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HomelessSorcerer



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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27780978 - 05/16/22 11:51 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Alcoholic trapeze artist.
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Vibetyme
Smoke 1



Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 17 hours, 28 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27780979 - 05/16/22 11:55 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Very very serious badminton player! Keeps score very strenuously and will argue points almost to a fault!
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27780992 - 05/17/22 12:31 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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 Is a terminator, sent back in time to present the evening news weather report at least once for a local Corpus Christi based Fox affiliate, before it's too late.
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27781182 - 05/17/22 06:02 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Found a cool looking coin once, but lost it.
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MorphinTime
Tulpa



Registered: 09/05/11
Posts: 7,151
Loc: Angel Grove
Last seen: 1 day, 6 hours
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake] 2
#27781192 - 05/17/22 06:13 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Consumes hotdogs without chewing because he's half rock python and half slut
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: MorphinTime]
#27781215 - 05/17/22 06:47 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Ugly cries everytime someone does something even remotely kind to him, then, without being asked, continues to tell them his most interesting life's story of being lost at the supermarket at the age of 10 for 1 hour when he got too fixated looking at a lava lamp that wasn't even turned on.
He usually only gets to say "this reminds me so much of" before being abruptly insulted and ghosted by the person who just said "good morning" to him.
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QM33
(NOT A PUPPET!) ❤❤❤❤❤



Registered: 04/09/20
Posts: 4,739
Loc: Oregon
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27781231 - 05/17/22 07:12 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Cries himself awake.
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: QM33]
#27781253 - 05/17/22 07:49 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Has recurring wet dreams every full moon, but they are super awkward and always involves a boat, two monkeys and hummus.
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Asante
Mage


Registered: 02/06/02
Posts: 86,797
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27781354 - 05/17/22 09:07 AM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Forgot about the wisdom in the words of "Ȝeue þi cunte to cunnig and craue affetir wedding."
-------------------- Omnicyclion.org higher knowledge starts here
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remake


Registered: 01/05/16
Posts: 4,178
Loc: South Africa
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Asante]
#27781522 - 05/17/22 12:16 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Passionately break dances when he listens to André Rieu.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: remake]
#27781825 - 05/17/22 04:12 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Compulsively steals valor.
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi


Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,659
Loc: The Primordial Mind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27781827 - 05/17/22 04:15 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Savors the umami from toenails found stuck in the carpet of airport lobbies.
-------------------- Give me Liberty caps -or- give me Death caps
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27782031 - 05/17/22 07:08 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is a Dominican ex-convict who arrived in a Seattle refugee camp along with his lover, Felix Jimenez Lebron Caceres, and their Yorkshire Terrier, Brenda, as part of the Juanita boatlift.
Given green cards and release (inc. Brenda's) from the camp in exchange for murdering a former Dominican general at the request of Seattle fungal lord, David Salomon.
Began working as a makeup artist but was soon dissatisfied..
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi


Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,659
Loc: The Primordial Mind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27782046 - 05/17/22 07:25 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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-------------------- Give me Liberty caps -or- give me Death caps
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: The Blind Ass]
#27782048 - 05/17/22 07:26 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Vibetyme
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Registered: 06/08/21
Posts: 1,764
Loc: Florida
Last seen: 17 hours, 28 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27782056 - 05/17/22 07:33 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Is into remote control car drag racing. Where he dreams of one day winning and making it big time.
He doesn't realize the total prize money for the winner is only $50. Never won anyway!
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Guerrilla
Bumbaclart


Registered: 01/30/21 
Posts: 3,170
Loc: United Kingdom
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Vibetyme]
#27782057 - 05/17/22 07:34 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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$50 is making it big time for this guy.
-------------------- Being pissed on does not make you a real man.
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HomelessSorcerer



Registered: 03/02/22
Posts: 2,604
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: Guerrilla]
#27782072 - 05/17/22 07:48 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Went to Africa purely for the purpose of hunting big cats.
So he could take those ghastly selfies.
Quit murdering those animals with a godmode grade rifle or whatever the fuck you use. If you're such a big man, take a cheetah on with a knife or a spear, bow and arrow..
No, you spend 2 weeks there and Africa has 17 less big cats..
You kill a panther from 2 miles out and what then? You are hard? You are God? You giveth/taketh, that kinda shit?
Do you have any idea what Hannibal or Zhukov or Alexander would think of you?
Get out of my sight.
TAKE THEM ON WITH A FUCKING KNIFE!
HS
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christopera
Stranger


Registered: 10/13/17
Posts: 14,202
Last seen: 2 hours, 5 minutes
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27782074 - 05/17/22 07:49 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Your underwear are dirty.
-------------------- Enjoy the process of your search without succumbing to the pressure of the result. A Dorito is pizza, change my mind. Bank and Union with The Shroomery at the Zuul on The internet - now with %'s and things I’m sorry it had to be me.
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The Blind Ass
Bodhi


Registered: 08/16/16
Posts: 26,659
Loc: The Primordial Mind
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Re: Give the poster above you a serious hurtful insult [Re: HomelessSorcerer]
#27782075 - 05/17/22 07:50 PM (1 year, 8 months ago) |
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Tries not eating corn in a futile attempt at avoiding the curse placed upon all his ancestors. But on the mornings after a day when he couldn’t resist it he ends up hating himself due to the curse of his blood - making him stop whatever he is doing to pick apart his own turds until he’s finished counting each and every last kernel of corn after having dropped a deuce. Makes the best of the bad situation though, as he’s developed a keen eye with respect to what constitutes a healthy stool vs an unhealthy one.
-------------------- Give me Liberty caps -or- give me Death caps
Edited by The Blind Ass (05/17/22 08:01 PM)
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