull to return focus on Black Sabbath and the rest is history
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: split_by_nine]
#27787334 - 05/21/22 07:28 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Damn, that’s a great song. I did not know that about him but I’ve always loved Iommi’s style of guitar playing on Sabbath’s albums.
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