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InvisibleQuantumReality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle] * 1
    #27784571 - 05/19/22 04:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Creates 2 guys and a shoebox in response


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OfflinePsilimax
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Registered: 08/01/21
Posts: 393
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: QuantumReality]
    #27784575 - 05/19/22 04:28 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

A new republican


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,659
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psilimax]
    #27784580 - 05/19/22 04:33 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Is a Lemon party heretic :oldman:


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InvisibleGourmetGod
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Registered: 05/09/22
Posts: 69
Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27784593 - 05/19/22 04:39 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Competed in the BME pain Olympics.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Registered: 03/02/22
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: GourmetGod]
    #27784600 - 05/19/22 04:44 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Devout falconer.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer] * 2
    #27784606 - 05/19/22 04:48 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

His mother was the only foreign Joro Gaisha capable of servicing & comforting all of the sumo stables in eastern Kyoto.


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InvisibleQuantumReality
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27784610 - 05/19/22 04:52 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Sucked his way out of jail after being caught downing impressive amounts of commissary


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InvisibleGourmetGod
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: QuantumReality]
    #27784625 - 05/19/22 05:06 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Watched The Blind Ass suck his way out of jail with delight.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27784633 - 05/19/22 05:11 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

A raging alcoholic Master of mystical Scythian falconry.

His birds of prey are hooded for life.

They live, fly, fuck, hunt and die, blind.

The destruction that brings a falcon from heaven is better than mercy.


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InvisibleGuerrilla
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27784705 - 05/19/22 06:00 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Would trade his last bit of crack for animal porn


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InvisibleT-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27784721 - 05/19/22 06:11 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Works at a monkey petting zoo and has successfully trained two species, the Mandrill & Probocis species of male monkeys to pleasure him simultaneously.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: T-Funkadelic]
    #27784795 - 05/19/22 07:09 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Merely one of GourmetGod's falcons.

A deaf tiercel.


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InvisibleT-Funkadelic
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Sheekle]
    #27784820 - 05/19/22 07:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Legally impregnated his sister after driving 567 miles to West VA only to be charged with incest in his home town when it was born.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla]
    #27784832 - 05/19/22 07:32 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

^Future President of the United States.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla]
    #27784834 - 05/19/22 07:34 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Guerrilla said:
Would trade his last bit of crack for animal porn



Gets hard fantasizing about the Bantu Expansion.

And fair enough, too.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27784849 - 05/19/22 07:48 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

QuantumReality said:
Sucked his way out of jail after being caught downing impressive amounts of commissary



Doesn't believe in imprisonment.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27784856 - 05/19/22 07:53 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
His mother was the only foreign Joro Gaisha capable of servicing & comforting all of the sumo stables in eastern Kyoto.



Is naked in front of his parents' blank projector screen.

Backlit by the projector's light.

Begins to contort, his back and shoulder muscles distorting the large gothic falcon tattooed on his back.

The blind woman he is on a date with needs to see.


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InvisibleThe Blind Ass
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
    #27784859 - 05/19/22 07:54 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

How’d you know about my tat bro?
Be gone with your sorcery!

:getout:


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Psilimax]
    #27784918 - 05/19/22 08:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

Psilimax said:
I fart in your general direction. Long uncomfortable eye contact. I fart again butt silently
we both know it’s there insulting the very air we breathe.



Notorious caucasian train photo bomber.
Train otaku know him as, 哀悼の贈り主, Aitō no okurinushi, Grief Giver.


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InvisibleHomelessSorcerer
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
    #27784921 - 05/19/22 08:53 PM (1 year, 8 months ago)

Quote:

The Blind Ass said:
How’d you know about my tat bro?
Be gone with your sorcery!

:getout:



:superscream:


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