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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27784923 - 05/19/22 08:57 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Vibetyme said: Loudly sucks the bbq sauce off his fingers at the bbq restaurant. Stares at the female workers with bbq lust in his eyes!
Opus Dei ambassador to Papua New Guinea.
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime] 1
#27784953 - 05/19/22 09:18 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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MorphinTime said: Sticks cocktail weenies on bamboo skewers and roasts them in his toaster
Is one of those weird, lone wolf caucasians who think they are Jesus or messiah/prophet/disciple etc and dress the part.
You guys are hated in the Holy Land. You scare the locals and frequently get yourselves killed in the desert.
The fact that you people were discharged from somewhere, let alone taking international flights, blows my mind.

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QuantumReality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27784989 - 05/19/22 09:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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QuantumReality said: Sucked his way out of jail after being caught downing impressive amounts of commissary
Doesn't believe in imprisonment.
Quotes all insults from an 80yo lady's pen pal letters, from his cell, sighs, takes solace in that it's still a better gig better than living on the streets robbing the knee train of a disabled mens toilet, the kind that sounds an alarm after 15 minutes of use
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: SonicTitan]
#27784992 - 05/19/22 09:56 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Makes hauntingly beautiful falconry hoods.
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27784997 - 05/19/22 10:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Owns the Satanic Bible like me but all his pages are glued together with his own semen.
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QuantumReality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27785000 - 05/19/22 10:05 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Makes stunningly miserable origami pterodactyls from HomelessSorcerer's Satanic bible that sadly will never fly
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QuantumReality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27785001 - 05/19/22 10:06 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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HomelessSorcerer said: Makes hauntingly beautiful falconry hoods.
Still watches 'Condorman' at least once a week
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27785009 - 05/19/22 10:16 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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HomelessSorcerer said Is one of those weird, lone wolf caucasians who think they are Jesus or messiah/prophet/disciple etc and dress the part.
I have better hair than Jesus
Quantum boofs snuff tobacco
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: QuantumReality]
#27785014 - 05/19/22 10:24 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is the Western world's foremost falconry commentator.
His written masterpiece is, surely, Molting Towards God.
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Vibetyme
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27785032 - 05/19/22 10:43 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is actually a failed falconer! His prize bird got sick under his watch and died!
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27785034 - 05/19/22 10:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Applied at a rocket factory and was denied after taking their standard incomplete multiple choice sentences test.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27785035 - 05/19/22 10:46 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Indubitably my man, indubitably.  You developed a severe male penile queefing disorder upon turning 40.
Colloquially known as the gassy dick sneeze syndrome…. Began a course of medications that caused the symptoms to abate,
…And later at the ripe old age of 50, as a direct result of the medication for his dick queefs, he then developed severe gout of the dick.
He manages though - mostly by telling himself it is god testing him like job from biblical times, through a loving & supportive family, as well as by using a topical application of ivermectin & ayahuasca liberally 3 x a day.
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27785038 - 05/19/22 10:52 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Has a little pentagram tattooed on the small of his back.
Wears a helmet because he faints when finding actives.
Is obsessed with the presumed Khoisan military reaction to Bantu expansion.
Achieves flow when his bird is flying well and his delusion is firmly in reference to Babylon.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27785042 - 05/19/22 10:53 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Works at popeyes chicken as the assistant manager.
He always smells like grease mixed with sweat because his employees don't show up for their shift so he has to work the line. Weak mgt!
Always thinks this is his year to make manager. Never does though.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27785043 - 05/19/22 10:56 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Wanks exclusively to deleted scenes from the TV series ”Leave It To Beaver” (Spanish dubbed)
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27785046 - 05/19/22 11:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Watches Shark Week while smoking crack with hookers and drifters on his parents' living room couch.
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27785048 - 05/19/22 11:02 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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The Blind Ass said: Indubitably my man, indubitably.  You developed a severe male penile queefing disorder upon turning 40.
Colloquially known as the gassy dick sneezes. Began a course of medications that caused the symptoms to abate,
…And later at the ripe old age of 50, as a direct result of the medication for his dick queefs, he then developed severe gout of the dick.
He manages though - mostly by telling him it is god testing him like job from biblical times, as well as by using a topical application of ivermectin & ayahuasca liberally 3 x a day.
Just so you know, you put way too much effort into your insults. Once I hit 43 years of age, my fist and forearm became my dick son.
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
#27785049 - 05/19/22 11:03 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Your dick is your arm and your son?
Sounds lonely.
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T-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
#27785053 - 05/19/22 11:08 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Were a happy family and none of us are on medications nor suicidal.
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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27785054 - 05/19/22 11:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Has falcon fever.
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